Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[BigDHornfan 6,533]

I'm gonna take a piss and we're going to strike this (slur redacted) out and then we're going to tie the game up. 

Hope you had a hell of a piss Arnold

[dcar00 14,028]

according to ESPN pitch chart Martin had the Perdomo struck out 3 times.

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm gonna take a piss and we're going to strike this (slur redacted) out and then we're going to tie the game up. 

Hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!

[Fudbelty 2,785]

Get ‘em Marteen.

[Radical Larry 28,528]

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

Thanks blue for calling that just off plate strike two batters too late.

Robo umps.

[ztejas 43,262]

LOL "this is the first crushing loss they've had"

Bro Houston won 3 straight on the road and game 4 they fucked us up. 

Dipshit announcers.

[Vic Mackey 46,927]

LOL "this is the first crushing loss they've had"
Bro Houston won 3 straight on the road and game 4 they fucked us up. 
Dipshit announcers.

I'm sure he meant where we just get our asses beat and it's not even close, not so much a heartbreaking loss.

[beer 3,215]

Game 5 was our high point, right?

[ztejas 43,262]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

LOL "this is the first crushing loss they've had"
Bro Houston won 3 straight on the road and game 4 they fucked us up. 
Dipshit announcers.

I'm sure he meant where we just get our asses beat and it's not even close, not so much a heartbreaking loss.

Yeah so like game 4 against Houston. The fuck are you talking about? 

We're gonna be fine. 

[DougO 5,239]

Martin Perez, you seem like a great dude, and you have been a credit to the organization. You were one of the really cool comeback stories in baseball in recent history. But that story has ended as of a while back, and it's probably time to move on. Maybe try coaching?

[beer 3,215]

Also that hit streak in postseason is a bullshit stat. You only get that by having to play lots of postseason games. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,336]

Rangers pitchers needed the help from blue that Kelly was getting but in no way needed. 

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

Not the night. Two hard outs right at them.

Make that 3. Man.

Edited October 29, 2023 by gofuckyourself

[Firemans4Horn 17,823]

Fuck you ump. You’re trash. 

[Fudbelty 2,785]

Game 5 was our high point, right?

Yes, a game we lost was our high point.

[ztejas 43,262]

He isn't on the bag. That's horseshit and shouldn't stand.

[ztejas 43,262]

I mean cool. Fucking whatever. Fuck us. Call whatever stupid fucking strike zone you want then let guys come off the bag for put outs. 

 

Let's go fuck these pussies up in Phoenix. 

[Vic Mackey 46,927]

Perez serving up batting practice

[chemHORN 1,239]

Just in case they had anyone in a slump that needed confidence, we put Perez in. 

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

Of course.

What a shitty game.

[Firemans4Horn 17,823]

If the Diamondbacks put in Martin Perez for the bottom of the 9th we might have a chance. 

[Firemans4Horn 17,823]

Semien has fouled off his “pitch” for the 27th consecutive time. 

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

Clutch hit Semien.

[gsoda3 3,234]

Hah we were gonna pinch hit for the kid

[dcar00 14,028]

hopefully Nate can get us back to Arlington.

be nice if Max threw a gem but I'm not counting on it.

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

Good showing Robbie.

Let's keep the homer streak going Adolis.

Edited October 29, 2023 by gofuckyourself

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

Fitting ending.

Push reset and get em on Monday.

[Firemans4Horn 17,823]

[chemHORN 1,239]

Not a single homerun in that 9 runs?

[Pato del Muerto 52,336]

7 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Not a single homerun in that 9 runs?

First run was a hr

[mdmost 42,827]

Tonight is the anti-last night. Let's take all 3 in Phoenix.

 

[chemHORN 1,239]

26 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

First run was a hr

Ah yes.  It was so long ago I forgot.  

[EastTexan 662]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

LOL "this is the first crushing loss they've had"

Bro Houston won 3 straight on the road and game 4 they fucked us up. 

Dipshit announcers.

fuck the announcers. fuck the plate ump. fuck me.

Go fucking RANGERS in az!

Edited October 29, 2023 by EastTexan

[Don Johnson 4,745]

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

LOL "this is the first crushing loss they've had"

Bro Houston won 3 straight on the road and game 4 they fucked us up. 

Dipshit announcers.

I think he was referring to the Dbacks in game 1 and how they were able to bounce back. 

[Vic Mackey 46,927]

What a fucking joke

[Surly Bevo 24,692]

Missing 12 calls in a World Series game isn't a good look

[dcar00 14,028]

16 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Missing 12 calls in a World Series game isn't a good look

with 80% of them favoring one team.

[Firemans4Horn 17,823]

[Vic Mackey 46,927]

Fucking pathetic. That top 7 was brutal because it got the inning going for them. It was still 2-1 then. It's just the little things that turn the tide of the whole game. It's one thing if the zone is bad for both teams, it usually evens out. But we get squeezed in the zone all night where Arizona pitcher got the luxury of a very wide outside zone

[Pato del Muerto 52,336]

Interesting how they decided that heavy of a slant only had a net 0.38 runs to az. 
 

wonder how that Longoria ab in the 7th goes if it starts 0-1 instead. 
 

or how the semien ab goes if that 2-2 pitch is called a ball for 3-2 to lead off the inning. I think there was another questionable outside strike call in that ab so it could have been a walk with just the pitches thrown. 
 

kelly wasn’t missing over the plate, so it’s tough to assume too much would happen but if they don’t have their big 7th maybe it wouldn’t take much different offensively to make a difference. 

Edited October 29, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[gsoda3 3,234]

 
or how the semien ab goes if that 2-2 pitch is called a ball for 3-2 to lead off the inning. I think there was another questionable outside strike call in that ab so it could have been a walk with just the pitches thrown. 

Yes the first pitch of that AB was outside but called a strike.

[Pato del Muerto 52,336]

1 minute ago, gsoda3 said:

 

 

Yes the first pitch of that AB was outside but called a strike.

 

Yeah, so would/should have been 1 on and no outs for seager in a 2-1 game.  Maybe we get one there, and the 7th gets managed differently. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,303]

[Fudbelty 2,785]

“Rosinbagger, you’re in!”

Nobody ever understands when I say this.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,668]

Semien: 3-5, 2B, RBI.

[Herbie Hancock 7,303]

To go from leading the AL in hits to looking absolutely lost at the plate is incredible. Dude has to wake up if we're going to win this.

.193 BA in the postseason ain't gonna cut it.

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

Betting on a Semien slump-buster is approaching Powerball type odds.

Rangers are winning tonight though.

Somehow Max comes through and the "luck" of Arizona runs out where every damn swing seemingly misses the defense.

I've also done some deep scouting on Pfaadt and checked all the advanced analytics.

It's a bit technical but summarized: He has a dumb name and he sucks scorpion nuts.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,668]

 

[Herbie Hancock 7,303]

Hopefully Semien abides