Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[gsoda3 3274]

Was very close

[Jewish Wang 111]

4 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Pulling Gray may have fucked us.

Don’t know why we did it but we lucked out. Gray was dealing. 

[SpiralOut 1818]

I swear, Bruce Bochy must have been a saint in a past life.  Dude lives a charmed fucking life.  He's made it all this way through the postseason without Aroldis completely fucking us up.  

[Billy Pilgrim 1982]

Jesus, need to pull this one out. No idea who’s going to be available tomorrow.

[dcar00 14316]

Just now, SpiralOut said:

I swear, Bruce Bochy must have been a saint in a past life.  Dude lives a charmed fucking life.  He's made it all this way through the postseason without Aroldis completely fucking us up.  

uh, dude, please tell me you didn't just type that.

[gofuckyourself 8348]

That could not have been closer and been an out. Wow.

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

Jesus, need to pull this one out. No idea who’s going to be available tomorrow.

Dane dunning

Andrew Heaney

bradford

 

[SpiralOut 1818]

Just now, dcar00 said:

uh, dude, please tell me you didn't just type that.

Leclerc gave up the bomb to Altuve.  Which game am I forgetting?

[tfoolry 8222]

Obligatory 

 

[Surly Bevo 25089]

2 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Jesus, need to pull this one out. No idea who’s going to be available tomorrow.

Everybody who has pitched in this game but Gray (pending whatever was going on with Sborz)

 

Edit- and well obviously Max

Edited October 31, 2023 by Surly Bevo

[Billy Pilgrim 1982]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Dane dunning

Andrew Heaney

bradford

 

I’m worried about Garcia and Sborz

[Vic Mackey 47091]

Where is my blood pressure machine.

I poured some whisky as soon as Chapman came in. Was much needed. Fuck! Lol

[dcar00 14316]

Dr. Smoltz already has Garcia in the hospital like drugs don't exist.

[gsoda3 3274]

good let's pressure THEM on the bases now rook

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Dane dunning

Andrew Heaney

bradford

 

Mo, Larry, Curly, kitchen sink.

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

Carter is so damn good. 

[dcar00 14316]

1 minute ago, SpiralOut said:

Leclerc gave up the bomb to Altuve.  Which game am I forgetting?

I'm saying the post season isn't over.  you are angering the gods.

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

Get on. 

Steal. 

Score. 

Profit!

[Jewish Wang 111]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Dane dunning

Andrew Heaney

bradford

 

Strat, Sborz (if healthy), Chap and Leclerc. Need Dunning and Heaney to combine for 7, pls. 

[Billy Pilgrim 1982]

Gotta steal second and put pressure back on them.

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

Well shit. Nice play. Hit it the deepest part of the park. 

[dcar00 14316]

fuck.  we needed that.

[SpiralOut 1818]

Just now, dcar00 said:

I'm saying the post season isn't over.  you are angering the gods.

Hah.  Notice I said "he's gotten this far" through the playoffs without Chapman burning us down.  Still plenty of time.

[ztejas 43522]

Stupid gimmicky CF.

[Surly Bevo 25089]

So close

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

furk.....

[Sgt Hulk 13814]

Fuck I thought that was yard 

[gsoda3 3274]

how do they have another challenge?  they challenged the play at first and second last inning.  that doesn't count as two challenges?

[dcar00 14316]

he didn't pass the base.

[ztejas 43522]

He never passed 2nd. Fucking waste of time challenge. 

[gofuckyourself 8348]

He didn't go past. Screw y'all Arizona.

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

Fuck off, Tory

[Surly Bevo 25089]

Never crossed the bag, just a foot on it....he's no Altuve

[cactusflinthead 27601]

Fuck your challenge 

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

I hope Arizona wrongly gets called out at first in the bottom of the ninth 😂 

[gofuckyourself 8348]

C'mon Jonah..do sumpin.

[Fudbelty 2788]

With a fast team like this no challenges could be huge.

[Surly Bevo 25089]

Grow some balls back at the plate Jonah

[gofuckyourself 8348]

Good. Now run.

[gsoda3 3274]

you didn't have to tag him...

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

Heim needed a tennis racket to have a chance. 

[texastroubadour 1216]

Good lord Jonah 

[Fudbelty 2788]

you didn't have to tag him...

Rules schmules.

[gofuckyourself 8348]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Heim needed a tennis racket to have a chance. 

Or a 3 wood.

[BERT 4380]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Or a 3 wood.

Or a Cricket bat. Or whatever the fuck they call it

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

5-9 in the order is 1-16 tonight. Woof

[gofuckyourself 8348]

Here we go.

[BERT 4380]

Just no walks

[TexasGary 848]

Ok let's go Rangers!!!

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

Was there a reason we never sent Carter that inning? Seems really dumb we didn’t do it either chance this game.