Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Fuck yeah, pile it on! 

[SpiralOut 1809]

This guy is fuckin' shook!

Shell his ass!  

[ztejas 43262]

Get fucking shelled. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Fuck yeah, great inning. 

[SpiralOut 1809]

Heim!

Gonna be into their BP in the 2nd.  That's how we do it boys. I knew it!  I had a fuckin' feeling!

Edited October 8, 2023 by SpiralOut

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Night night Rodriguez

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Solid 6.0 WHIP for their starter.

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

This dude is a Red Raider, fuck him up. 

[beer 3215]

They replaced their unique baseball phenom?

[Pimphand 5592]

Congrats bros. Hope the Stros do their part to match and we get hate week 2.0

We both deserve it after that Sark dumpster fire yesterday.

Bochy is a badass and you all know it

[Firemans4Horn 17823]

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Congrats bros. Hope the Stros do their part to match and we get hate week 2.0

We both deserve it after that Sark dumpster fire yesterday.

Bochy is a badass and you all know it

go away weirdo

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Quick zero here, Monty. 

[Pimphand 5592]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

go away weirdo

Go quaccinate your eyeball next time maybe that will prevent transmission

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

That a kid, Josh. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22088]

Monty already thrown a ton of pitches, only gonna' last 5 innings at this rate.

[Guest]

Smoltz’s rationale for why the 100-win teams are losing is a whiner argument. I mean, I kind of understand, but if you’re 11-16 games better than the team you are hosting, a few days of wild card winner rest shouldn’t negatively affect you to the degree we’ve seen. If you’re not hot at the right time, tough shit. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Alright, go get a couple more now. 

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Hour and 7 minutes for 2 innings of baseball....moving right along crisply here.  

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

Looking like 5 innings of our bullpen today.  Should be stress free, probably want two from Cody and 2 from Stratton.  Maybe will smith or Matt bush take a turn. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Hour and 7 minutes for 2 innings of baseball....moving right along crisply here.  

It’s mostly because our bats are working. I’d have been happy with an hour and 20 if we’d pushed a few across in the first. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Looking like 5 innings of our bullpen today.  Should be stress free, probably want two from Cody and 2 from Stratton.  Maybe will smith or Matt bush take a turn. 

No we need Jordan to have some quick innings and at least stretch to 5. 

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Just now, Porterhouse said:

It’s mostly because our bats are working. I’d have been happy with an hour and 20 if we’d pushed a few across in the first. 

Oh I know.  No half inning without base runners.

[beer 3215]

Fucking hell why do we have to listen to the Baltimore feed?

[NorthLoop 14082]

7 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

Smoltz’s rationale for why the 100-win teams are losing is a whiner argument. I mean, I kind of understand, but if you’re 11-16 games better than the team you are hosting, a few days of wild card winner rest shouldn’t negatively affect you to the degree we’ve seen. If you’re not hot at the right time, tough shit. 

JFC that was some world class whining

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Bust this mother fucker open now. 

[Surly Bevo 24692]

This is turning into a 10U game

[AbeFroman 2110]

YESSSSS!!!!!!

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

BOOM!!!!!!!! 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Bust this mother fucker open now. 

MOTHERFUCKIN NOSTRADAMUS!!!

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Listen to the sounds of silence

[SpiralOut 1809]

The Grand Salami!  

 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

So we're all in agreement Grossman leaves for the Bahamas this afternoon and stays there for a couple weeks?

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

Helpful. 
 

seems like the pitch clock not letting pitchers settle down is magnified in the playoffs. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22088]

[SpiralOut 1809]

I told you the boys were going to be nails today.  

We're goin' home up 2-0.  Gonna sweep these fuckers.  

 

[Guest]

Mitch the Bitch!

[TonyTexas 10481]

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

[BigDHornfan 6533]

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

I’m perfectly fine with that.
Chilling out on the couch after yesterday is exactly what is needed.

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

What the fuck do you care?

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

I’ve got zero issue with this pace of play. O’s can’t throw strikes and when they do, they’re missing with meatballs. 

Just keep doing your part fucko. 

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

Advantage aggy

[ztejas 43262]

I take a shower and we're up 9-2???

[TonyTexas 10481]

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

Sorry. Wrong thread. I’ll see myself out. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What the fuck do you care?

TonyTroll has had trouble during our two series. Mad he can't gate-keep anything this week. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Damn, that would have been a fun catch. 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Damnit kid

[BigDHornfan 6533]

So close

[AbeFroman 2110]

Judgement issues

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Don't start dicking around now guys

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Alright D, quit this shit now. 

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Or let's start dicking around a lot