Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Shitty luck there. 

[ztejas 44267]

Gray got a CGSO in him?

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Guess @Grubes ain't employed by the Rangers anymore. 

Edited June 3, 2023 by shadow_operative2.0

[ztejas 44267]

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Gray got a CGSO in him?

No fun.

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

82 Ps is awfully low to be done. 

[ztejas 44267]

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

82 Ps is awfully low to be done. 

Yeah but you could obviously tell the wheels were falling off. 

/s

[Pato del Muerto 53568]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah but you could obviously tell the wheels were falling off. 

/s

Decisions like that are probably why he’s below .500 as a manager. 

[ztejas 44267]

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Good win. 

3:05 tomorrow. 

[Elmer_Fudd 23028]

Marco Gonzalez scratched tomorrow for Seattle.  Calling up a prospect from Double-AA to make his MLB debut.

[ztejas 44267]

Gray said he wanted to stay out there but his hand was bothering him. 

[Elmer_Fudd 23028]

Zeke back, found an injury for Miller.

 

Garver and Duran in the lineup.

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Fucking crazy MLB allows such obvious fake injuries. Now he gets to keep accruing service time & can spend 20 days on rehab whenever. 

[Herbie Hancock 7499]

Adolis with 9 assists is pretty fuckin slick.

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Bad Heaney. 

[Herbie Hancock 7499]

What the fuck dude

[Radical Larry 28825]

Thanks for bailing him out, Murphy.

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Good 1-2 hitters. 

[Herbie Hancock 7499]

Fuck yeah Corey

[Ghost of LL 15705]

That was efficient.

[Radical Larry 28825]

Nathaniel doesn’t deserve a bobblehead day after that AB.

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Fuck yeah, Jonah. 

 

Not 3-0, Dave. 

[Herbie Hancock 7499]

Good hustle Jonah. Good shit

[Herbie Hancock 7499]

Garver comes through here and I buy spy one of his shirseys and a bottle of taaka vodka

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

*gin. Always gin. 

 

Is he hurt yet? 

[Herbie Hancock 7499]

Idk but watching him flail at that third strike like Stevie Wonder at a piñata hurt me.

[Radical Larry 28825]

Half a billion dollars well spent.

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Welcome to the show, kid. Big jump from AA. 

[Herbie Hancock 7499]

Fuckin Seager!

[Herbie Hancock 7499]

Dude is showing his grip. Pumps the ball well out of his mitt as he starts his windup

[Radical Larry 28825]

This is fun.

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

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Miller hurt his oblique in the batting cages Friday, Bochy said, and it began to feel worse as the game progressed. 

So convenient. 

 

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Catcher Mitch Garver, who returned from a seven-week stint on the injured list Friday, will play designated hitter and bat seventh vs. the Mariners on Saturday. Bochy said Garver could catch one or two times a week, and that Sandy Leon will continue to catch Jon Gray whenever his rotation turn comes up ... Relief pitcher Joe Barlow (kidney stones) was throwing on the field pregame: “He passed that stone,” Bochy said. “I’m sure nobody had more relief than he did. He was not looking good, that thing was beating him up. He looked good, healthy out there.” 

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Haha, that was one of the stranger outs you'll ever see. 

[Dr Fear 1290]

Haha, that was one of the stranger outs you'll ever see. 

Little league trap play.

[fellside 1136]

What the hell was that?

[Pato del Muerto 53568]

And a new first/third play is birthed 

[Radical Larry 28825]

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

It is fucking silly how good Jonah has been. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Um, probably should have left Mitch on rehab awhile longer. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Goddamn, Leody! 

[SameSame 1752]

lookie lookie milk and cookies

[Dr Fear 1290]

BOOM

[SameSame 1752]

[gofuckyourself 9091]

This offense is kinda good.

[Pato del Muerto 53568]

Leclerc covered 3rd while jung took the pop up- but nobody was on base. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Damn you, JRod. 

[Elmer_Fudd 23028]

Jose Leclerc can not be touched when given a 7 run lead.

[SameSame 1752]

Josh Smith getting in on the fun

..Does anyone else find it peculiar that we have 2 players who look eerily similar to the lead singers of Creed and Nickleback?

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Have a fucking day, Marcus. 

[ztejas 44267]

This is a fucking ass beating.