Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[AbeFroman 2,154]

You blind buddy?

[gofuckyourself 8,208]

Eo-fuckin-valdi

[Firemans4Horn 18,036]

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Helluva AB by the kid, but alas. 

 

Nice fucking outing, Nate. 

[TrashMaster G 17,550]

Helluva outing 

[Redneck Mutha 7,954]

[Radical Larry 28,566]

[Vic Mackey 47,012]

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[Firemans4Horn 18,036]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

 

that’s awesome

[Fudbelty 2,788]

The atmosphere here at the ballpark is nuts. Never been to a game like this before and I'm loving every minute of it 

Ya. We’d probably win 3-1

Am I bad person for hoping that Smoltz would blurt out something like this?

I don’t know if I’ll ever put this headset on again.

[TexasGary 833]

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Edited October 11, 2023 by TexasGary

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

4 posts up & already quoted. 

[Vic Mackey 47,012]

Please be the good Chapman

[AbeFroman 2,154]

the heat is on

[Firemans4Horn 18,036]

2 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Ya. We’d probably win 3-1
I don’t know if I’ll ever put this headset on again.

it’s a deep fly out to right by Rutschman

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

 

That dog will hunt. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Alright, get one more here, bro, 

[Trey3216 15,345]

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

That dog will hunt. 

3 of the top 14 for the Wonder Kid.  

[Vic Mackey 47,012]

Alright quick fucking around and get out of this.

[Trey3216 15,345]

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

it’s a deep fly out to right by Rutschman

You from the future? 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Alright quick fucking around and get out of this.

He got squeezed pretty hard on 2 pitches that AB

[Firemans4Horn 18,036]

Throw strikes you head case

[gofuckyourself 8,208]

C'mon Chapman. Jesus.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,669]

#throwstrikes

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

We gotta get our pen coach a better # than 87. Dude played a long time. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,036]

Can we leave him off the ALCS roster?

[Vic Mackey 47,012]

Jesus Christ

[Fudbelty 2,788]

Is it too late to rescind the Chapman trade?

[tfoolry 8,202]

17 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

[Firemans4Horn 18,036]

Just now, Fudbelty said:

Is it too late to rescind the Chapman trade?

he’s a piece of shit human being. Terrible trade then, terrible trade now. 

[Vic Mackey 47,012]

Good job good effort Chapman

[Pato del Muerto 52,487]

So hicks hit a missile against leclerc two days ago. And we dare him to do it again. 

[TexasGary 833]

11 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

4 posts up & already quoted. 

I deleted it when I saw it.  I hope I didn't take up too much of your time.

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

Give him the heater!

[msucolt45 4,056]

All my life, as a youngster growing up in D/FW, I wanted to see the Rangers vs Astros in the WS, just as the same for Cowboys vs Oilers in the SB.

We are on the precipice of Rangers vs Astros for the “Pennant” now, but it still is awesome. Stros’ have been good for a while, but this Rangers run is something to behold, and frankly out of nowhere, even if you’re a Rangers fan.

Hook’em!!!

[gofuckyourself 8,208]

Le fuck yes. 3 more to go.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Never a doubt. 

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

There ya go

[Firemans4Horn 18,036]

TheClerc!

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

Noice. Pad some stats and 3 more outs!

[TexasGary 833]

If Scherzer is able to go in the next round then you absolutely replace Chapman with him.

[Fudbelty 2,788]

All my life, as a youngster growing up in D/FW, I wanted to see the Rangers vs Astros in the WS, just as the same for Cowboys vs Oilers in the SB.

We are on the precipice of Rangers vs Astros for the “Pennant” now, but it still is awesome. Stros’ have been good for a while, but this Rangers run is something to behold, and frankly out of nowhere, even if you’re a Rangers fan.

Hook’em!!!

I’m already hating the cliche shit they’re going to show on broadcasts about Texas. I say no less than 10 cows a game, ten pairs of cowboy boots, and no doubt they’ll show footage from FW Stockyards.

[TexasGary 833]

Just now, Fudbelty said:

I’m already hating the cliche shit they’re going to show on broadcasts about Texas. I say no less than 10 cows a game, ten pairs of cowboy boots, and no doubt they’ll show footage from FW Stockyards.

Don't forget a shot of Salt Lick.

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

3 up 3 down. Let’s get it. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,036]

Leclerc pounding the zone. Let’s go!

[beer 3,220]

19 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

he’s a piece of shit human being. Terrible trade then, terrible trade now. 

jeezus, it's not like he joined the gestapo, he's just not consistent. 

One more!

[gofuckyourself 8,208]

Yes!

Who wants to get swept next?

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Normally I'm pissed when there's no Rangers for awhile. 

 

Not tonight, boys! 

[cactusflinthead 27,598]

Fuck yes 

[Fudbelty 2,788]

Fuck yeah!!

[Herbie Hancock 7,345]