Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[shadow_operative2.0 15829]

Never a doubt. 

 

3:30 tomorrow, kids. 

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

THE CLERC!

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Never a doubt

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

[AbeFroman 2114]

THAT'S US!

[gsoda3 3236]

a real yawner this.

[DougO 5239]

Hell yes.

[RPM 26227]

[ztejas 43265]

Jose is a squirrely SoB but he throws strikes when he has to. 

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

LFG. 3 more 

[SpiralOut 1809]

BULLPENISGOOD!!!

 

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Ok cool. Great job throwing strikes when that is what was required. 

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

Hah. Ok. Let’s get 3 games 

 

[Ignatius 4001]

FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Got game 1!

[futureman 22415]

🧡

[Skipper 6103]

That's 1.   Going to be a tough series but anytime you get a W off of Verlander that's big!

[Radical Larry 28528]

Well that was fun. Let’s do that again tomorrow.

[Trey3216 15325]

[ztejas 43265]

https://www.theunticket.com/audio/drops//firstplacerangers.mp3

 

[TxTower 650]

Six playoff wins in a row!

Suck it Astros

[Ignatius 4001]

2 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

BULLPENISGOOD!!!

 

Lol I read “Bull penis good!’

[cmontexas 3253]

AHHHHHHH

[SpiralOut 1809]

Just now, Ignatius said:

Lol I read “Bull penis good!’

Get your mind out of the gutter, sir!

 

[gsoda3 3236]

7 more let's go.

[NOOBSDUDE 583]

Lol fuck the asstros.

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

3 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

BULLPENISGOOD!!!

 

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Did y’all see Taveras acting as Carter’s hype man after he came down with that catch?

[Quagmire 2146]

Bitchin

[TexasGary 833]

I believe that there will be Diamond Talk on The Ticket at the conclusion of the Sunday night football game.

[Dr Fear 1265]

Nice catch, Rook!

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Flipped the series. Fuck Houston 

[gofuckyourself 8122]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Did y’all see Taveras acting as Carter’s hype man after he came down with that catch?

I thought he was about to block Evan's throw in. Let's celebrate after he gets it back in please.

1 minute ago, Dr Fear said:

Nice catch, Rook!

That's fucking awesome.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Hat tip for semien and seager for doing their jobs and watching altuve’s footwork.  Glad replay is available in case blue wasn’t doing his. 

[beer 3217]

11 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

BULLPENISGOOD!!!

 

Bull penis goo D!

 

Edited October 16, 2023 by beer

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11668]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Hat tip for semien and seager for doing their jobs and watching altuve’s footwork.  Glad replay is available in case blue wasn’t doing his. 

Yeah, simien caught it in real time. You could see him yelling for the ball and pointing as soon as Altuve started heading back.

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Just now, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Yeah, simien caught it in real time. You could see him yelling for the ball and pointing as soon as Altuve started heading back.

Jung was on that as well. Very head’s up baseball in a chaotic sequence. 

[Hornlover 8824]

Anybody have 2-0 as their final score prediction for this game? I was thinking the Rangers would win 7-5 or so. Great job by the pitching staff!

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11668]

If you don’t beat us when we score 2 you’re going to have a bad time when we score 9.  The O’s mistake too. 

[pops 6974]

5 straight road wins in the playoffs.... is that a record or not really. Had to be in the wild card era.... maybe?   

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11668]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Jung was on that as well. Very head’s up baseball in a chaotic sequence. 

Yep.  

Just now, pops said:

5 straight road wins in the playoffs.... is that a record or not really. Had to be in the wild card era.... maybe?   

And still only behind for 1 inning.  

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

We’ve knocked valdez around at least once this year. If eovaldi can hold them down,  could get real interesting. 

[Hornlover 8824]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

We’ve knocked valdez around at least once this year. When eovaldi holds them down, it's gonna be real interesting. 

fify

[TexasGary 833]

Evan Carter catch.  Correct me if I am wrong but it sounds like the announcer says "back goes Lowe".

 

[conVINCEd 21468]

Fuck yes!  Montgomery is gonna get paid this offseason. He’s certainly earned it.

[brojangles2 781]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Fuck yes!  Montgomery is gonna get paid this offseason. He’s certainly earned it.

Hopefully by us. 

[TrashMaster G 17388]

17 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Well that was fun. Let’s do that again tomorrow.

I like this plan.

[Trey3216 15325]

2 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

Hopefully by us. 

I don’t care who pays him as long has he gets us another 2 or 3 wins* (if necessary) 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

8 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

Hopefully by us. 

Went looking for contract data to see what the starting pitching situation looks like- completely forgot that they had signed odorizzi as well. 
 

anyway it looks like just he, Perez, and Monty are FAs of the starting pitching?

Edited October 16, 2023 by Pato del Muerto