Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

Put the damn umps on a clock, gotdammit

[Skipper 6,103]

WTF is this delay.  Ridiculous

[shadow_operative2.0 15,834]

Hahahahahahaha. 

[TrashMaster G 17,388]

Haha! Fuck you umps!

[shadow_operative2.0 15,834]

Evan may be in LF for bot 1. 

[ztejas 43,266]

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Fucking umps, killing our momentum

This was my first thought but idk. I think having Framber sit and think helps us.

[Skipper 6,103]

Love it.  Umps can't even slow this train down

[SpiralOut 1,809]

You get a hit!  You get a hit!  Everyone gets a hit!

[gofuckyourself 8,122]

Let's boat race these bitches.

[Ignatius 4,002]

Lol this fool may not make 1/3 of an inning…

[Hornlover 8,824]

Reminds me of Eovaldi's last game against Baltimore. Jump out to an early lead, and let him challenge batters with the early lead.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,834]

That sucked, Jonah. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,307]

Step on their fucking throats

[Trey3216 15,325]

Fuck you ump!

[AbeFroman 2,114]

Wtf??? That bounce was obvious 

[Skipper 6,103]

JFC ump. That's awful

[TrashMaster G 17,388]

Fucking umps

[Hornlover 8,824]

Fucking umps, fucking us again. Infuriating.

[SpiralOut 1,809]

Already fucked by the umps.  Nice.

[Skipper 6,103]

Is that not reviewable?

[shadow_operative2.0 15,834]

Nate picked him up! 

[Hornlover 8,824]

Fuck yeah, Lowe! 

[jeevsie 3,722]

LFG!

[gofuckyourself 8,122]

This is a decent start.

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

Woot!

[Herbie Hancock 7,307]

That sucked ump

Fify

[SpiralOut 1,809]

BWHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Quagmire 2,146]

So nice punching the smug ass Astros this early

[Nicole44 22,027]

Go Rangers! Fuck’em up! Put them in an 0-2 hole. 

[DougO 5,239]

Doesn't look like the no-hitter is happening today.

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

Keep it going!

[Jameslaw121 4,445]

Might be seeing Evan Carter by the 3rd inning 

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

Already fucked by the umps.  Nice.

There's a clear agenda after last night and now. Rangers have to beat the Astros and the umps. We aren't going to get any borderline calls at all. Fuck these umps.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,834]

Alright, spin a zero here, Nate. 

[SpiralOut 1,809]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

4 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Already fucked by the umps.  Nice.

There's a clear agenda after last night and now. Rangers have to beat the Astros and the umps. We aren't going to get any borderline calls at all. Fuck these umps.

For real.  Of the seven bad calls by the ump last night I think six of them went against us.  Two completely different strike zones.

[NorthLoop 14,093]

It doesn't make sense either. Why the fuck would they favor the Astros? I mean they clearly do but why? 

[gsoda3 3,236]

Listening to it on the radio. They said Jonah's third strike was a foul tip. He told the umpire that and even asked for help with the umpire said I don't need any help.

[Ignatius 4,002]

Just now, NorthLoop said:

It doesn't make sense either. Why the fuck would they favor the Astros? I mean they clearly do but why? 

JFK…

[shadow_operative2.0 15,834]

Move on, Jonah likely would have K'd anyway. 

We scored 4 in top 1. 

[DougO 5,239]

Will Austin Hedges be available to close this bitch?

[Sgt Hulk 13,647]

This made me happy. Good inning. Fu k the Houston aggys 

[Ignatius 4,002]

Remember back when we used to worry about Jung’s defense?

[shadow_operative2.0 15,834]

Fuck yeah, Nate. 

[SpiralOut 1,809]

1-2-3.  Let's go, Nate!  

[shadow_operative2.0 15,834]

If Robbie gets on this inning, Evan will run for him. He'll be in LF in bot 2 regardless. 

[Gucci_Suit 2,610]

Excellent 

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

About time for us to bat around

[AbeFroman 2,114]

LET'S GO HIT!

[TrashMaster G 17,388]

I really, really want this game to be a comfortable, no-stress asskicking.

It would be such a great start to the week.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,834]