Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[DigDug 1672]

Good ab Jonah, attaboy.

[ztejas 43502]

Is this b2b games in the all whites?

I'm a fan. 

(just occurred to me)

Edited August 16, 2023 by ztejas

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Jesus shit, Corey is mean. 

[Herbie Hancock 7368]

Pizza!

[ztejas 43502]

Quiet 5 RBIs for Corey. 

[TrashMaster G 17568]

This Seegur dude seems good at beisbol.

[Pato del Muerto 52531]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Quiet 5 RBIs for Corey. 

2hr is quiet?

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Stratton fucking up that last tweet. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Jesus Bruce, this is a little unnecessary. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Finish these fucks tomorrow. 

[Fudbelty 2788]

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[Gucci_Suit 2653]

This is a fun team to watch. 72 wins half way thru August 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

[ztejas 43502]

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Seager's importance? Team was 3-6 during that stretch when he was out with the thumb. 16-2 with him in the lineup since the All Star break.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

48 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Seager's importance? Team was 3-6 during that stretch when he was out with the thumb. 16-2 with him in the lineup since the All Star break.

He’s giving us peak Josh Hamilton production without Josh Hamilton inanity so we get to look forward to future greatness as well. 

[Trey3216 15349]

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

Seager's importance? Team was 3-6 during that stretch when he was out with the thumb. 16-2 with him in the lineup since the All Star break.

Yep.  There's a case for him to finish pretty damn high in AL MVP voting.  

[Herbie Hancock 7368]

Nm

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Seager's got a career high WAR with only 77 games played.

 

[DougO 5252]

I'm not sure there's a player in the league that is more important to his team. There are other guys that are big, but Seager is money this year, deserving of MVP consideration.

[Gucci_Suit 2653]

5 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

He’s giving us peak Josh Hamilton production without Josh Hamilton inanity so we get to look forward to future greatness as well. 

Hambone. Might hit 4 homers. Might strike out 4 times on 12 straight low & way outside sliders. Depending on if it was a coke or Jesus day. Loved that dude. 

[TxTower 652]

Hambone. Might hit 4 homers. Might strike out 4 times on 12 straight low & way outside sliders. Depending on if it was a coke or Jesus day. Loved that dude. 

One of the most physically gifted players I’ve ever seen. To bad he had a 10 cent head.

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Jank over JPM against the lefty.

[ztejas 43502]

5 hours ago, DougO said:

I'm not sure there's a player in the league that is more important to his team. There are other guys that are big, but Seager is money this year, deserving of MVP consideration.

Shohei is probably more important but his team fucking sucks dick.

But baseball doesn't care very much about your team record. 

Semien is actually slightly ahead of Seager in WAR - tied with Wander for 2nd behind Shohei.

[AbeFroman 2198]

44 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Jank over JPM against the lefty.

[Herbie Hancock 7368]

People bringing dogs to the ballpark is fucking stupid.

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

I could go for a couple $1 dogs right about now though. I’ll have to settle for $.99 Sonic corn dogs instead. 

[ztejas 43502]

5 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I’ll have to settle for $.99 Sonic corn dogs instead. 

Did a couple of those for lunch.

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Here now, $1.99 shake too. 

[DougO 5252]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Shohei is probably more important but his team fucking sucks dick.

But baseball doesn't care very much about your team record. 

Semien is actually slightly ahead of Seager in WAR - tied with Wander for 2nd behind Shohei.

It's just weird to make a case for a guy being league MVP when his teams still sucks. 

[Scary Stranger 1715]

Fucking Marlins.

[ztejas 43502]

43 minutes ago, DougO said:

It's just weird to make a case for a guy being league MVP when his teams still sucks. 

Yeah but it happens all the damn time. It is what it is. 

If they voted like the NBA does for MVP Seager might win it. But NBA players are so much more influential on game-outcomes.

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Fire everyone. 

[ztejas 43502]

God dammit. I knew that bitch on the desk jinxed it. She kept carrying on pregame about "SHOHEI HAS BEEN AMAZING IN EVERY PARK BUT NOT HERE! HES REALLY STRUGGLED AGAINST THESE GUYS! HE HASNT DONE ANYTHING IN THIS PARK!"

[ztejas 43502]

Let's not give these dorks a game out of the charity of our hearts. Reel it in J Gray.

Aaaaaaand DP ball.

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Alright bats, time to feast. 

[AbeFroman 2198]

Alright, let's go hit!

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

And their defense strikes again. 

[ztejas 43502]

This team sucks so fucking bad hahahahah

We cannot lose this shit. This needs to be a sweep.

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Bad Zeke again. 

[Fudbelty 2788]

Counting the fucking laces over there? Throw the ball and get him out.

[ztejas 43502]

Go fuck yourself Shohei. 

[ztejas 43502]

Alright bats get your thumbs out of your ass.

[ztejas 43502]

We've hit 2,000 feet of balls on this guy. 

Edited August 17, 2023 by ztejas

[beer 3220]

Dammit that was a great catch

[ztejas 43502]

Someone really needs to just piss on one. 

(looks at Duran)

Edited August 17, 2023 by ztejas

[Elmer_Fudd 22299]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Someone really needs to just piss on one. 

(looks at Duran)

Yeah this guy's a scrub with an ERA at almost 6.

[AbeFroman 2198]

We got to stop hacking at shit outside the zone.

[TrashMaster G 17568]

Looms like the Angels have a no-hitter going.

Are the going to get a no-hitter??

[ztejas 43502]

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

We got to stop hacking at shit outside the zone.

Dude's pitching with a horseshoe up his ass. Our approach has been fine. 

Even that Duran AB he worked the count fine.