Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[NorthLoop 13956]

8 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Watching yesterday and it hit me that this baseball team reminds me way too much of Texas football the last 4 years or so.  Either win easily or give up a big lead and lose a close game.  Just maddening.  Fucking Zeke's baserunning yesterday was absolutely inexcusable - pure dumbassery and it cost us a run and the game.  Way too many low IQ plays.    Has to drive Semien and Seagar crazy playing with these idiots. 

Texas baseball too. Lot's of shitty baserunning and who-the-fuck-knows-what's-gonna-happen bullpen. 

[cactusflinthead 27262]

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

Win, you fucks. 

[Wally Pryor 5214]

Come on dammit. 

[Wally Pryor 5214]

Alright, Lowe. A start. Anything works at this point.

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

Fucking swell. 

[Wally Pryor 5214]

Fuck. Shocked I am.

[Gucci_Suit 2580]

Fuck this. Going to watch Seinfeld or something. 

[Trey3216 15308]

I mean, are we witnessing organizational seppuku here?  This is getting to be more sad than aggravating.  

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

Ortega was in RR most of the season, now he fucks us. 

[gofuckyourself 8068]

I was clinging to hope that a series vs. the hapless Mets could revive this team...

Hey Semien ... slight pulse ... gasp ....

[Herbie Hancock 7278]

There's one. Keep it continue fucks

[ztejas 42822]

How is that a hit batter. 

[ztejas 42822]

Lmao they're giving away 15k DeGrom jerseys. Woof. 

[HRSchenker 2224]

Please kill me

[ztejas 42822]

Don't look now we've got a chance.

[Herbie Hancock 7278]

Robbie tried his best to fuck it up

[Hagbard Celine 10563]

if we can't break through and WIN against a pitcher named COONROD then we are all dead, not just mostly dead

[Hagbard Celine 10563]

in latin mr. COONROD's surname is spelled Procyonlotorcoda

[ztejas 42822]

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

Well, let's not fuck this up. 

[Herbie Hancock 7278]

Let's fuckin do this

[beer 3197]

Squeeeeeeeze it

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

Fucking Leody. 

[beer 3197]

Fuck you ump

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

3 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Well, let's not fuck this up. 

Hold my beer. 

[Herbie Hancock 7278]

Holy fuck we're really about to shit the bed again

[beer 3197]

Fucking blind imp

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

Fuck yeah, Nate!! 

[beer 3197]

Whoop

[HRSchenker 2224]

FUCKING GET IT DONE

[Herbie Hancock 7278]

Zeke chose a good time to not be a dumbass on the bases

[gofuckyourself 8068]

Please tack on 8 more, k thx

[ztejas 42822]

Nice slide Duran. 

[texastroubadour 1203]

Home plate ump is atrocious 

[ztejas 42822]

Jesus Adolis that was embarassing. 

Alright maybe we won't blow another save.

[DougO 5231]

Ump is trash.

Nathanial is clutch!

[Wally Pryor 5214]

Buckle up.

[Skipper 5969]

We better get that same zone Ump

[texastroubadour 1203]

This ump is on the take

[Wally Pryor 5214]

Sit your fat ass down.

[texastroubadour 1203]

Sit down fatass

[DougO 5231]

That was a masterful strikeout. If only he could do that more consistently.

[ztejas 42822]

Oh shit. He's locating the change up.

Cmon Josie.

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

Fucking mound visit after 2 Ks, then a walk. Stay in the goddamn dugout, Mike. 

Easy game, never a doubt.

[Herbie Hancock 7278]

Fuck!!!!

[DougO 5231]

WOOHOOOO!!!

[beer 3197]

Thank fucking god

[Wally Pryor 5214]

Unfuckingbelievable.  A win.

[Skipper 5969]

Never a doubt!  LOL