Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[Redneck Mutha 8158]

Put the damn umps on a clock, gotdammit

[Skipper 6406]

WTF is this delay.  Ridiculous

[shadow_operative2.0 16181]

Hahahahahahaha. 

[TrashMaster G 18030]

Haha! Fuck you umps!

[shadow_operative2.0 16181]

Evan may be in LF for bot 1. 

[ztejas 44114]

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Fucking umps, killing our momentum

This was my first thought but idk. I think having Framber sit and think helps us.

[Skipper 6406]

Love it.  Umps can't even slow this train down

[SpiralOut 1954]

You get a hit!  You get a hit!  Everyone gets a hit!

[gofuckyourself 8939]

Let's boat race these bitches.

[Ignatius 4125]

Lol this fool may not make 1/3 of an inning…

[Hornlover 8915]

Reminds me of Eovaldi's last game against Baltimore. Jump out to an early lead, and let him challenge batters with the early lead.

[shadow_operative2.0 16181]

That sucked, Jonah. 

[Herbie Hancock 7452]

Step on their fucking throats

[Trey3216 15450]

Fuck you ump!

[AbeFroman 3090]

Wtf??? That bounce was obvious 

[Skipper 6406]

JFC ump. That's awful

[TrashMaster G 18030]

Fucking umps

[Hornlover 8915]

Fucking umps, fucking us again. Infuriating.

[SpiralOut 1954]

Already fucked by the umps.  Nice.

[Skipper 6406]

Is that not reviewable?

[shadow_operative2.0 16181]

Nate picked him up! 

[Hornlover 8915]

Fuck yeah, Lowe! 

[jeevsie 3781]

LFG!

[gofuckyourself 8939]

This is a decent start.

[Redneck Mutha 8158]

Woot!

[Herbie Hancock 7452]

That sucked ump

Fify

[SpiralOut 1954]

BWHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Quagmire 2147]

So nice punching the smug ass Astros this early

[Nicole44 22206]

Go Rangers! Fuck’em up! Put them in an 0-2 hole. 

[DougO 5261]

Doesn't look like the no-hitter is happening today.

[Vic Mackey 47846]

Keep it going!

[Jameslaw121 4485]

Might be seeing Evan Carter by the 3rd inning 

[Vic Mackey 47846]

Already fucked by the umps.  Nice.

There's a clear agenda after last night and now. Rangers have to beat the Astros and the umps. We aren't going to get any borderline calls at all. Fuck these umps.

[shadow_operative2.0 16181]

Alright, spin a zero here, Nate. 

[SpiralOut 1954]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

4 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Already fucked by the umps.  Nice.

There's a clear agenda after last night and now. Rangers have to beat the Astros and the umps. We aren't going to get any borderline calls at all. Fuck these umps.

For real.  Of the seven bad calls by the ump last night I think six of them went against us.  Two completely different strike zones.

[NorthLoop 14421]

It doesn't make sense either. Why the fuck would they favor the Astros? I mean they clearly do but why? 

[gsoda3 3358]

Listening to it on the radio. They said Jonah's third strike was a foul tip. He told the umpire that and even asked for help with the umpire said I don't need any help.

[Ignatius 4125]

Just now, NorthLoop said:

It doesn't make sense either. Why the fuck would they favor the Astros? I mean they clearly do but why? 

JFK…

[shadow_operative2.0 16181]

Move on, Jonah likely would have K'd anyway. 

We scored 4 in top 1. 

[DougO 5261]

Will Austin Hedges be available to close this bitch?

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

This made me happy. Good inning. Fu k the Houston aggys 

[Ignatius 4125]

Remember back when we used to worry about Jung’s defense?

[shadow_operative2.0 16181]

Fuck yeah, Nate. 

[SpiralOut 1954]

1-2-3.  Let's go, Nate!  

[shadow_operative2.0 16181]

If Robbie gets on this inning, Evan will run for him. He'll be in LF in bot 2 regardless. 

[Gucci_Suit 2809]

Excellent 

[Redneck Mutha 8158]

About time for us to bat around

[AbeFroman 3090]

LET'S GO HIT!

[TrashMaster G 18030]

I really, really want this game to be a comfortable, no-stress asskicking.

It would be such a great start to the week.

[shadow_operative2.0 16181]