Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[dcar00 14980]

we can even bring in chapman if we want.

[Pato del Muerto 53548]

If they were confused how Texas could win a game 3-1 after losing 9-1, they must be really perplexed now. 

[Sgt Hulk 14466]

Moarrrrrr

[SpiralOut 1965]

AWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Redneck Mutha 8193]

[SpiralOut 1965]

Just now, dcar00 said:

we can even bring in chapman if we want.

Hey now.  Don't be talking fucking crazy.

[gofuckyourself 9089]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

All 10 runs with two outs

And bottom of the order answering the fucking bell and setting things up.

Edited November 1, 2023 by gofuckyourself

[beer 3294]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys I’ve waited 40 plus fucking years for this 

When I was little we went to games in their first season. I don't remember but I went.

[Shaddie 1684]

22 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

I hear Rangers are petitioning MLB to play 162 on the road next year. 

Also front office is in discussion about asking to start every inning with 2 outs. 
 

[Radical Larry 28822]

These five run innings are nice.

[Constant 6888]

[freyguy 4368]

[beer 3294]

In little league, they would stop this game now.

[Pato del Muerto 53548]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys I’ve waited 40 plus fucking years for this 

Don’t you start this shit. 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Don’t you start this shit. 

Was thinking the exact same thing, don't skip to the end (for obvious reasons) just enjoy the ride.

Edited November 1, 2023 by Surly Bevo

[Redneck Mutha 8193]

1 minute ago, Shaddie said:

Also front office is in discussion about asking to start every inning with 2 outs. On the road.
 

1234

[AbeFroman 3113]

Let's not lose focus, I've seen teams lose after leading by 10.   I mean it was in football, but I've seen it.

[DougO 5266]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If they were confused how Texas could win a game 3-1 after losing 9-1, they must be really perplexed now. 

That's the way baseball go.

[ztejas 44234]

They lost 10-0 to Philly?

That's nice. This isn't the Phillies. 

[SpiralOut 1965]

Rangers at home:  I sleep.

Rangers on the road:  The Rangers are out there!  They can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, they don't feel pity or remorse or fear.  And they will absolutely not stop, EVER, until you are dead!

[Pato del Muerto 53548]

I’m surprised Heaney is even throwing the ball in the correct direction after two long waits in a row. 

[Vic Mackey 47980]

Please no leadoff walk

[Bozo_Casanova 26873]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys I’ve waited 40 plus fucking years for this 

Hush. I agree but don’t do this now. Shut it.

[beer 3294]

Just now, DougO said:

That's the way baseball go.

Wash would have shared his stash with everyone by now

[gofuckyourself 9089]

We still talking about how Arizona is out hitting and outscoring Texas?

I hope Texas scores 20+ on these fucks.

[Redneck Mutha 8193]

Just pound the zone.

[Sgt Hulk 14466]

Keep cycling through pitchers. Inwanna see the diamondback center fielder pitching in the 7th

Edited November 1, 2023 by Sgt Hulk

[Bozo_Casanova 26873]

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This is fun guys. This is fun 

This is good

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Has a position player ever pitched in the World Series

[Scary Stranger 1726]

awesome.  Semien needs to step the fuck up once.

Done and done.

[Fudbelty 2810]

Guys I’ve waited 40 plus fucking years for this 

Weird. I’m waiting to win four games In the World Series. Three don’t mean shit.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Heaney CGSO incoming. 

[Vic Mackey 47980]

Weird. I’m waiting to win four games In the World Series. Three don’t mean shit.

And we don't even have 3 yet. Let's calm down everyone. Maybe I'm jaded as a DFW sports fan but I'm not even counting this as a win yet

[gofuckyourself 9089]

Ok Heaney get the little 70s porn dude out

[Surly Bevo 25759]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

1 minute ago, Fudbelty said:

Weird. I’m waiting to win four games In the World Series. Three don’t mean shit.

And we don't even have 3 yet. Let's calm down everyone. Maybe I'm jaded as a DFW sports fan but I'm not even counting this as a win yet

Correct

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Keep reviewing shit you lil sneks

[Sgt Hulk 14466]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Has a position player ever pitched in the World Series

[ztejas 44234]

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Heaney CGSO incoming. 

Wonder how many more pitches we let him throw. Worst case scenario we need him later in the series. We have plenty of guys we probably won't need that we can burn. 

[Fudbelty 2810]

And we don't even have 3 yet. Let's calm down everyone. Maybe I'm jaded as a DFW sports fan but I'm not even counting this as a win yet

Fair enough.

[DougO 5266]

MOar runs, plz.

[gofuckyourself 9089]

Now let's do 5 more.

[Redneck Mutha 8193]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

2 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Weird. I’m waiting to win four games In the World Series. Three don’t mean shit.

And we don't even have 3 yet. Let's calm down everyone. Maybe I'm jaded as a DFW sports fan but I'm not even counting this as a win yet

[Bigpoppapump 535]

@ztejas working on some nuclear rep

[Pato del Muerto 53548]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

2 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Weird. I’m waiting to win four games In the World Series. Three don’t mean shit.

And we don't even have 3 yet. Let's calm down everyone. Maybe I'm jaded as a DFW sports fan but I'm not even counting this as a win yet

If any franchise can blow a 10 run lead in a ws game…

if any franchise can blow a 3-1 series lead in the ws…

so no, nothing is done. Every out is joyous tonight. 

[Vic Mackey 47980]

Ok let's keep scoring!! That was huge play there. I just don't want them to start slowly chipping away at this

[texastroubadour 1260]

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Ok Heaney get the little 70s porn dude out

You mean fat head Eddie Munster?

[Newdoc 3511]

Diamondbacks these first three innings…

[Pato del Muerto 53548]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Wonder how many more pitches we let him throw. Worst case scenario we need him later in the series. We have plenty of guys we probably won't need that we can burn. 

Let him go 5 to be eligible for the win.  He will be available for a g7 for sure, and maybe a g6 if we need a lefty.  

[TrashMaster G 18115]

11 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys I’ve waited 40 plus fucking years for this 

I'd say I started rooting for the Rangers when I was 6, so I'll put it at 48 years for me.

[Sgt Hulk 14466]

Bottom of the lineup doing work. Everyone gets to play. Keep bats warm Jobu like