Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[Radical Larry 28,814]

Way to work out of that, Nasty Nate.

[Vic Mackey 47,846]

Yes sir!!!!

[Firemans4Horn 18,500]

[TrashMaster G 18,030]

Page 642 of the Astros thread is delicious 

[beer 3,268]

1 minute ago, SpiralOut said:

Did you not get the fuckin' memo?

BULLPENISGOOD!

Mine still show the goo.

[SpiralOut 1,954]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Page 642 of the Astros thread is delicious 

Smells like Aggy/bitch up in there.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,181]

Good job by the video crew here. 

 

[Firemans4Horn 18,500]

The Ody!

[shadow_operative2.0 16,181]

Thanks for the free base, Chas. 

[SpiralOut 1,954]

Oh baby it's a triple!

[beer 3,268]

That could have been a HR

[shadow_operative2.0 16,181]

Fuck, shitty luck. 

[Skipper 6,406]

Well fuck. Bad luck

[Firemans4Horn 18,500]

Semien is so unlucky

[Vic Mackey 47,846]

God damnit fuck

[Fudbelty 2,801]

Absolutely tattooed. Can’t do anything about that.

[SpiralOut 1,954]

Well that sucked.

[beer 3,268]

[gofuckyourself 8,939]

Just now, beer said:

That could have been a HR

Had it on the radio in my car. They said the same thing when Beasley stopped him.

[beer 3,268]

He Gets Us......raped by a camp counselor

[Vic Mackey 47,846]

Had it on the radio in my car. They said the same thing when Beasley stopped him.

I honestly thought we were going to see a play at the plate with who was running and how that bobble happened that deep. Can't really tell from the tv presentation on if he could have made it

[beer 3,268]

Gloves didn't help

[Firemans4Horn 18,500]

Bro that’s a strike

[ztejas 44,114]

[TrashMaster G 18,030]

Wtf was that, ump?

[irishtexan 11,692]

This fucking strike zone. Wtf?

[dcar00 14,902]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Had it on the radio in my car. They said the same thing when Beasley stopped him.

I honestly thought we were going to see a play at the plate with who was running and how that bobble happened that deep. Can't really tell from the tv presentation on if he could have made it

I think it would have been tight but I think it was the right call.  just bad luck he didn't score.

[Vic Mackey 47,846]

Fuck this shit. You can't tell me these umps don't have an agenda. That was all the way in the zone

[shadow_operative2.0 16,181]

Impressive AB there, Jose. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,500]

What was that throw by Seager?

[beer 3,268]

3 pitches bitches

[shadow_operative2.0 16,181]

Fuck. 

[TrashMaster G 18,030]

That run is on the ump.

[Vic Mackey 47,846]

What kind of noodle arm relay throw was that? Jfc

[TexasGary 867]

Must score runs.

[dcar00 14,902]

need some runs here.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,181]

Alright, now we rake. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,500]

McCormick looked like a bitch in that at bat. Bats need to get going here. 

[crum 541]

nathan freaking eovaldi... gets squeezed a million time and battles back every time. lets go

[shadow_operative2.0 16,181]

Just now, ztejas said:

Ha, I assume that's from an episode of Dark Side of the Ring? 

[beer 3,268]

Another 3 pitches bitches

[Billy Pilgrim 2,058]

Gotta keep adding runs on. 

[dcar00 14,902]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

What kind of noodle arm replay throw was that? Jfc

Leody's throw was high and floated.  It didn't give Seager a real chance to turn his shoulder before catching it.

[ztejas 44,114]

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Ha, I assume that's from an episode of Dark Side of the Ring? 

I don't know. I found it yesterday. I like it.

[Vic Mackey 47,846]

Gotta keep adding runs on. 

This is that I feared. After that 4 run boom in the 1st, we would tail off. Need to start getting some more on the board

[shadow_operative2.0 16,181]

It's a pretty good series. 

[DougO 5,261]

Stop fucking around, Rangers.

[ztejas 44,114]

Someone needs to take this kid yard. We've had 3 deep balls on him 

[Firemans4Horn 18,500]

He went. Dammit. Take the walk Corey. 

[dcar00 14,902]

fuck swung at 2 ball fours