Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[AbeFroman 2114]

Fucking Houdini 

[Constant 6722]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Please hit and crush their souls

A few runs this half would be back breaking. 

[DixonHur 11216]

Me after the bottom half of every inning so far

[SpiralOut 1809]

Sweat.  Sweat.  Sweat.  Sweat.

Please can we fucking get some hits this inning.  

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Just now, dcar00 said:

Smoltz is so fucking bad.  quit trying to tell us everything you think is going to happen.  We already know a hit up the middle scores 2.

 

he’s like the Dustin Hoffman to Tony Romo’s Tom Cruise in Rainman

[Vic Mackey 46936]

I need more whisky

[gofuckyourself 8122]

1 minute ago, Constant said:

A few runs this half would be back breaking. 

By few let's agree on 8.

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

Just now, dcar00 said:

Smoltz is so fucking bad.  quit trying to tell us everything you think is going to happen.  We already know a hit up the middle scores 2.

 

He’s trying to be Romo, but he’s just cheesy prick. Smoltz I mean. I love me some Tony. 

[ztejas 43266]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

I need more whisky

I need more vodka

[Fudbelty 2785]

God bless.

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Bro

[gofuckyourself 8122]

Jesus took a piss and missed it.

 

What the fuck are they doing???

[TrashMaster G 17388]

I need a drink.

[Herbie Hancock 7306]

Oh hey look two pitches and two outs.

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Just now, ztejas said:

I need more vodka

I need more tequila

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Does it seem to anyone like they stopped reacting to any close ball/strike calls starting midway thru last game?

wonder if manfred has had enough and made a call. 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Patience isn't in our game plan tonight

[Constant 6722]

One pitch groundouts 

[ztejas 43266]

"So far so good dealing with the emotional rollercoaster"

I mean not really they keep choking with RISP and letting us off the hook. 

[texastroubadour 1204]

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Jesus took a piss and missed it.

 

What the fuck are they doing???

Wanting a game 6?

[Ghost of LL 15492]

We’re just not going to make this guy throw any pitches. He could throw a CG with a pitch count below 60.

[SpiralOut 1809]

If we're just gonna ground out on first pitches all night, Gallen is going to pitch a CG.

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Them getting that low strike and us not is shithousery

[ztejas 43266]

Glad to see Gallen is getting everything borderline at the bottom of the zone. 

[chemHORN 1239]

Should be 3-0

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

The crusty old vet carter seeing some pitches. 

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Gotta take that pitch EC. 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

I guess every ump has an agenda this series. Neat.

[ztejas 43266]

Well it's 0-0 ladies.

New ballgame.

Maybe locate a fucking fastball Nate.

[gofuckyourself 8122]

If we can get him to double digit pitches in an inning I'll feel like we won.

This strategy sucks and isn't what's worked the last two games.

[bigcigar 1161]

Absolutely brutal at the plate

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Semien’s grounder wasn’t a bad swing. Don’t like Seager’s that ab though. 

[ztejas 43266]

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

This strategy sucks and isn't what's worked the last two games.

I don't think it's a strategy issue he's just dealing. We've had a few hard hit balls. 

Our approach could be a little better for sure. 

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

I guess every ump has an agenda this series. Neat.

Gallen’s been hitting his spots all night. I think this ump has been the best so far this series by a pretty good margin. 

[ztejas 43266]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Semien’s grounder wasn’t a bad swing. Don’t like Seager’s that ab though. 

Agree. Marcus got unlucky. 

[gofuckyourself 8122]

0-0 and feels like they're up 7.

Once more, this time with feeling, how about a 123 inning Nate?

Minimally the leadoff guy?

[ztejas 43266]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Gallen’s been hitting his spots all night. I think this ump has been the best so far this series by a pretty good margin. 

Agree with this too.

[dcar00 14035]

the good news is Nate is done after this game.  He can go as long as he feels good.

[ztejas 43266]

Christ - a leadoff out. Let's reset and go get this thing. 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Can we stop with this drunk ass catcher view camera angle?

[gofuckyourself 8122]

Nate's zeroing in.

Let's go.

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

You can’t steal first Thomas. 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

They are taking on almost anything that breaks.

[DixonHur 11216]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Can we stop with this drunk ass catcher view camera angle?

I like it for replays, but live it sucks ass

[gofuckyourself 8122]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Can we stop with this drunk ass catcher view camera angle?

The ump cam and Smoltz and in game interviews and shockingly Fox has shitty viewer numbers.

Never an easy damn inning. Fuck.

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

How’d that piece of shit swing drop in?

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Texas Leaguer

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Ump calling the strike on the bottom of the zone (as he should). 

[DixonHur 11216]

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

The ump cam and Smoltz and in game interviews and shockingly Fox has shitty viewer numbers.

Never an easy damn inning. Fuck.

And who thought it was a good idea to have Big Papi on an english language program?  I can't understand a thing he says.

[chemHORN 1239]

Clear the MLB has an Agenda tonight with the calls at home plate