Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[jeevsie 3696]

‘Nother game, ‘nother loss. Wtf

[UTPhil2006 3775]

6 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

We’ve been losing this lead since March 30th. Beat it, nerd.

Hey not all of us can lose by 16. Chill. 

[Wally Pryor 5214]

While (almost) losing the lead in the division the team continues its climb to the top of the majors in blown saves. 23 blown in 47 attempts.  

That shitastic 51% conversion rate is 4th worst in the league. Everyone worse than the Rangers is at least 25 games under .500.

 

 

 

[gofuckyourself 8068]

10 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

Who's having the worst august out of Zeke, adolis, sborz, and will smith?

Smith is a fucking Astros plant, so he's been quite successful.

A solid 10 earned runs in 8.1 August innings pitched.

[animaltobacco11 107]

What's seemingly insane to me is that we still have a 1 game lead despite a 7 game losing streak. I guess all the "heart of a champion" talk out of Houston is just talk, because any team with that fight and that dog in them would have seized the opportunity and bit our jugular from our throats and wouldn't look back. 

At this point I'm more worried about the M's than the Astros.

Edited August 25, 2023 by animaltobacco11

[TxTower 648]

Who's having the worst august out of Zeke, adolis, sborz, and will smith?

Taveras

[Pato del Muerto 52130]

4 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

While (almost) losing the lead in the division the team continues its climb to the top of the majors in blown saves. 23 blown in 47 attempts.  

That shitastic 51% conversion rate is 4th worst in the league. Everyone worse than the Rangers is at least 25 games under .500.

 

 

 

And still 3rd best record on the AL for now, but that seems like it’s headed towards better correlation with the relief pitching numbers. 

[Get ln My Van 927]

September 1st has to be Evan Carter day, right?

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

Dead C gets to play.

[DigDug 1645]

Who's going to fuck it up today...so many to choose from.

[Wally Pryor 5214]

Fucking "W" doesn't have to stand for woeful. Get one, dammit. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

That was a slow 2B from LF & Corey. 

[ztejas 42824]

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Dead C gets to play.

Can he throw middle relief?

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

He can't hit it. 

[ztejas 42824]

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

He can't hit it. 

[Wally Pryor 5214]

Speaking of woeful. Dear lord, Garcia.

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

Brilliant, Dane. 

[Wally Pryor 5214]

Fucking free passes. 

[ztejas 42824]

Good fucking God Dunning. 

I'm not liking our chances if we have to pull our starter through 0.2.

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

Mother fucker. 

[ztejas 42824]

Honestly should have just fucking pulled him before that AB. 

This may be the worst start I've seen from us all year. He has nothing. 

[Wally Pryor 5214]

Just beautiful, Dunning. Roll out the fucking red carpet why don't you.

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

Can we cut Hedges tonight, at least? 

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

Yay, Mitch. 

[ztejas 42824]

Mitch the kid trying to turn this around. 

[ztejas 42824]

Damn Hedges just told ss to go fuck himself. 

Let's see how we leave him on. 

Marcus K is a good start. 

Edited August 26, 2023 by ztejas

[ztejas 42824]

Gonna be 7-1 soon, O. Get ready. 

[beer 3197]

This team is fucking imploding

[ztejas 42824]

This shitty ump is giving DD as much help as he can.

Good for Joey. That's 3 balls that ump has rung him up on in 2 PA.

Edited August 26, 2023 by ztejas

[Radical Larry 28479]

This game hauled ass into shit show territory.

[SurlyBDR 22423]

GaLOLo, holy shit that strike zone 

[beer 3197]

He's no worse than any other shitty ump with an opinion on how the strike zone should appear that suffers from the rule book....which is nearly fucking all of them.

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

This game hauled ass into shit show territory.

Sonny said hold my beer. 

[ztejas 42824]

Up 4-1 to a team that can't buy a win and you IW Garver.

What a dipshit. 

[beer 3197]

What is gray still in the state?

Edited August 26, 2023 by beer

[ztejas 42824]

And Jank hits into a DP.

Christ we're a fucking joke right now. 

[beer 3197]

Well, maybe just one more batter

[Dr Fear 1264]

Astros blew it in the 9th in Detroit

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

We should @Guadaloopy, but he'll be here at some point anyway. 

[Guadaloopy 10821]

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

We should @Guadaloopy, but he'll be here at some point anyway. 

I accidentally posted in here once and immediately erased it.  But sure, I’m here to eat some shit.    My team has been feeding it to me constantly, so I might as well have some more.  

[ztejas 42824]

Four innings to lock up the division for another night. 

[DigDug 1645]

New strategy, I say we try to lose.  Cause we can't do anything we try to do.

[animaltobacco11 107]

Don't look now but Leody is getting hot hot hot

[ztejas 42824]

[gsoda3 3197]

Swung at the worst pitch of the AB

[ztejas 42824]

That was fucking annihilated. 

I'm just laughing at this point. We are so fucking bad right now. 

[beer 3197]

Aggressive intentional walk

[ztejas 42824]

Perez was a sub 3 ERA guy for 2 months now he can't even get through 2 innings. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

@ztejas, extremely off topic, but do you remember the poster's handle with the WV avatar? Thought it was Mountaineer something, but nothing relevant pops up when you @. 

[gsoda3 3197]

Perez was a sub 3 ERA guy for 2 months now he can't even get through 2 innings. 

He's been very average his entire career.