Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[cactusflinthead 27594]

10 minutes ago, pops said:

Because sturm sucks every professional cock he can. The unwashed masses just don't understand. 

 

8 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yea Bob is a media white knight

Coop being his contrary self?

Bob also gets the occasional block from the media. But, yeah he's a fan boy. 

 

Edit: Goddamit quit this shit 

Edited November 1, 2023 by cactusflinthead

[NorthLoop 14083]

Lol Carroll ran like the cops were chasing him

[ztejas 43262]

Sac fly doesn't help you there. 

1 more. 

[chemHORN 1239]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

He gets to say he pitched in the WS.

20 years from now he'll tell people how he got a shutdown inning in a pivotal game.  He'll leave out the part where he loaded the bases and got pulled.  

[Firemans4Horn 17827]

Cool pitch

[gofuckyourself 8121]

That sucked.

[rpspeed 1351]

ugh

[Surly Bevo 24695]

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

"crowd deserves Pham hitting a grand slam here." Actual MLB announcers

Unreal.

Don't you know the Rangers fans have never known pain and suffering, team always closes deals and we don't deserve shit.

 

Don't do this shit guys

[AbeFroman 2110]

meh get them off of there and clean the place up

[DougO 5239]

Damn, now getting Chapmaned seems like a possibility.

[Hmbre97 6297]

that's not ideal

 

[Vic Mackey 46932]

Can we please just get the fuck out of this game?

[gofuckyourself 8121]

Yes Smoltz they're the greatest sports crowd ever.

[DougO 5239]

Nice shot, Sideshow Bob.

[ztejas 43262]

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

He gets to say he pitched in the WS.

81.00 ERA.

[texastroubadour 1203]

Smoltz can go to fuckin hell

[Firemans4Horn 17827]

How do you give up a 3 run jack to such a douche bag looking Mario character?

[Don Johnson 4745]

We will win this one but we are letting their bats warm up for tomorrow. 

[Vic Mackey 46932]

Geez Smoltz is even orgasming over theur fans celebrating a HR

[Surly Bevo 24695]

Just now, Don Johnson said:

We will win this one but we are letting their bats warm up for tomorrow. 

Eh they won't be facing a roster replacement tomorrow.

[chemHORN 1239]

Smoltz "they may not get a win out of this, but I'll suck them off"

[Constant 6722]

6 run lead into 9th. I would have taken that 100% of the time. I’ll take it tomorrow too. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26277]

Everybody be cool

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Welp, guess I'll get one more double.

[Quagmire 2146]

How do you give up a 3 run jack to such a douche bag looking Mario character?

Gurriel a family of fucking douches

[ztejas 43262]

2 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

We will win this one but we are letting their bats warm up for tomorrow. 

Lol we're throwing garbage pitchers out there. 

[TrashMaster G 17386]

Seager!

[rpspeed 1351]

lead off double

Edited November 1, 2023 by rpspeed

[DougO 5239]

Seager starts the next rally, get those runs back.

[tfoolry 8179]

Best crowd ever.  
 

 

 

 

[Surly Bevo 24695]

C'mon Garver....do something 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2866]

This broadcast is garbage.

[Txslnghrns 1351]

What was that song they played before going to commercial? I remember hearing Phish maybe?

[Newdoc 3429]

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

Everybody be cool

Burke getting thrown to the wolves was not cool. Now we hear more from announcers that make me almost want to have Galindo call this game.

[Txslnghrns 1351]

Seager bussin

[Surly Bevo 24695]

Just now, Newdoc said:

Burke getting thrown to the wolves was not cool. Now we hear more from announcers that make me almost want to have Galindo call this game.

Let's not get carried away

[Scary Stranger 1712]

This broadcast is garbage.

I mean, it really is.

[DougO 5239]

Burn some more of their arms.

[BERT 4351]

At least y’all get to watch in real time. My damn stream is buffering every 30sec. Internet picked a this time to start fucking up.  So aggravating. 
 

and was that guy covering up his man boobs?? Fat slob 

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Garverugrurghurgh

[TrashMaster G 17386]

1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

Burke getting thrown to the wolves was not cool. Now we hear more from announcers that make me almost want to have Galindo call this game.

Dude.

[gofuckyourself 8121]

4 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

We will win this one but we are letting their bats warm up for tomorrow. 

They weren't really warmed up after game 2.

[TriStone 1724]

1 minute ago, Txslnghrns said:

What was that song they played before going to commercial? I remember hearing Phish maybe?

They've been playing "Stash" from A Picture of Nectar the past few nights.

[Don Johnson 4745]

2 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

What was that song they played before going to commercial? I remember hearing Phish maybe?

Probably. Somehow jam bands always get played during the WS. Dead, Panic, Phish…

[Newdoc 3429]

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Dude.

I said “almost” as in I’ll go pour lemon juice into a paper cut rather than listen to these announcers or Lowell.

[gofuckyourself 8121]

Fucking dickwads.

Just edge of the hand maybe actually.

Edited November 1, 2023 by gofuckyourself

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

2 minutes ago, BERT said:

and was that guy covering up his man boobs?? Fat slob 

[BERT 4351]

Just now, Newdoc said:

I said “almost” as in I’ll go pour lemon juice into a paper cut rather than listen to these announcers or Lowell.

You really enjoy pain, don’t you? 

[Firemans4Horn 17827]

Cool, bring in wild thing when you’re losing by 6. 

[dcar00 14030]

fucking bullshit.