Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

But based on last night, Bruce might be comfortable throwing Bradford in there for a couple of lefties in between. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26283]

I am in NYC and the only person paying attention to the TV. The bartender asked me if I was OK and if I needed anything. I told her I needed whatever she had in mind and 7 more outs which she did not find funny or charming.
This is very nerve wracking and I am not dealing with this well 

[Buzzrock 14871]

I am in NYC and the only person paying attention to the TV. The bartender asked me if I was OK and if I needed anything. I told her I needed whatever she had in mind and 7 more outs which she did not find funny or charming.
This is very nerve wracking and I am not dealing with this well 

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[gofuckyourself 8122]

Simple.

Now let's get more. Many many more.

[cactusflinthead 27594]

Whew

[Hmbre97 6297]

This is a lot more fun when you're up by 10

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Work that gum Sborz

[ztejas 43266]

Oh my God this is getting real.

Is Chapman mad Bochy took him out? 

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

at em

LFG

[Bozo_Casanova 26283]

Just now, Buzzrock said:

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Shooters shoot 🤷‍♂️

[DougO 5239]

Rangers have become Chapman proof. This shit is over.

[ITHorn 797]

 if you score again here you have to get Montgomery up, right? 

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

6 more outs gentlemen.

[Jewish Wang 111]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

well, that went about as good as you can expect.  Sborz for 4 outs.

Maybe. Depends on matchups. I can see Leclerc for 4-5 outs. Boch went to Aroldis first purely for the matchup with Carroll. That he got him out and another, with only a walk, is fucking huge. I was hoping he would pitch Chap in the 7th but didn’t think he’d fuck with their order. 

[Constant 6722]

6 more!

 

more runs please. 

[BERT 4351]

Alright. Got home And he got hits and unfortunately only one run. Let’s get some more runs 

[ztejas 43266]

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I am in NYC and the only person paying attention to the TV. The bartender asked me if I was OK and if I needed anything. I told her I needed whatever she had in mind and 7 more outs which she did not find funny or charming.
This is very nerve wracking and I am not dealing with this well 

I'd order a couple doubles, down them, then after we win tell her to go fuck herself and leave. 

But my life is kind of a mess so what the fuck do I know. 

[DixonHur 11222]

Time for a couple of insurance runs

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

1 minute ago, ITHorn said:

 if you score again here you have to get Montgomery up, right? 

Uh no

[Jewish Wang 111]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Oh my God this is getting real.

Is Chapman mad Bochy took him out? 

WGAF if he is. He’s a wild ride and we ain’t got time for malcontents. Bochy should kick him in the balls. 

[BERT 4351]

1 minute ago, ITHorn said:

 if you score again here you have to get Montgomery up, right? 

No

[ztejas 43266]

1 minute ago, ITHorn said:

 if you score again here you have to get Montgomery up, right? 

I've been thinking since last night that we could throw him tonight just hadn't commented on it yet. 

Not sure if you do. 1 run is razor thin and you don't want to throw him if you don't have to. 

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

1 minute ago, ITHorn said:

 if you score again here you have to get Montgomery up, right? 

[Fudbelty 2785]

Go fuck yourself

Will do as soon as you get clue.

[Horndog 2218]

9 minutes ago, DougO said:

Imagine if Chapman recorded the World Series clinching win. That would be appropriate.

Eaovoldi in line for the W if this holds. 

[SpiralOut 1809]

Monty is never coming in this game.  Never.  Doesn't matter if it's down to the last out.

 

[Hmbre97 6297]

....wut?

[mdmost 42865]

Leody sucks so I don’t hate that effort

[Buzzrock 14871]

My fourteen year old pitched 2 1/3 scoreless innings tonight with one hit from nine batters, so I’ve got a good feeling.

[Jewish Wang 111]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Uh no

Lol. Yeah that was a bad thought. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

At least leody is thinking. Almost worked. 

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Just now, mdmost said:

Leody sucks so I don’t hate that effort

Closest he's been to getting on base in.... quite some bit

[ztejas 43266]

Just now, mdmost said:

Leody sucks so I don’t hate that effort

Personally I thought it was brilliant.

[gofuckyourself 8122]

C'mon Semien and Seager.

It's your time.

[bigcigar 1161]

Great AB

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Jank....professional hitter

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Fuck it- send him

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Go Jank.  Push him around.  LFG

[Constant 6722]

This is why you get paid. Right here. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Just now, BeardIP said:

Could Garcia pinch hit if needed is something I've been wondering.

He’s off the roster

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Just now, BeardIP said:

Could Garcia pinch hit if needed is something I've been wondering.

He isn't on the roster any longer so no....

[C-Man 27055]

Chapman has quietly been really fucking good this postseason. 

Maybe but this team isn’t where it is without Sborz. Just need one more from him.

[dcar00 14035]

cmon Marcus.  get this.

[texastroubadour 1204]

3 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Will do as soon as you get clue.

Dude stfu

[DixonHur 11222]

Just now, BeardIP said:

Could Garcia pinch hit if needed is something I've been wondering.

No.  He's not on the roster

[chemHORN 1239]

Taveras showed bunt way too early. 

[Fudbelty 2785]

Could Garcia pinch hit if needed is something I've been wondering.

This is your worst post of the series, and that fucking says a lot.

[dcar00 14035]

seager needs to bunt them over.

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

Come on, one more run would be huge.

[gofuckyourself 8122]

Seager up.

MVP chants. Amazing.

Can he again?