Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[shadow_operative2.0 16294]

Fuck yeah, pile it on! 

[SpiralOut 1965]

This guy is fuckin' shook!

Shell his ass!  

[ztejas 44285]

Get fucking shelled. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16294]

Fuck yeah, great inning. 

[SpiralOut 1965]

Heim!

Gonna be into their BP in the 2nd.  That's how we do it boys. I knew it!  I had a fuckin' feeling!

Edited October 8, 2023 by SpiralOut

[Surly Bevo 25778]

Night night Rodriguez

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Solid 6.0 WHIP for their starter.

[shadow_operative2.0 16294]

This dude is a Red Raider, fuck him up. 

[beer 3294]

They replaced their unique baseball phenom?

[Pimphand 6380]

Congrats bros. Hope the Stros do their part to match and we get hate week 2.0

We both deserve it after that Sark dumpster fire yesterday.

Bochy is a badass and you all know it

[Firemans4Horn 18534]

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Congrats bros. Hope the Stros do their part to match and we get hate week 2.0

We both deserve it after that Sark dumpster fire yesterday.

Bochy is a badass and you all know it

go away weirdo

[shadow_operative2.0 16294]

Quick zero here, Monty. 

[Pimphand 6380]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

go away weirdo

Go quaccinate your eyeball next time maybe that will prevent transmission

[shadow_operative2.0 16294]

That a kid, Josh. 

[Elmer_Fudd 23033]

Monty already thrown a ton of pitches, only gonna' last 5 innings at this rate.

[Guest]

Smoltz’s rationale for why the 100-win teams are losing is a whiner argument. I mean, I kind of understand, but if you’re 11-16 games better than the team you are hosting, a few days of wild card winner rest shouldn’t negatively affect you to the degree we’ve seen. If you’re not hot at the right time, tough shit. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16294]

Alright, go get a couple more now. 

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Hour and 7 minutes for 2 innings of baseball....moving right along crisply here.  

[Pato del Muerto 53601]

Looking like 5 innings of our bullpen today.  Should be stress free, probably want two from Cody and 2 from Stratton.  Maybe will smith or Matt bush take a turn. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Hour and 7 minutes for 2 innings of baseball....moving right along crisply here.  

It’s mostly because our bats are working. I’d have been happy with an hour and 20 if we’d pushed a few across in the first. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Looking like 5 innings of our bullpen today.  Should be stress free, probably want two from Cody and 2 from Stratton.  Maybe will smith or Matt bush take a turn. 

No we need Jordan to have some quick innings and at least stretch to 5. 

[Surly Bevo 25778]

Just now, Porterhouse said:

It’s mostly because our bats are working. I’d have been happy with an hour and 20 if we’d pushed a few across in the first. 

Oh I know.  No half inning without base runners.

[beer 3294]

Fucking hell why do we have to listen to the Baltimore feed?

[NorthLoop 14531]

7 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

Smoltz’s rationale for why the 100-win teams are losing is a whiner argument. I mean, I kind of understand, but if you’re 11-16 games better than the team you are hosting, a few days of wild card winner rest shouldn’t negatively affect you to the degree we’ve seen. If you’re not hot at the right time, tough shit. 

JFC that was some world class whining

[shadow_operative2.0 16294]

Bust this mother fucker open now. 

[Surly Bevo 25778]

This is turning into a 10U game

[AbeFroman 3132]

YESSSSS!!!!!!

[shadow_operative2.0 16294]

BOOM!!!!!!!! 

[Herbie Hancock 7503]

Bust this mother fucker open now. 

MOTHERFUCKIN NOSTRADAMUS!!!

[Surly Bevo 25778]

Listen to the sounds of silence

[SpiralOut 1965]

The Grand Salami!  

 

[Herbie Hancock 7503]

So we're all in agreement Grossman leaves for the Bahamas this afternoon and stays there for a couple weeks?

[Pato del Muerto 53601]

Helpful. 
 

seems like the pitch clock not letting pitchers settle down is magnified in the playoffs. 

[Elmer_Fudd 23033]

[SpiralOut 1965]

I told you the boys were going to be nails today.  

We're goin' home up 2-0.  Gonna sweep these fuckers.  

 

[Guest]

Mitch the Bitch!

[TonyTexas 10786]

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

[BigDHornfan 6635]

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

I’m perfectly fine with that.
Chilling out on the couch after yesterday is exactly what is needed.

[Pato del Muerto 53601]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

What the fuck do you care?

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

I’ve got zero issue with this pace of play. O’s can’t throw strikes and when they do, they’re missing with meatballs. 

Just keep doing your part fucko. 

[Gucci_Suit 2829]

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

Advantage aggy

[ztejas 44285]

I take a shower and we're up 9-2???

[TonyTexas 10786]

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

Sorry. Wrong thread. I’ll see myself out. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16294]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What the fuck do you care?

TonyTroll has had trouble during our two series. Mad he can't gate-keep anything this week. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16294]

Damn, that would have been a fun catch. 

[Herbie Hancock 7503]

Damnit kid

[BigDHornfan 6635]

So close

[AbeFroman 3132]

Judgement issues

[Surly Bevo 25778]

Don't start dicking around now guys

[shadow_operative2.0 16294]

Alright D, quit this shit now. 

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Or let's start dicking around a lot