Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[cactusflinthead 27594]

This sucks 

[HRSchenker 2259]

Drop a nuke on me. This was devastating

Edited October 21, 2023 by HRSchenker

[Frank The Tank 1492]

I hate being a fan. 

[hookem48 4631]

hit a 3 run homer and cost your team the game by being a dumbass

[SpiralOut 1809]

Well, they have no one to blame but themselves.

Just choked.  

[gofuckyourself 8125]

Their stars came through. Fucking again.

Ours didn't.

[dcar00 14036]

fucking LeClerc. appropriate.  loser organization unfortunately.

[freyguy 4245]

Fucking shit fuck fuck God dammit fuck.

[Newdoc 3433]

The person responsible for this craptastic bullpen should be tied up naked in front of Globe Life with a dumpster of rotten fruit nearby for Rangers fans to take a shot. Maybe they can find some closers. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Last 1.5 innings are a great encapsulation of the season’s shortcomings 

[ztejas 43266]

Just now, hookem48 said:

hit a 3 run homer and cost your team the game by being a dumbass

Lol what a retarded take. Leclerc is paid to throw a baseball he should be able to keep it together. 

[dcar00 14036]

Just now, Newdoc said:

The person responsible for this craptastic bullpen should be tied up naked in front of Globe Life with a dumpster of rotten fruit nearby for Rangers fans to take a shot. Maybe they can find some closers. 

nope we will ride with LeClerc again next year

[gofuckyourself 8125]

Just now, ztejas said:

Lol what a retarded take. Leclerc is paid to throw a baseball he should be able to keep it together. 

And not walk a total no name pinch hitter.

[dcar00 14036]

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

And not walk a total no name pinch hitter.

too many walks to shitty hitters the whole series.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

And not walk a total no name pinch hitter.

Well Houston didn’t give us the chance to walk Maldonado again so…

[Firemans4Horn 17840]

Semien has a trip to Hawaii booked for Sunday

[SpiralOut 1809]

Just now, dcar00 said:

too many walks to shitty hitters the whole series.

How many times has that fat worthless fuck Maldonado gotten on base this series?  Dude should have never sniffed the base path but we just walked him and let him bloop singles over and over.  

[Quagmire 2146]

We are cursed

[mdmost 42866]

We were always wondering when the usual LeClerc was going to show up. Well he did.

[Ignatius 4002]

First and second, nobody out the last three half-innings.

Our two, we got jack shit. Their one, they hit a fucking 3-run homer.

Fuck…

[hookem48 4631]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lol what a retarded take. Leclerc is paid to throw a baseball he should be able to keep it together. 

like a said he pitched like a pussy but how many times has he pitched, sat for 20 fucking minutes and pitched again? All that bullshit started by Garcia being a fucking idiot.

[dcar00 14036]

almost 50 years of watching shitty Ranger pitching.  Please for the love of god trade Leclerc.  Tired of watching his spare ass

[Vic Mackey 46936]

2011 Game 6, meet 2023 Game 5.

DFW teams are so fucking dorky.

[gofuckyourself 8125]

This game was like watching the whole season, at least since the ASB.

[mdmost 42866]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

2011 Game 6, meet 2023 Game 5.

DFW teams are so fucking dorky.

Yep and we know how this is going to go in game 6. Suddenly the Astros will play really well at home. 

[SameSame 1692]

Again and again and again we don’t throw strikes to 8 and 9 hitters .  Weak

[Firemans4Horn 17840]

[dcar00 14036]

I'd like to think our guys would be pissed and come out raking like motherfuckers but they seem very pussylike especially Semien.  We'll probably jus slink off into the offseason on Sunday

[SameSame 1692]

And I hope a fall hurricane rises up and kills 8 million ofem. 

[Had Enough 2057]

Was Presley warming up when Abreu got tossed?

I’d say it’s pretty unlikely Abreu escapes that inning giving up no runs. That’s a pretty significant screwup in the matter of pride. The delay didn’t help. The resultant changes were worse.

[hookem48 4631]

pinch runner just stands there with his thumb up his ass and doesn't tag up, for fucks sake

[Surly Bevo 24697]

Man I was sitting on my couch tonight but that all felt eerily similar to sitting at the Cotton Bowl two weeks ago watching OU drive down to deliver the dick punch TD.

What a fucking month.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

hit a 3 run homer and cost your team the game by being a dumbass

Leclerc cost this team. He nibbled like a pussy to the 9th hole hitter who hasn't even taken an at bat these playoffs. Then melts down even more and just grooves down the middle because he's so desperate to throw a strike. Mental midget

[LTtxfan 48986]

[dcar00 14036]

this was so predictable.  scrape into the 3rd wildcard spot because we are chokers and Houston actually has baseball players, then have LeClerc choke the season away.

[mdmost 42866]

Josh Smith never needs to be pinch running again. Two instances where he could've tried for 3rd and just sat there. You change the whole dynamic of the final at bats if he had tagged up. F'ing gutless.

[ztejas 43266]

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Why do some of you make everything about the fucking Longhorns. What the fuck does this have to do with any Texas team? Are you talking about Texas baseball that has the CWS appearance record and 6 titles?

[hookem48 4631]

Just now, mdmost said:

Josh Smith never needs to be pinch running again. Two instances where he could've tried for 3rd and just sat there. You change the whole dynamic of the final at bats if he had tagged up. F'ing gutless.

absolutely, dude could have thrown the ball into the dugout

[mdmost 42866]

Just now, hookem48 said:

absolutely, dude could have thrown the ball into the dugout

I'm not angry if he gets tagged trying for 3rd. AT LEAST YOU FUCKING TRIED. But you didn't, because you're gutless, like most of the guys on this team. 

[Surly Bevo 24697]

Why do some of you make everything about the fucking Longhorns. What the fuck does this have to do with any Texas team? Are you talking about Texas baseball that has the CWS appearance record and 6 titles?

I mean humans are innately programmed to pattern match….it’s a survival thing.

[C-Man 27068]

Leclerc cost this team. He nibbled like a pussy to the 9th hole hitter who hasn't even taken an at bat these playoffs. Then melts down even more and just grooves down the middle because he's so desperate to throw a strike. Mental midget

The bullpen is garbage. It has been for six weeks or more. We had no clue this was going to be a contender last winter. We are way ahead of schedule. Fortify the bullpen, re-sign Montgomery and let’s roll next spring. This team will win a championship.

[mdmost 42866]

Just now, C-Man said:

Fortify the bullpen

When has this franchise ever done that?

[AbeFroman 2117]

This is hard to take.  All you had to do was throw little league strikes to two bad hitters. 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

The bullpen is garbage. It has been for six weeks or more. We had no clue this was going to be a contender last winter. We are way ahead of schedule. Fortify the bullpen, re-sign Montgomery and let’s roll next spring. This team will win a championship.

I'm just never sure about that with my teams anymore. It's always something when it matters to stop them. I get we are way ahead of schedule but that doesn't excuse coming home and losing 3 straight. At the absolute worst, win just one and go back up 3-2.

Never thought Garcia getting hit would set in motion this kind of collapse. This team turned into a bunch of pussies after that. And it bled over into the 9th in both halves. Got 1st and 2nd no out and at worst, could tie it up and extend the game but nope.

[Firemans4Horn 17840]

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Why do some of you make everything about the fucking Longhorns. What the fuck does this have to do with any Texas team? Are you talking about Texas baseball that has the CWS appearance record and 6 titles?

go watch the WNBA finals highlights and go to sleep. 

[DigDug 1649]

Oh josh smith should be off the team at 745.  Pusy 

[mdmost 42866]

4 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Oh josh smith should be off the team at 745.  Pusy 

[hookem48 4631]

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

When has this franchise ever done that?

well not since 1976 when I went to my first Rangers game vs Baltimore and Reggie Jackson hit a homerun and the relievers gave up about 6 or 7 runs. That's when it started for me. I was a huge Jackson fan though so him hitting a homerun was cool.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

So how bad do we lose game 6??

[Surly Bevo 24697]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

So how bad do we lose game 6??

I will go with 6-2