Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[hookem48 4631]

5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

it wasn't lazy.  it hit the thumb part of his glove.  he was over it and trying to smother it.  bad luck.

he tried to block it, he wasn't smothering shit

[gofuckyourself 8122]

Foot was on the bag.

I'm also lagging behind. Y'all tell me when it's 9-4 Rangers.

[Surly Bevo 24696]

I mean unless his foot was somehow still on the base that isn’t an out

[dcar00 14035]

Just now, hookem48 said:

he tried to block it, he wasn't smothering shit

he had the glove down and was leaning over with his chest. if it misses his glove it falls right in front of him.

[gofuckyourself 8122]

Yeah Scherzer ain't it tonight.

[ztejas 43266]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Yeah Scherzer ain't it tonight.

He's had some good stuff it's really the shit that he's let get away from him in the dirt that's fucked him. 

[dcar00 14035]

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Yeah Scherzer ain't it tonight.

the bats need to pick him up. not really his fault.  time for them to show up big.

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Yea the occasional missed spot is killing him.

[SpiralOut 1809]

Leave his ass in there.  Save some arms.

Maybe our guys will remember how to hit the ball by tomorrow.

[ztejas 43266]

Bochy right now. 

I don't get what he's doing but I guess I'll keep trusting him. 

[dcar00 14035]

good pitch there.

[dcar00 14035]

he's probably done now.  62 pitches.

[gofuckyourself 8122]

Going out on a limb that we need more than zero hits to get back in this one.

[SpiralOut 1809]

Under every single pitch they hit.  Shit is wild.  

Fucking tell one of them to bunt.  At least that way we'd get some contact that didn't go straight up in the goddamn air.

[ztejas 43266]

Getting owned by Houston every fucking game at home is getting old. 

[dcar00 14035]

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Under every single pitch they hit.  Shit is wild.  

Fucking tell one of them to bunt.  At least that way we'd get some contact that didn't go straight up in the goddamn air.

ha.  we'd pop up the bunt if we even got wood on it.

[ztejas 43266]

Comeback starts now.

[dcar00 14035]

good news is that it didn't matter who we started tonight.

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Is it too much to ask this Fox crew to know when the first two games of this series were played and how the run scoring in those games were sequenced?

[ztejas 43266]

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Is it too much to ask this Fox crew to know when the first two games of this series were played and how the run scoring in those games were sequenced?

They've been fucking shit up all night. 

[beer 3217]

"the greatest pitcher in baseball"

[SpiralOut 1809]

Holy fuck we got a hit.

[gofuckyourself 8122]

A hit!!!

[Surly Bevo 24696]

1 lousy hit?

[dcar00 14035]

1 minute ago, beer said:

"the greatest pitcher in baseball"

Sandy Koufax reborn!

[ztejas 43266]

LETS FUCKING FUCK

[Herbie Hancock 7307]

Josh Jack!

[crum 524]

keep battling!!

[SpiralOut 1809]

Goodbye!

[gofuckyourself 8122]

Two hits!!!!

[shadow_operative2.0 15835]

We're alive. 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Finally swung at the hanging slider

[dcar00 14035]

so keep going oppo.

[ztejas 43266]

All we had to do there. Chip away. Lot of game left. 

[gofuckyourself 8122]

Fuck. Leody had one there to hit.

[Herbie Hancock 7307]

Leody is a bad motherfucker y'all

[ztejas 43266]

Oh my fucking God that's one of the greatest catches I've ever seen. 

[SpiralOut 1809]

Taveras!!!!

[gofuckyourself 8122]

Leody bitches!

[dcar00 14035]

wow..unreal.

[gofuckyourself 8122]

Not a gold glove huh?

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

[C-Man 27058]

That Leody catch fucks

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[beer 3217]

Felony larceny!!!

I30 douche

[Herbie Hancock 7307]

At this point I think I'm good with giving Alvarez the Bonds treatment. Intentional walk in any situation and under any circumstances.

[ztejas 43266]

1 minute ago, Herbie Hancock said:

At this point I think I'm good with giving Alvarez the Bonds treatment. Intentional walk in any situation and under any circumstances.

Agree. We should IW nearly every time. 

[BigDHornfan 6541]

Come on Stratton.
Strike this motherfucker out.

[ztejas 43266]

4 to score 3 boys night ain't over yet. 

C'mon Rangers. 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Time to step up Marcus