Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[dcar00 14028]

we can even bring in chapman if we want.

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

If they were confused how Texas could win a game 3-1 after losing 9-1, they must be really perplexed now. 

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

Moarrrrrr

[SpiralOut 1809]

AWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

[SpiralOut 1809]

Just now, dcar00 said:

we can even bring in chapman if we want.

Hey now.  Don't be talking fucking crazy.

[gofuckyourself 8121]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

All 10 runs with two outs

And bottom of the order answering the fucking bell and setting things up.

Edited November 1, 2023 by gofuckyourself

[beer 3215]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys I’ve waited 40 plus fucking years for this 

When I was little we went to games in their first season. I don't remember but I went.

[Shaddie 1637]

22 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

I hear Rangers are petitioning MLB to play 162 on the road next year. 

Also front office is in discussion about asking to start every inning with 2 outs. 
 

[Radical Larry 28528]

These five run innings are nice.

[Constant 6722]

[freyguy 4245]

[beer 3215]

In little league, they would stop this game now.

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys I’ve waited 40 plus fucking years for this 

Don’t you start this shit. 

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Don’t you start this shit. 

Was thinking the exact same thing, don't skip to the end (for obvious reasons) just enjoy the ride.

Edited November 1, 2023 by Surly Bevo

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

1 minute ago, Shaddie said:

Also front office is in discussion about asking to start every inning with 2 outs. On the road.
 

1234

[AbeFroman 2110]

Let's not lose focus, I've seen teams lose after leading by 10.   I mean it was in football, but I've seen it.

[DougO 5239]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If they were confused how Texas could win a game 3-1 after losing 9-1, they must be really perplexed now. 

That's the way baseball go.

[ztejas 43262]

They lost 10-0 to Philly?

That's nice. This isn't the Phillies. 

[SpiralOut 1809]

Rangers at home:  I sleep.

Rangers on the road:  The Rangers are out there!  They can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, they don't feel pity or remorse or fear.  And they will absolutely not stop, EVER, until you are dead!

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

I’m surprised Heaney is even throwing the ball in the correct direction after two long waits in a row. 

[Vic Mackey 46927]

Please no leadoff walk

[Bozo_Casanova 26271]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys I’ve waited 40 plus fucking years for this 

Hush. I agree but don’t do this now. Shut it.

[beer 3215]

Just now, DougO said:

That's the way baseball go.

Wash would have shared his stash with everyone by now

[gofuckyourself 8121]

We still talking about how Arizona is out hitting and outscoring Texas?

I hope Texas scores 20+ on these fucks.

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Just pound the zone.

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

Keep cycling through pitchers. Inwanna see the diamondback center fielder pitching in the 7th

Edited November 1, 2023 by Sgt Hulk

[Bozo_Casanova 26271]

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This is fun guys. This is fun 

This is good

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Has a position player ever pitched in the World Series

[Scary Stranger 1712]

awesome.  Semien needs to step the fuck up once.

Done and done.

[Fudbelty 2785]

Guys I’ve waited 40 plus fucking years for this 

Weird. I’m waiting to win four games In the World Series. Three don’t mean shit.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11668]

Heaney CGSO incoming. 

[Vic Mackey 46927]

Weird. I’m waiting to win four games In the World Series. Three don’t mean shit.

And we don't even have 3 yet. Let's calm down everyone. Maybe I'm jaded as a DFW sports fan but I'm not even counting this as a win yet

[gofuckyourself 8121]

Ok Heaney get the little 70s porn dude out

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

1 minute ago, Fudbelty said:

Weird. I’m waiting to win four games In the World Series. Three don’t mean shit.

And we don't even have 3 yet. Let's calm down everyone. Maybe I'm jaded as a DFW sports fan but I'm not even counting this as a win yet

Correct

[Firemans4Horn 17823]

Keep reviewing shit you lil sneks

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Has a position player ever pitched in the World Series

[ztejas 43262]

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Heaney CGSO incoming. 

Wonder how many more pitches we let him throw. Worst case scenario we need him later in the series. We have plenty of guys we probably won't need that we can burn. 

[Fudbelty 2785]

And we don't even have 3 yet. Let's calm down everyone. Maybe I'm jaded as a DFW sports fan but I'm not even counting this as a win yet

Fair enough.

[DougO 5239]

MOar runs, plz.

[gofuckyourself 8121]

Now let's do 5 more.

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

2 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Weird. I’m waiting to win four games In the World Series. Three don’t mean shit.

And we don't even have 3 yet. Let's calm down everyone. Maybe I'm jaded as a DFW sports fan but I'm not even counting this as a win yet

[Bigpoppapump 529]

@ztejas working on some nuclear rep

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

2 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Weird. I’m waiting to win four games In the World Series. Three don’t mean shit.

And we don't even have 3 yet. Let's calm down everyone. Maybe I'm jaded as a DFW sports fan but I'm not even counting this as a win yet

If any franchise can blow a 10 run lead in a ws game…

if any franchise can blow a 3-1 series lead in the ws…

so no, nothing is done. Every out is joyous tonight. 

[Vic Mackey 46927]

Ok let's keep scoring!! That was huge play there. I just don't want them to start slowly chipping away at this

[texastroubadour 1203]

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Ok Heaney get the little 70s porn dude out

You mean fat head Eddie Munster?

[Newdoc 3429]

Diamondbacks these first three innings…

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Wonder how many more pitches we let him throw. Worst case scenario we need him later in the series. We have plenty of guys we probably won't need that we can burn. 

Let him go 5 to be eligible for the win.  He will be available for a g7 for sure, and maybe a g6 if we need a lefty.  

[TrashMaster G 17385]

11 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys I’ve waited 40 plus fucking years for this 

I'd say I started rooting for the Rangers when I was 6, so I'll put it at 48 years for me.

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

Bottom of the lineup doing work. Everyone gets to play. Keep bats warm Jobu like