Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[SpiralOut 1965]

Man never met a first pitch he didn't want to skull fuck into oblivion.  

[Fudbelty 2810]

Let’s fucking go!!!!!! Hahahahahhahahahah

[DougO 5267]

Not a terrible beginning to this one.

 

[AbeFroman 3113]

haha and they went outro with Creed lol

[Fudbelty 2810]

Man never met a first pitch he didn't want to skull fuck into oblivion.  

That was the second pitch.

[Surly Bevo 25773]

A double, a single, a triple a HR.....with a walk mixed in.  I like it

[Vic Mackey 47988]

Ok let's get a clean inning here and come back for more. Bury these fucks

[ztejas 44259]

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Man never met a first pitch he didn't want to skull fuck into oblivion.  

Apparently that was the 2nd pitch? I thought it was the first, too. Did fox miss it?

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Seager is a goddamed menace. 

[beer 3294]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Moarrrrr

Moarrrrr

[BonzoMontreaux 1137]

Let’s go!

[Vic Mackey 47988]

Apparently that was the 2nd pitch? I thought it was the first, too. Did fox miss it?

2nd pitch...i think

[Shaddie 1684]

I hear Rangers are petitioning MLB to play 162 on the road next year. 

[Fudbelty 2810]

First pitch was ankle high.

[brojangles2 795]

[SpiralOut 1965]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Apparently that was the 2nd pitch? I thought it was the first, too. Did fox miss it?

2nd pitch...i think

First pitch in our hearts.

[Redneck Mutha 8200]

Went to pour myself a ranch water during the pitching change and missed the blast.   Woo!

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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Apparently that was the 2nd pitch? I thought it was the first, too. Did fox miss it?

2nd pitch...i think

Yea first pitch was low and he spit on it 

[brojangles2 795]

Just now, Shaddie said:

I hear Rangers are petitioning MLB to play 162 on the road next year. 

Bold strategy for paying salaries 🤣

[AbeFroman 3113]

another missed strike

[Surly Bevo 25773]

Heaney thrown 5 extra pitches or so

[Redneck Mutha 8200]

Jesus ths ump

[dcar00 14986]

So I guess we are just going to ignore talking about the missed strike calls tonight

[ztejas 44259]

Reel it in, Heaney. 

[DougO 5267]

Easy inning. A bit loud for my taste, though.

[Vic Mackey 47988]

Does absolutely nothing get done about these umps? I don't give a shit about bad zones for both teams but when it's only for one team and has been that way multiple games, fuck that shit.

[gofuckyourself 9091]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

So I guess we are just going to ignore talking about the missed strike calls tonight

Only matters in the bottom of the 9th. - Smoltz and whatever the fuck his name is 

[gofuckyourself 9091]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Reel it in, Heaney. 

He's being put behind the count by one of the blind mice back there.

[Vic Mackey 47988]

He's being put behind the count by one of the blind mice back there.

He's not blind. He sees just fine.

[beer 3294]

30 minutes an inning....gonna be here till sunrise

[dcar00 14986]

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Only matters in the bottom of the 9th. - Smoltz and whatever the fuck his name is 

at least Smoltz and Jeter mentioned the missed call on pitch 2 last night.  Jeter multiple times when the douchebag non player/host guy kept trying to push it.

[Beer Horn 93]

Not sure why they would give Seager anything close.  Also let’s the rangers to save some pen , maybe

[Redneck Mutha 8200]

Good Heaney is Best Heaney

[brojangles2 795]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

at least Smoltz and Jeter mentioned the missed call on pitch 2 last night.  Jeter multiple times when the douchebag non player/host guy kept trying to push it.

Papi as well. 

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Jung looking good

[dcar00 14986]

jung is gonna be murder on lefties in the future.

[Surly Bevo 25773]

Hate to say it, but Lowe has a very punchable face

[Constant 6888]

More runs. 

[cactusflinthead 27628]

Break time again 

[Beer Horn 93]

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Hate to say it, but Lowe has a very punchable face

Yes very douchebaggy

Edited November 1, 2023 by Beer Horn

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

5-9 is doing work tonight.

[Constant 6888]

These bottom order guys have answered the fucking bell so far. Bury these fucks. 

[ztejas 44259]

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Hate to say it, but Lowe has a very punchable face

Just kind of a goofy looking dude. 

[Redneck Mutha 8200]

Carter and Lowe both looked loss as fuck first time.  Carter made an out but looked much better this AB and helluva battle by Lowe there to get on.  

LFG!

[Pato del Muerto 53566]

11 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

So I guess we are just going to ignore talking about the missed strike calls tonight

Or any of the other 40 missed calls so far this series. But that one…

[gofuckyourself 9091]

Lmao Arizona crumbling.

[Surly Bevo 25773]

E3

[Gidnik 3496]

that could be enormous

[SpiralOut 1965]

This Walker guy is having a fucking bad WS.  

[Redneck Mutha 8200]