Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[Gucci_Suit 2,610]

I’m having a hard timing accepting these few innings 

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

I wanna see Carter hit one out.

Not quite.

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

Whiffed the meatball

[beer 3,216]

It's almost 230am here. I might need to take a nap here. With the sound turned up of course

[Surly Bevo 24,695]

2 outs, Josh up....now we rake

[Billy Pilgrim 1,912]

2 outs- got em right where we want em.

[tfoolry 8,179]

[cactusflinthead 27,594]

1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

I’m having a hard timing accepting these few innings 

It's really real. Sweatergawd that's what happened 

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

I wonder if Smoltz's wife ever thinks "will he ever just shut the fuck up"?

[Firemans4Horn 17,827]

Is their center field inspired by Polo Grounds?

 

 

[Jewish Wang 111]

6 hours ago, Saint Austin said:

The Stars lost in the Finals that season. 

Fuck it, with Evo on the mound looking for redemption, I’ll post again:

Welcome to the party Jank and Semien!  Please go 6-7, Heaney, and let’s finish it off with guys we don’t need out of the pen in Game 5. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,338]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Is their center field inspired by Polo Grounds?

 

 

250 to left though

[tfoolry 8,179]

[HRSchenker 2,259]

This season has been so fucking crazy 

[Surly Bevo 24,695]

Walks suck, lead off walks really suck

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Is their center field inspired by Polo Grounds?

 

 

No shit.  Seems like the CFs just keep running and running and running until they finally run the balls down.  And the sign says 407??  Can't be right

[Shaddie 1,638]

We could all breathe easier if we knew Rangers pen wasn’t absolute ass all year. 
 

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

urg.  

[Vic Mackey 46,932]

And here we go...

[Firemans4Horn 17,827]

Bruh, throw strikes

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

Time to pull him.

[ztejas 43,262]

I'm amazed we got 3 scoreless out of Heaney tbh. Just don't leave him in too long. 

[Surly Bevo 24,695]

Solid

[Firemans4Horn 17,827]

BANGERANG

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

Pham that was right down the middle. Dumbass.

[Pato del Muerto 52,338]

Every dback player has an AMAZING STORY

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,668]

lol at taking that down 10. 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2,864]

2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

No shit.  Seems like the CFs just keep running and running and running until they finally run the balls down.  And the sign says 407??  Can't be right

CF is massive. 413 to deep left and right.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chase_Field#/media/File%3AChaseFieldDimensions.svg

[Surly Bevo 24,695]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Every dback player has an AMAZING STORY

 

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

lol at taking that down 10. 

Hey didn't you hear he can't see....you insensitive prick

[SpiralOut 1,809]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

 

Hey didn't you hear he can't see....you insensitive prick

Yeah, turns out all the umps have the same eye disorder.  

[Firemans4Horn 17,827]

Way to battle Heaney!

[Sgt Hulk 13,644]

Time to pull him 

[DougO 5,239]

Alright, let's get that run back.

[AbeFroman 2,110]

That'll work, Let's go hit!

[ztejas 43,262]

Nothing wrong with that. 

Who gets the ball next? 

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

Nice Heaney. I may be officially overreacting and freaking out about possibly going up 3 to 1.

[Surly Bevo 24,695]

Go get that run back...break any remaining spirit

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

1 is fine.  Give em one per inning the rest of the night.

[BigDHornfan 6,535]

Another 5 sounds good.

[Pato del Muerto 52,338]

I changed my mind- no more Heaney. Nice job.  Dunning for a few now. 

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

1 minute ago, BigDHornfan said:

Another 5 sounds good.

We're goddamn due for another 5 spot.

[Surly Bevo 24,695]

I still don't get what he is looking for when he watches that

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I changed my mind- no more Heaney. Nice job.  Dunning for a few now. 

With a big lead, my theory is leave em in until someone gets on.  And then if it's weak shit they got on with, let em go one more.

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

We're goddamn due for another 5 spot.

Been too long.

Need a couple outs here first.

[Jewish Wang 111]

23 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

24 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Weird. I’m waiting to win four games In the World Series. Three don’t mean shit.

And we don't even have 3 yet. Let's calm down everyone. Maybe I'm jaded as a DFW sports fan but I'm not even counting this as a win yet

Reverse ballgame?  You pussy. 

[AbeFroman 2,110]

Kind of funny that they haven't made a big deal out of any of the missed calls against us.  The many missed calls.  Not once.  But they jump on it if it's the other way.

[Surly Bevo 24,695]

Man Heim, let's get on track

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

Umps have an eye condition too and a hard time seeing it at the plate.

[Firemans4Horn 17,827]

What you bitching about Jonah? Swing the bat. 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2,864]

Dogshit call, smoltz says nothing