Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[CBT 1282]

https://x.com/Mavs_FFL/status/1720523352643658129?s=20

 

[Surly Bevo 25076]

14 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Can you take me higher?

[ztejas 43503]

Lowe* still wearing a turtleneck under shirt to the parade is hysterical. 

Edited November 3, 2023 by ztejas

[gsoda3 3263]

they should've paved the parade route in gold.

he would be the one with beads

[Fudbelty 2788]

Hahaha. Just playing the entire Lineman Ski song.

Is Chuck crying on mic?

[mdmost 43008]

Way too much Creed. 

[gsoda3 3263]

dream city.  i like it.  for a long time that's all we had.

[ztejas 43503]

Just now, mdmost said:

Way too much Creed. 

[Fudbelty 2788]

Way too much Creed. 

This statement will never be true, unless you’re a Nickleback fan.

[gofuckyourself 8339]

Kinda rude in that red hat cowboy hat. Hello.

[chemHORN 1240]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Way too much Creed. 

[mdmost 43008]

No I get it but I don't need Higher on a loop over and over and over and over. At least play the whole damn song and not just that one line. 

[gofuckyourself 8339]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Way too much Creed. 

[Fudbelty 2788]

Sorry Ray, NEXT!

[mdmost 43008]

And the tallest man we will ever know, CY

[Fudbelty 2788]

Shit Chuck is making me cry.

[mdmost 43008]

If you've never hung out after a game is over and went into Chuck's booth then you definitely need to do that. mdleast and I did that during the Covid year and it was great. 

[Fudbelty 2788]

Bet this fucker put the curtains down today.

[ztejas 43503]

SEAGER DID IT TO EM HAHAHAHAHA

[Fudbelty 2788]

Mic dropped. HahahahahahahahahahahhahA

[Radical Larry 28650]

Corey with some top notch trolling.

[mdmost 43008]

We need that clip on the hate thread. 

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

Lol, Seager just dragged his nuts on bregman’s forehead. 

[tokamak 6432]

44 minutes ago, Griff said:

 

"possibly intoxicated"

[UnivTex34 1763]

 

[ztejas 43503]

[Gucci_Suit 2653]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

SEAGER DID IT TO EM HAHAHAHAHA

Sound is off where I am. What did he say. The team went nuts 

[UnivTex34 1763]

Just now, Gucci_Suit said:

Sound is off where I am. What did he say. The team went nuts 

I guess you’ll never know!

[ztejas 43503]

1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Sound is off where I am. What did he say. The team went nuts 

See above @UnivTex34

[Gucci_Suit 2653]

3 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Sound is off where I am. What did he say. The team went nuts 

Nvm. Twitter fixed me up. 

3 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:

I guess you’ll never know!

Well done. 

[UnivTex34 1763]

 

[Jameslaw121 4448]

Annndddddd..... Seager just became my current favorite ranger

[UnivTex34 1763]

13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We need that clip on the hate thread. 

Oh I got you fam.

[Native Horn 3504]

4 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Annndddddd..... Seager just became my current favorite ranger

If you can walk the walk, you can definitely talk the talk.  What an awesome player he has been and will be.

[gofuckyourself 8339]

Now what?

Is there a game next week?

I think I'm getting the shakes already.

 

[NorthLoop 14218]

Good lord those local yokel Fox broadcasters were awful. They didn't know a single fucking thing about this team. 

[UnivTex34 1763]

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Now what?

Is there a game next week?

I think I'm getting the shakes already.

 

Well I’m gonna kill this bottle of bubbly I opened during the speeches. May go find a cigar. Not thinking much further than that.

[mdmost 43008]

Legend

 

[ztejas 43503]

30 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Annndddddd..... Seager just became my current favorite ranger

He wasn't already? 

7 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Now what?

Is there a game next week?

I think I'm getting the shakes already.

 

Run it back and tell Houston to get their shinebox. 

[gofuckyourself 8339]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Legend

 

 

I do the same thing when I start the mower on one pull.

"HONEY - THROW ME A BEER!"

[dcar00 14306]

we really needed Dirk to come out and sing a few verses of higher just to cap it off.

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

 

I do the same thing when I start the mower on one pull.

"HONEY - THROW ME A BEER!"

wait you don't just stare at the mower and it starts?  

[Beau Vine 54292]

55 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

 

I do the same thing when I start the mower on one pull.

"HONEY - THROW ME A BEER!"

You really should get an electric mower.  You have no idea how much you'd love it.

[gofuckyourself 8339]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

You really should get an electric mower.  You have no idea how much you'd love it.

LOL. You're probably right. In laws gave me the mower as a housewarming gift so I can't complain.

It's actually pretty damn good.

[DougO 5252]

I remember when Dave Hostetler was an absolute home run crushing legend...for about a week. That hype died off fairly quickly. 

[Gucci_Suit 2653]

I’m not quite sure how to put a bow on this thing.

Watched the parade by myself in the country club bar (queue the Vivaldi) and loved all of it. People tried to talk to me, but shook them off like a reliever who doesn't trust his curve ball.

But it’s like watching the end of Lonesome Dove. Or maybe like Star Wars series, if you’re a dork. You needed it to end, but when it does, you don’t know what to do with yourself. Now- we can go win again, and I would not be surprised if we do, but to finally get that monkey off the back is something extraordinary as a lifelong fan.   

I have a lot of Rangers tshirts that I wear around the house and to the gym. But when I go to games, especially on the road, I wear the same Rangers hat that I bought after I trashed my old one in 2012. It’s the only gear I wear to games and it’s served me well. I’ve worn that hat for games in Detroit, Cleveland, New York, Chicago, Anaheim, lots of places watching the Rangers.  My 7yo son and I signed it and noted that it was parade day. I’m not sure if I retire it, or let it ride. 

I’ll probably let it ride. 

I just love it for my dad, who brought me from Amarillo to summertime games at the original ballpark in the late 80’s. We didn’t even know who was pitching when we showed up. My old man brought me to the Kenny perfect game just by luck of the calendar. And- he let me drive on the way there from like Wichita Falls to Decatur. 
Love it for my little dude who watched a lot of games with me this season. 
Love it for my mother in law who was a Dallas native and passed away in January. And my step-father-in law who grew up on a farm in Arlington and passed away in April. 
Love it for all of us. We needed this. 

I’ll use this post to turn the page…

ya know, until the off season thread materializes. 

Go Rangers. 

Edited November 3, 2023 by Gucci_Suit

[Constant 6748]

God damn that was fun. Chuck Morgan is a god amongst men. Lowe is the goofiest fucker alive but he is electric. 
 

Lets go Rangers

[Vic Mackey 47089]

[DougO 5252]

I had a favorite powder blue Rangers t-shirt from my college days that I wore as often as I could. I still have it in a box of stuff out in the shed. I never had the heart to throw it away. I just looked so damn good in it, too.

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

Can't remember if I posted this or not but since it's parade day

 

 

 

[tfoolry 8220]

Cheers