Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[DigDug 1667]

Of course 

[beer 3220]

Crowd didn't seem too happy about it 

Edited August 24, 2023 by beer

[DougO 5243]

At least that sweet throw out at second saved a run from scoring.

[mdmost 42999]

At least it was a solo thanks to Heim. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15948]

Corey, bitches. 

[Herbie Hancock 7344]

Seager smash!!

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Atta boy Seager.

[beer 3220]

Just can't please this crowd

[DigDug 1667]

Saamoked

[shadow_operative2.0 15948]

Fuck yeah, Jank. 

[Herbie Hancock 7344]

The Mothafuckin Jank!

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Fucking rope, yes.

[DigDug 1667]

Manufacturing machine!!

[mdmost 42999]

Janked two runs!

[Herbie Hancock 7344]

Guess nobody told Zeke this dude is having issues with the strike zone. Goddammit

[shadow_operative2.0 15948]

Don't do that, Andrew. 

[beer 3220]

Turning into a derby

[shadow_operative2.0 15948]

Holy shit. 

[Herbie Hancock 7344]

Well hello Leody

[Wally Pryor 5261]

We'll take it.

[DougO 5243]

Yes, let's get leody heated up, please.

[beer 3220]

Shitty strike is shitty 

[mdmost 42999]

Nice to get them to strand a guy on 2nd with no outs. 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Another rope.

[shadow_operative2.0 15948]

Jesus shit, he's 9-hole. 

[Herbie Hancock 7344]

Is Heaney the French word for fuck? Goddammit

[mdmost 42999]

Heaney just letting them back in one inning at a time. 

[Herbie Hancock 7344]

Just goddamned great

[AbeFroman 2154]

I'm half expecting McCaslin with her new hair, to belt out a verse of What if God was one of us.

[Herbie Hancock 7344]

Need a smack here Adolis

[gofuckyourself 8205]

1 hour ago, beer said:

Turning into a derby

Just checked in. Are they at Coors field or what?

[Herbie Hancock 7344]

Fuck Sborz

[AbeFroman 2154]

goddamn that was a rope

[shadow_operative2.0 15948]

Fucking goddamnit. 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Fuck, fuck.

[BonzoMontreaux 1038]

Sborz’d

[brojangles2 786]

How the fuck is Sborz still on this team? 

[AbeFroman 2154]

Sborz and Smith, the shit brothers

[brojangles2 786]

Lolol fuck this team. This ain’t the year. Fuck this bullpen. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15948]

Stupid sport. 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

The rangers deserve to lose putting out that strained labia arm of Will Smith. 

[AbeFroman 2154]

Nate leads the goddamn league in rollers to 2nd

[Gucci_Suit 2642]

Fuck that 

[SameSame 1704]

We don't have the horses, blow it up and start over.

[gofuckyourself 8205]

Will Smith...

 

Oh, it was a few days ago? Well, close enough.

[Skipper 6127]

Welp.   They got us to football season.  More than we can say most years.

[gsoda3 3245]

Who's having the worst august out of Zeke, adolis, sborz, and will smith?

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

17 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Welp.   They got us to football season.  More than we can say most years.

That's been the running joke in my family since the 80's.  My father believes the Texas heat would eventually wear down even the greatest of Rangers teams by Sept.  I'm not sure what the excuse is supposed to be with a roof.

[DougO 5243]

Rangers shit the bed so hard they broke Surly, too.

Man, I was thinking in the 8th, I'm really nervous it's about to happen again.

Fuck it, football season is here.

Mariners stock is rising fast.

[Elmer_Fudd 22202]

I'm fine if Sborz is never seen in a Rangers uniform again.  Him, LeClerc, Smith can all hit the road after this season, if not sooner.