Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[shadow_operative2.0 16181]

Never a doubt. 

 

3:30 tomorrow, kids. 

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

THE CLERC!

[Surly Bevo 25655]

Never a doubt

[Elmer_Fudd 22956]

[AbeFroman 3090]

THAT'S US!

[gsoda3 3358]

a real yawner this.

[DougO 5261]

Hell yes.

[RPM 26560]

[ztejas 44114]

Jose is a squirrely SoB but he throws strikes when he has to. 

[Sir Ulrich 5337]

LFG. 3 more 

[SpiralOut 1954]

BULLPENISGOOD!!!

 

[Redneck Mutha 8158]

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

Ok cool. Great job throwing strikes when that is what was required. 

[Gucci_Suit 2809]

Hah. Ok. Let’s get 3 games 

 

[Ignatius 4125]

FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

[Vic Mackey 47846]

Got game 1!

[futureman 22664]

🧡

[Skipper 6406]

That's 1.   Going to be a tough series but anytime you get a W off of Verlander that's big!

[Radical Larry 28814]

Well that was fun. Let’s do that again tomorrow.

[Trey3216 15450]

[ztejas 44114]

https://www.theunticket.com/audio/drops//firstplacerangers.mp3

 

[TxTower 684]

Six playoff wins in a row!

Suck it Astros

[Ignatius 4125]

2 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

BULLPENISGOOD!!!

 

Lol I read “Bull penis good!’

[cmontexas 3331]

AHHHHHHH

[SpiralOut 1954]

Just now, Ignatius said:

Lol I read “Bull penis good!’

Get your mind out of the gutter, sir!

 

[gsoda3 3358]

7 more let's go.

[NOOBSDUDE 596]

Lol fuck the asstros.

[Redneck Mutha 8158]

3 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

BULLPENISGOOD!!!

 

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

Did y’all see Taveras acting as Carter’s hype man after he came down with that catch?

[Quagmire 2147]

Bitchin

[TexasGary 867]

I believe that there will be Diamond Talk on The Ticket at the conclusion of the Sunday night football game.

[Dr Fear 1286]

Nice catch, Rook!

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

Flipped the series. Fuck Houston 

[gofuckyourself 8939]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Did y’all see Taveras acting as Carter’s hype man after he came down with that catch?

I thought he was about to block Evan's throw in. Let's celebrate after he gets it back in please.

1 minute ago, Dr Fear said:

Nice catch, Rook!

That's fucking awesome.

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

Hat tip for semien and seager for doing their jobs and watching altuve’s footwork.  Glad replay is available in case blue wasn’t doing his. 

[beer 3268]

11 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

BULLPENISGOOD!!!

 

Bull penis goo D!

 

Edited October 16, 2023 by beer

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Hat tip for semien and seager for doing their jobs and watching altuve’s footwork.  Glad replay is available in case blue wasn’t doing his. 

Yeah, simien caught it in real time. You could see him yelling for the ball and pointing as soon as Altuve started heading back.

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

Just now, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Yeah, simien caught it in real time. You could see him yelling for the ball and pointing as soon as Altuve started heading back.

Jung was on that as well. Very head’s up baseball in a chaotic sequence. 

[Hornlover 8915]

Anybody have 2-0 as their final score prediction for this game? I was thinking the Rangers would win 7-5 or so. Great job by the pitching staff!

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

If you don’t beat us when we score 2 you’re going to have a bad time when we score 9.  The O’s mistake too. 

[pops 7121]

5 straight road wins in the playoffs.... is that a record or not really. Had to be in the wild card era.... maybe?   

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Jung was on that as well. Very head’s up baseball in a chaotic sequence. 

Yep.  

Just now, pops said:

5 straight road wins in the playoffs.... is that a record or not really. Had to be in the wild card era.... maybe?   

And still only behind for 1 inning.  

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

We’ve knocked valdez around at least once this year. If eovaldi can hold them down,  could get real interesting. 

[Hornlover 8915]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

We’ve knocked valdez around at least once this year. When eovaldi holds them down, it's gonna be real interesting. 

fify

[TexasGary 867]

Evan Carter catch.  Correct me if I am wrong but it sounds like the announcer says "back goes Lowe".

 

[conVINCEd 21477]

Fuck yes!  Montgomery is gonna get paid this offseason. He’s certainly earned it.

[brojangles2 790]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Fuck yes!  Montgomery is gonna get paid this offseason. He’s certainly earned it.

Hopefully by us. 

[TrashMaster G 18030]

17 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Well that was fun. Let’s do that again tomorrow.

I like this plan.

[Trey3216 15450]

2 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

Hopefully by us. 

I don’t care who pays him as long has he gets us another 2 or 3 wins* (if necessary) 

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

8 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

Hopefully by us. 

Went looking for contract data to see what the starting pitching situation looks like- completely forgot that they had signed odorizzi as well. 
 

anyway it looks like just he, Perez, and Monty are FAs of the starting pitching?

Edited October 16, 2023 by Pato del Muerto