Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[ztejas 43,418]

Hasta la fucking vista

[shadow_operative2.0 15,953]

Adolis, bitches. 

[beer 3,220]

That felt good

[ztejas 43,418]

It's taking quik trip 3 hours to make my grilled cheese.

They better not lose the lead before I get back. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,953]

Told y’all he should be up against lefties so Hedges never plays again. 

[beer 3,220]

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's taking quik trip 3 hours to make my grilled cheese.

They better not lose the lead before I get back. 

QT, man, are you ok?

[ztejas 43,418]

1 minute ago, beer said:

QT, man, are you ok?

I mean not really but even if I wasn't I'd still eat there. It's close as fuck to where I live.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,953]

It wasn't the QT that concerned me, it was the grilled cheese. Those ingredients are rather simple. 

[ztejas 43,418]

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

It wasn't the QT that concerned me, it was the grilled cheese. Those ingredients are rather simple. 

First of all - it's a grilled cheese and ham. Second of all - I was already going there to get beer. Third of all - you know what. Nevermind. You guys are dicks. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,953]

My local corner store has a taqueria. Don't really care to know their health department scores, but their tortas rock faces. 

[ztejas 43,418]

And here's Castellanos...

[beer 3,220]

Shit, I was gonna offer to cash app you a whataburger.  You're a Grove rat right?

[beer 3,220]

And yea, I'm a dick. What does that have to do with anything. 

[beer 3,220]

Furk

[shadow_operative2.0 15,953]

Fucking shit, I'm going to a shitty football game for awhile. 

[beer 3,220]

Now I need a grilled cheese

[ztejas 43,418]

8 minutes ago, beer said:

Shit, I was gonna offer to cash app you a whataburger.  You're a Grove rat right?

I don't have a whataburger across the street from where I live. What did QT do to you? They don't deserve this slander. 

Also - no - I don't live in the fucking ghetto in Dallas. I live in Austin in a pretty nice neighborhood.

Bochy's pitching management is shit. 

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

collapse

[beer 3,220]

I thought you and big-buttophile lived near each other, my bad. 

[ztejas 43,418]

Holy fuck we're burning sage in the BP.

Burn it all down. 

[beer 3,220]

Fucking gypsies 

[ztejas 43,418]

2 minutes ago, beer said:

I thought you and big-buttophile lived near each other, my bad. 

Dude I'm gonna give you a helpful hint about interacting with me on this board. You seem to think I'm way more keyed up than I am. I'm - for the most part - pretty chill - I just post crazy shit and I'm extremely dry. If you think I'm hot or pissed off or losing it I'm more likely than not just taking the piss.

You know futureman, right? Like that but more serious. 

I know it's hard to read over text. 

[beer 3,220]

I didn't know Sherzer had heterochromia.

[beer 3,220]

And me too, I'm just joking around too. Thought you and Vic were near each other which is where I grew up too.  I lived off Bee Caves for years but definitely got my start in the ghetto

[ztejas 43,418]

Just now, beer said:

And me too, I'm just joking around too. Thought you and Vic were near each other which is where I grew up too.  I lived off Bee Caves for years but definitely got my start in the ghetto

I went to SMU and lived in Dallas between '14 and '20. Roughest hood I lived in was Old East Dallas. Which was way sketchier than almost anywhere in Austin. 

I've never met Vic. I know @Zepol87.

6 minutes ago, beer said:

I didn't know Sherzer had heterochromia.

Also... c'mon,  bro. 

[beer 3,220]

Yessss putting in Martinez!

[ztejas 43,418]

How about a single and a lead, boys. 

[Vic Mackey 47,015]

6 minutes ago, beer said:

And me too, I'm just joking around too. Thought you and Vic were near each other which is where I grew up too.  I lived off Bee Caves for years but definitely got my start in the ghetto

My fiance's sister and brother in law live in Bee Cave so I am there throughout the year. But I am a Dallas native. 

[ztejas 43,418]

Can Seager hit twice?

[beer 3,220]

That's been a giant fucking hole between SS and third

[ztejas 43,418]

C'mon boys let's go get this. 

[TxTower 650]

Looks like Perez came with some attitude tonight. I like it. Somebody in this bullpen needs to make a stand.

[beer 3,220]

Dammit we're running low on innings

[Zepol87 9,185]

41 minutes ago, beer said:

And me too, I'm just joking around too. Thought you and Vic were near each other which is where I grew up too.  I lived off Bee Caves for years but definitely got my start in the ghetto

OED is cool, Woodrow hoes were money though

[beer 3,220]

I was farther south, Skyline grad but I was in Spruce dist. 

[TxTower 650]

Why does Taveras try to take a bag when a .340 hitter is up?

[shadow_operative2.0 15,953]

Don't fuck this up, ladies. 

[mdmost 43,001]

Bases loaded, no outs. Please get something out of this. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,953]

Good job, Robbie. 

[ztejas 43,418]

Fuck yes we tied it. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,953]

Goddamnit, Zeke is fucking useless now. 

[ztejas 43,418]

Really bad AB.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,953]

Great job hitting for Sam in the 4th, Bruce. 

[TxTower 650]

Adolis you fucking idiot.

[TxTower 650]

Really bad AB.

Martinez was worse.

How can you not make contact? Are his eyes closed?

[shadow_operative2.0 15,953]

Shit. 

Don't fuck us again, Aroldis. 

Edited September 3, 2023 by shadow_operative2.0
Wrong damn thread.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,953]

Alright, walk this bitch off. 

[mdmost 43,001]

Sigh. This f'ing team. 

[animaltobacco11 107]

14 minutes ago, TxTower said:

Martinez was worse.

How can you not make contact? Are his eyes closed?

Yep. JP doesn't look like a major leaguer. 96-98mph fastballs down broadway were blowing by him and making him look helpless. He needs to go down and get some more AAA AB's, he's been sucking.

[mdmost 43,001]

Into the f'ing sun