Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2,864]

Nice little fuck you from Heim

[Firemans4Horn 17,827]

[gsoda3 3,236]

if that gets jonah going that would be GREAT.

[bigcigar 1,161]

Just now, DougO said:

Heim at the plate always has that look on his face like he needs glasses. 

Guess he got lasik in between innings

[Hmbre97 6,297]

Just now, DougO said:

Heim at the plate always has that look on his face like he needs glasses. 

lol

[DougO 5,239]

Finally got that run back.

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

Smoltz talks about Nelson shutting us down?  Heim goes yard.

[SpiralOut 1,809]

Bout time Jonah got back on track.

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Just now, ztejas said:

Meaningless run but maybe it gets him out of his slump. 

This

Just now, gsoda3 said:

if that gets jonah going that would be GREAT.

and That

[Constant 6,722]

5-9 came to fucking play. Do that again tomorrow and this is over.  

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

Just as they were sucking off Nelson too.

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Leody with a ball in play....so that's something

[DougO 5,239]

1 minute ago, bigcigar said:

Guess he got lasik in between innings

Perhaps a fluke encounter from the beam of a radar gun.

[ztejas 43,262]

Maybe now Taver-

Nope. Nevermind.

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

Just now, Constant said:

5-9 came to fucking play. Do that again tomorrow and this is over.  

7-17, 8 R, 3 RBI from my semi-drunken count on espn.com.

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

17 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

There are actual rules

Yes, position players can pitch in the MLB Playoffs. MLB established new rules for position players pitching in 2023 but none of those rules outlawed the use of a position player on the mound in the MLB Playoffs.

Certain requirements must be met as part of the new rules, though. Teams with the lead have to be up by 10 or more runs in the ninth inning to use a position player on the mound. Trailing teams, however, only have to be trailing by eight runs and can use a position player at any point.

Back in play.

[chemHORN 1,239]

Jankowski > Taveras

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I will say this Nelson cat has done them a HUGE favor pitching wise.

[BigDHornfan 6,535]

[DougO 5,239]

Great symmetry with Reggie, except Reggie was kind of a shitty fielder. 

[Firemans4Horn 17,827]

Diamondbacks only need 12 sacrifice bunts, 7 hit and runs, 5 steals, and 6 sacrifice flies to tie it up. 

[ztejas 43,262]

Just now, DougO said:

Great symmetry with Reggie, except Reggie was kind of a shitty fielder. 

[Hmbre97 6,297]

Just now, DougO said:

Great symmetry with Reggie, except Reggie was kind of a shitty fielder. 

and he tried to kill the Queen

[cactusflinthead 27,594]

Why the fuck are Coop and Sturm defending him?

 

[chemHORN 1,239]

2 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

Lol.  Smoltz has been unbearable as a color guy.  

[gsoda3 3,236]

randy galloway is still alive? what does he do now?

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Diamondbacks only need 6 one-pitch ground outs to first to stop me from pouring another drink and for get me to bed earlier. 

1234

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Just now, gsoda3 said:

randy galloway is still alive? what does he do now?

Bottles and drinks his own urine

[ztejas 43,262]

Jesus. Take Marte out before he kills someone. 

[Firemans4Horn 17,827]

Just now, gsoda3 said:

randy galloway is still alive? what does he do now?

Call into the Crow line. 

[Vic Mackey 46,932]

randy galloway is still alive? what does he do now?

I think that's a parody account

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

3 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

and he tried to kill the Queen

I wish Enrico Pallazzo was behind the plate in this series.

[DougO 5,239]

Randy Galloway is the Keith Richards of sports columnist/talkers. He also may be on the same diet as Keith.

[BERT 4,351]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Bottles and drinks his own urine

Cause it’s sterile….. and he likes the way it taste. 

[pops 6,973]

5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Why the fuck are Coop and Sturm defending him?

 

Because sturm sucks every professional cock he can. The unwashed masses just don't understand. 

[cafe society 2,836]

6 minutes ago, DougO said:

Great symmetry with Reggie, except Reggie was kind of a shitty fielder. 

Later in his career.  He was good with Oakland and only Kaline and Clemente had better arms in RF.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2,864]

Someone take that old fat fuck behind home plate back to the talking stick slots

[YGIFS 19,449]

The batting helmet looks good on Larry David as Arizona 1b coach.  Pretty, pretty, pretty…good

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Just now, pops said:

Because sturm sucks every professional cock he can. The unwashed masses just don't understand. 

Yea Bob is a media white knight

[Firemans4Horn 17,827]

Tanks for nuttin Burke. 

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

Not so great there Burke.

[AbeFroman 2,110]

Burke just trying to fuck a good night up

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

Alright enough of this bullshit already

[TrashMaster G 17,386]

8 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Why the fuck are Coop and Sturm defending him?

 

Coop is a great announcer, but has always been pretty anti-homer.

[ztejas 43,262]

Guessing that's the last we see of Burke this season. 

[chemHORN 1,239]

Why call up Burke?  Better off replacing Scherzer with Nolan.  

[TrashMaster G 17,386]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Guessing that's the last we see of Burke this season. 

He gets to say he pitched in the WS.

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0-2 Blue

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Trade that all day

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

"crowd deserves Pham hitting a grand slam here." Actual MLB announcers

Unreal.