Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[hookem48 4808]

5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

it wasn't lazy.  it hit the thumb part of his glove.  he was over it and trying to smother it.  bad luck.

he tried to block it, he wasn't smothering shit

[gofuckyourself 8939]

Foot was on the bag.

I'm also lagging behind. Y'all tell me when it's 9-4 Rangers.

[Surly Bevo 25655]

I mean unless his foot was somehow still on the base that isn’t an out

[dcar00 14902]

Just now, hookem48 said:

he tried to block it, he wasn't smothering shit

he had the glove down and was leaning over with his chest. if it misses his glove it falls right in front of him.

[gofuckyourself 8939]

Yeah Scherzer ain't it tonight.

[ztejas 44114]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Yeah Scherzer ain't it tonight.

He's had some good stuff it's really the shit that he's let get away from him in the dirt that's fucked him. 

[dcar00 14902]

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Yeah Scherzer ain't it tonight.

the bats need to pick him up. not really his fault.  time for them to show up big.

[Surly Bevo 25655]

Yea the occasional missed spot is killing him.

[SpiralOut 1954]

Leave his ass in there.  Save some arms.

Maybe our guys will remember how to hit the ball by tomorrow.

[ztejas 44114]

Bochy right now. 

I don't get what he's doing but I guess I'll keep trusting him. 

[dcar00 14902]

good pitch there.

[dcar00 14902]

he's probably done now.  62 pitches.

[gofuckyourself 8939]

Going out on a limb that we need more than zero hits to get back in this one.

[SpiralOut 1954]

Under every single pitch they hit.  Shit is wild.  

Fucking tell one of them to bunt.  At least that way we'd get some contact that didn't go straight up in the goddamn air.

[ztejas 44114]

Getting owned by Houston every fucking game at home is getting old. 

[dcar00 14902]

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Under every single pitch they hit.  Shit is wild.  

Fucking tell one of them to bunt.  At least that way we'd get some contact that didn't go straight up in the goddamn air.

ha.  we'd pop up the bunt if we even got wood on it.

[ztejas 44114]

Comeback starts now.

[dcar00 14902]

good news is that it didn't matter who we started tonight.

[Surly Bevo 25655]

Is it too much to ask this Fox crew to know when the first two games of this series were played and how the run scoring in those games were sequenced?

[ztejas 44114]

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Is it too much to ask this Fox crew to know when the first two games of this series were played and how the run scoring in those games were sequenced?

They've been fucking shit up all night. 

[beer 3268]

"the greatest pitcher in baseball"

[SpiralOut 1954]

Holy fuck we got a hit.

[gofuckyourself 8939]

A hit!!!

[Surly Bevo 25655]

1 lousy hit?

[dcar00 14902]

1 minute ago, beer said:

"the greatest pitcher in baseball"

Sandy Koufax reborn!

[ztejas 44114]

LETS FUCKING FUCK

[Herbie Hancock 7452]

Josh Jack!

[crum 541]

keep battling!!

[SpiralOut 1954]

Goodbye!

[gofuckyourself 8939]

Two hits!!!!

[shadow_operative2.0 16181]

We're alive. 

[Surly Bevo 25655]

Finally swung at the hanging slider

[dcar00 14902]

so keep going oppo.

[ztejas 44114]

All we had to do there. Chip away. Lot of game left. 

[gofuckyourself 8939]

Fuck. Leody had one there to hit.

[Herbie Hancock 7452]

Leody is a bad motherfucker y'all

[ztejas 44114]

Oh my fucking God that's one of the greatest catches I've ever seen. 

[SpiralOut 1954]

Taveras!!!!

[gofuckyourself 8939]

Leody bitches!

[dcar00 14902]

wow..unreal.

[gofuckyourself 8939]

Not a gold glove huh?

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

[C-Man 27685]

That Leody catch fucks

[Surly Bevo 25655]

[beer 3268]

Felony larceny!!!

I30 douche

[Herbie Hancock 7452]

At this point I think I'm good with giving Alvarez the Bonds treatment. Intentional walk in any situation and under any circumstances.

[ztejas 44114]

1 minute ago, Herbie Hancock said:

At this point I think I'm good with giving Alvarez the Bonds treatment. Intentional walk in any situation and under any circumstances.

Agree. We should IW nearly every time. 

[BigDHornfan 6625]

Come on Stratton.
Strike this motherfucker out.

[ztejas 44114]

4 to score 3 boys night ain't over yet. 

C'mon Rangers. 

[Surly Bevo 25655]

Time to step up Marcus