Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[ztejas 43425]

25 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

So with the off day tomorrow everyone besides LeClerc should be available again tonight I would think. Spy?

Your mom said she isn't available.

Just now, Fudbelty said:

Let’s go! Starting in the room tonight.

We're kicking your ass to the living room as soon as this goes south. 

[SpiralOut 1813]

Alright, let's go Rangers!

Dirt Burglars lost.  Texas won.  It's a good day.  Let's keep it rolling!

[ztejas 43425]

2 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Alright, let's go Rangers!

Dirt Burglars lost.  Texas won.  It's a good day.  Let's keep it rolling!

And the Astros aren't playing because we fucked them up the ass in Minute Maid.

[shadow_operative2.0 15974]

Now we rake. 

[SpiralOut 1813]

Nice inning Monty!

[BigDHornfan 6547]

Let’s go Rangers!

[gofuckyourself 8227]

Goddamn bananas.

[SpiralOut 1813]

Oh no.  The banana guy bred and now there are three of them.

[shadow_operative2.0 15974]

Way to stay hot, Marcus. 

[AbeFroman 2163]

really, the fucking bananas again.  

[dcar00 14182]

I mean at this point leading off Marcus is just Bochy being superstitious 

[shadow_operative2.0 15974]

We did not rake. 

[ztejas 43425]

1 minute ago, BigDHornfan said:

Let’s go Rangers!

I don't usually put merch on just for the sake of it and I had already showered and am doing nothing but sitting my ass at home tonight but the WS feels like a special occasion.

 

 

[beer 3220]

Goot out to pitch ratio

Edited October 29, 2023 by beer

[beer 3220]

Why didn't they use this ump last night then?

[ztejas 43425]

Damn he's fast. 

[gofuckyourself 8227]

What is that 3 or 4 infield hits for them?

 

Erased.

Edited October 29, 2023 by gofuckyourself

[Fudbelty 2788]

Not again. This entire team goes “meep meep” then hauls ass.

[shadow_operative2.0 15974]

Easy shit there. 

[Fudbelty 2788]

Meep meep that, bitches.

[SpiralOut 1813]

4-6-3 bay-bee.

[Redneck Mutha 7955]

can o' corn

[Constant 6732]

Precision in the infield so far. Good to see. Jung made a nice play there regardless. 

[AbeFroman 2163]

You got to warn them, if they keep it up you take their suite passes and kick them out of the suite for conduct unbecoming

[shadow_operative2.0 15974]

That was rather quick. 

[Fudbelty 2788]

Good sign for Heim. Solid contact.

[SpiralOut 1813]

I wish our guys were letting themselves see some more pitches.  The Dbacks blew through their BP last night. 

[ztejas 43425]

How was that not gone. That sounded so gone. 

[beer 3220]

Shit here comes the small ball lecture

[shadow_operative2.0 15974]

Glad Josh missed that. 

[Constant 6732]

They took off the fuckin’ bananas finally. 

[SpiralOut 1813]

Goddamn dude.  Why'd it have to be fast sneks?  Why couldn't it be slow sneks?

[dcar00 14182]

The Dbacks are apparently similar to the Little Giants...

[AbeFroman 2163]

Let's go hit!

[SpiralOut 1813]

Good job fellas!

Monty pitching well.  Defense still on point.

 

[Constant 6732]

No harm. 

[beer 3220]

There's the "90 feet at a time" on the bingo card.

[Augustus 3061]

So we're doing this here instead of the World Series thread?

[Fudbelty 2788]

Goddamn dude.  Why'd it have to be fast sneks?  Why couldn't it be slow sneks?

Those are called worms.

[beer 3220]

What's with the retarded plantains?

[gofuckyourself 8227]

Rangers have little to no previous ABs against Kelly.

May take a 2nd or even 3rd time through, hopefully.

 

[texastroubadour 1210]

Why is Taveras in the lineup?

[beer 3220]

6 minutes ago, Augustus said:

So we're doing this here instead of the World Series thread?

We've just been here all season....habit

[tejas60 3533]

Fuck those banana kids. And fuck the parents for letting them do that shit. 

[Firemans4Horn 18048]

This guy’s got some nice late movement on his pitches. I think the key is to swinging early on pitch in the zone. 

[Fudbelty 2788]

Fuck those banana kids. And fuck the parents for letting them do that shit. 

[gofuckyourself 8227]

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

Fuck those banana kids. And fuck the parents for letting them do that shit. 

Surprised Fox hasn't stepped in. It's obnoxious as hell on TV.

[mackavelli 183]

What neighborhood do you think they are from?

Highland park?

[Scary Stranger 1714]

Surprised Fox hasn't stepped in. It's obnoxious as hell on TV.

Aaaand they’re gone.

What neighborhood do you think they are from?

Highland park?

Or Southlake

[beer 3220]

Well fuck