Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[Pato del Muerto 53504]

But based on last night, Bruce might be comfortable throwing Bradford in there for a couple of lefties in between. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26851]

I am in NYC and the only person paying attention to the TV. The bartender asked me if I was OK and if I needed anything. I told her I needed whatever she had in mind and 7 more outs which she did not find funny or charming.
This is very nerve wracking and I am not dealing with this well 

[Buzzrock 15136]

I am in NYC and the only person paying attention to the TV. The bartender asked me if I was OK and if I needed anything. I told her I needed whatever she had in mind and 7 more outs which she did not find funny or charming.
This is very nerve wracking and I am not dealing with this well 

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[gofuckyourself 9088]

Simple.

Now let's get more. Many many more.

[cactusflinthead 27627]

Whew

[Hmbre97 6337]

This is a lot more fun when you're up by 10

[Surly Bevo 25748]

Work that gum Sborz

[ztejas 44227]

Oh my God this is getting real.

Is Chapman mad Bochy took him out? 

[Redneck Mutha 8179]

at em

LFG

[Bozo_Casanova 26851]

Just now, Buzzrock said:

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Shooters shoot 🤷‍♂️

[DougO 5266]

Rangers have become Chapman proof. This shit is over.

[ITHorn 919]

 if you score again here you have to get Montgomery up, right? 

[Elmer_Fudd 22994]

6 more outs gentlemen.

[Jewish Wang 111]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

well, that went about as good as you can expect.  Sborz for 4 outs.

Maybe. Depends on matchups. I can see Leclerc for 4-5 outs. Boch went to Aroldis first purely for the matchup with Carroll. That he got him out and another, with only a walk, is fucking huge. I was hoping he would pitch Chap in the 7th but didn’t think he’d fuck with their order. 

[Constant 6886]

6 more!

 

more runs please. 

[BERT 4498]

Alright. Got home And he got hits and unfortunately only one run. Let’s get some more runs 

[ztejas 44227]

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I am in NYC and the only person paying attention to the TV. The bartender asked me if I was OK and if I needed anything. I told her I needed whatever she had in mind and 7 more outs which she did not find funny or charming.
This is very nerve wracking and I am not dealing with this well 

I'd order a couple doubles, down them, then after we win tell her to go fuck herself and leave. 

But my life is kind of a mess so what the fuck do I know. 

[DixonHur 11959]

Time for a couple of insurance runs

[Pato del Muerto 53504]

1 minute ago, ITHorn said:

 if you score again here you have to get Montgomery up, right? 

Uh no

[Jewish Wang 111]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Oh my God this is getting real.

Is Chapman mad Bochy took him out? 

WGAF if he is. He’s a wild ride and we ain’t got time for malcontents. Bochy should kick him in the balls. 

[BERT 4498]

1 minute ago, ITHorn said:

 if you score again here you have to get Montgomery up, right? 

No

[ztejas 44227]

1 minute ago, ITHorn said:

 if you score again here you have to get Montgomery up, right? 

I've been thinking since last night that we could throw him tonight just hadn't commented on it yet. 

Not sure if you do. 1 run is razor thin and you don't want to throw him if you don't have to. 

[Redneck Mutha 8179]

1 minute ago, ITHorn said:

 if you score again here you have to get Montgomery up, right? 

[Fudbelty 2810]

Go fuck yourself

Will do as soon as you get clue.

[Horndog 2295]

9 minutes ago, DougO said:

Imagine if Chapman recorded the World Series clinching win. That would be appropriate.

Eaovoldi in line for the W if this holds. 

[SpiralOut 1965]

Monty is never coming in this game.  Never.  Doesn't matter if it's down to the last out.

 

[Hmbre97 6337]

....wut?

[mdmost 44048]

Leody sucks so I don’t hate that effort

[Buzzrock 15136]

My fourteen year old pitched 2 1/3 scoreless innings tonight with one hit from nine batters, so I’ve got a good feeling.

[Jewish Wang 111]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Uh no

Lol. Yeah that was a bad thought. 

[Pato del Muerto 53504]

At least leody is thinking. Almost worked. 

[Redneck Mutha 8179]

Just now, mdmost said:

Leody sucks so I don’t hate that effort

Closest he's been to getting on base in.... quite some bit

[ztejas 44227]

Just now, mdmost said:

Leody sucks so I don’t hate that effort

Personally I thought it was brilliant.

[gofuckyourself 9088]

C'mon Semien and Seager.

It's your time.

[bigcigar 1224]

Great AB

[Surly Bevo 25748]

Jank....professional hitter

[Pato del Muerto 53504]

Fuck it- send him

[Redneck Mutha 8179]

Go Jank.  Push him around.  LFG

[Constant 6886]

This is why you get paid. Right here. 

[Pato del Muerto 53504]

Just now, BeardIP said:

Could Garcia pinch hit if needed is something I've been wondering.

He’s off the roster

[Surly Bevo 25748]

Just now, BeardIP said:

Could Garcia pinch hit if needed is something I've been wondering.

He isn't on the roster any longer so no....

[C-Man 27779]

Chapman has quietly been really fucking good this postseason. 

Maybe but this team isn’t where it is without Sborz. Just need one more from him.

[dcar00 14971]

cmon Marcus.  get this.

[texastroubadour 1260]

3 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Will do as soon as you get clue.

Dude stfu

[DixonHur 11959]

Just now, BeardIP said:

Could Garcia pinch hit if needed is something I've been wondering.

No.  He's not on the roster

[chemHORN 1303]

Taveras showed bunt way too early. 

[Fudbelty 2810]

Could Garcia pinch hit if needed is something I've been wondering.

This is your worst post of the series, and that fucking says a lot.

[dcar00 14971]

seager needs to bunt them over.

[Elmer_Fudd 22994]

Come on, one more run would be huge.

[gofuckyourself 9088]

Seager up.

MVP chants. Amazing.

Can he again?