Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[Surly Bevo 25787]

See somebody this weekend.

[Firemans4Horn 18541]

That’s a dominating series!

[beer 3294]

Ballgame!

[VirginiaLonghorn 4919]

Congratulations … hitting on all cylinders at the right time.

[Fudbelty 2810]

[dcar00 15005]

Bye Bye Birdie

[Pato del Muerto 53613]

Greetings, success bin. 

[gofuckyourself 9108]

Ok to celebrate a little now?

Dat alright?

[Sgt Hulk 14472]

Fucking A I don’t think I’ve seen a more dominant stretch of Ranger performance in 40 years of fanship 

[beer 3294]

Just now, Fudbelty said:

Such ass music

[Skipper 6412]

Badass.  Have never seen such a streaky ass team.   Let's keep it going!!!

[kingkoopa6 8752]

Noice 

[Bozo_Casanova 26924]

[Firemans4Horn 18541]

TAKE ME HIGHEEEEEEEEER!!!

[msucolt45 4237]

Good on the Rangers’ program! Swept one of the 2023 best Teams in the AL. Hopefully the Stros’ can finish, so “The Boot” will actually be to go to the WS!

Hook’em!!!

[gofuckyourself 9108]

2 minutes ago, beer said:

Such ass music

You misspelled alcs

[Vic Mackey 48042]

Fuck yeah!!

[cactusflinthead 27628]

I can't be the only one that hears, "Where linemen ski" every time Creed is mentioned. The Ticket has infected my brain.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Can’t believe we are ALCS bound.  I was melting down during the Seattle series. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16297]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

That's like the old Ian gif. 

@Skipper 

[Radical Larry 28826]

I think we all called this heading into the season, right?

[BonzoMontreaux 1137]

I think we all called this heading into the season, right?

Never a doubt!

[shadow_operative2.0 16297]

Think @ztejas must be blacked out. 

[Quagmire 2148]

He’ll yeah

[shadow_operative2.0 16297]

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 53613]

6 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Good on the Rangers’ program! Swept one of the 2023 best Teams in the AL. Hopefully the Stros’ can finish, so “The Boot” will actually be to go to the WS!

Hook’em!!!

Pretty sure we could sweep Houston and they’d still have a winning record against us this season. So “the boot” is theirs.  

[Trey3216 15456]

8 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Good on the Rangers’ program! Swept one of the 2023 best Teams in the AL. Hopefully the Stros’ can finish, so “The Boot” will actually be to go to the WS!

Hook’em!!!

Swept both of the best teams in the AL

[Redneck Mutha 8236]

[Ignatius 4151]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Pretty sure we could sweep Houston and they’d still have a winning record against us this season. So “the boot” is theirs.  

Oh, they’re gonna get a boot alright…

[Trey3216 15456]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Pretty sure we could sweep Houston and they’d still have a winning record against us this season. So “the boot” is theirs.  

I’ll take that boot of theirs and shove it up their fucking ass if that happens.  

[msucolt45 4237]

Congratulations Rangers fans of the previous decades! I remember as a Little League child of the ‘70s going to chase BP home run balls. Coach would let us each have one, for autographs, the rest went in the bucket for practice. Sad thing was most of us went to the opponents dug out for autographs!

I got Reggie Jackson’s when he was with the A’s and that ball played so well in the front yard that it was left outside, on a rainy night. I think my Dad shed a tear when he picked it up the next morning!

Hook’em!!!

[Radical Larry 28826]

[RPM 26685]

 

[Skipper 6412]

27 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I can't be the only one that hears, "Where linemen ski" every time Creed is mentioned. The Ticket has infected my brain.

Every. Single. Time.

[Beau Vine 55901]

12 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

I hope they OK'd this with Ryan McTaggart first...

[cactusflinthead 27628]

 

[Trey3216 15456]

14 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Hedges never plays but he's been such a badass addition to the team if just for the on the roster mascot.  

[shadow_operative2.0 16297]

And shutdown pen arm. 

[LTtxfan 50039]

Rangers sweep again... 

[JGrayDBU 377]

I feel like I just came out of a coma, I think.    Are you telling me the Rangers, coached by one of the best managers in baseball, has a chance to make all of us remember 2011 again, and then finally put that post-season nightmare to bed?  

 

 

[SpiralOut 1965]

On 10/8/2023 at 4:32 PM, SpiralOut said:

I told you the boys were going to be nails today.  

We're goin' home up 2-0.  Gonna sweep these fuckers.  

 

I love being right!

 

[jeevsie 3791]

ALCS, bitches!

[BigDHornfan 6637]

https://x.com/ThreeTwoEephus/status/1711976309369229489?s=20

[Post Oak 20594]

I love that psycho.

[ermahgerdhorn 178]

If the Astros cheat past the twins any o/u for number of time the benches clear in the ALCS? The Rangers have to be pissed - Verlander cheating against the Red Sox let them win the division and in game 2 of the ALDS the fox announcers were straight up calling out Peña for cheating on defense. They shouldn’t even be in the playoffs but for some reason MLB lets then get away with murder. 

[Herbie Hancock 7504]

For the love of fuck some of y'all need to fucking let that shit go. It's also a bat-signal to attract their idiot fans over here.

[shadow_operative2.0 16297]

That dude is a Houston troll, he’s begging. 

Edited October 11, 2023 by shadow_operative2.0

[ztejas 44296]

9 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Think @ztejas must be blacked out. 

I've been sick. Was half awake for the last couple innings.

[shadow_operative2.0 16297]

Got a week off now, bro 

[Herbie Hancock 7504]

That dude is a Houston troll, he’s begging. 

I feel like a dope for not reading the whole post before I responded, but the point still stands because we have plenty of others in here that keep bringing it up.