Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Just now, SameSame said:

Josh Smith getting in on the fun

..Does anyone else find it peculiar that we have 2 players who look eerily similar to the lead singers of Creed and Nickleback?

Three if you count whichever of Jonah/Jank you're leaving out. 

[DigDug 1738]

Certified butt kicking

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Goddamn, boys. 

[ztejas 44267]

And Lowe lobs one over. 

[Elmer_Fudd 23028]

Which position player is Seattle sending out in the bottom of the 8th to pitch?

[ztejas 44267]

Can't say this guy is doin much Flexen on us today. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Kolten Wong would be the funniest option. 

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

Good at bat. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Need to put Jank in LF to finish this, move Josh to SS. 

[Pato del Muerto 53568]

Heim looks more like Ashton Kutcher as of a day ago. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Bruce getting the real-time Surl advice. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Mitch greets our 8th position player rudely. 

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

Bombs away. 

[ztejas 44267]

Cover your kid's eyes. 

Garver like "yeah I'm just gonna piss on the first thing he puts in the zone"

[Radical Larry 28825]

Unleash the fury, Mitch!

[Herbie Hancock 7499]

Guess I owe spy a shirsey and rotgut

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Cover your kid's eyes. 

Garver like "yeah I'm just gonna piss on the first thing he puts in the zone"

I say let ‘em watch. 

[ztejas 44267]

Reign that shit in, King. Unacceptable. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

props to the Rangers FO for putting together this monster lineup. Damn! 

[Elmer_Fudd 23028]

King is a scrub that should be sent back to Round Rock.

[ztejas 44267]

That 2nd ball was a ridiculous call. It's a fucking 10 run game in the 9th. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

This is rather sick. 

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If it seems like the Rangers are boat racing teams on the regular, well, they kind of are. They’ve had a lead of at least 10 runs in 11 of 57 games this year. Kind of crazy. 

[Grubes 147]

On 6/2/2023 at 8:44 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Guess @Grubes ain't employed by the Rangers anymore. 

You are correct. I left near the end of last season to get back into radio. But Statzer is awesome! 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

quick question, how many brand new faces are in the staring lineup and pitching rotation?  Trying to see how big the overhaul from 2022.  Damn good GM. 

[Gucci_Suit 2829]

It’s largely the same team as 2022. I think 7 of 9 every day position starters are the same. Eovaldi and deGrom are new. 

They were actually discussing this on the Ticket yesterday. Remarking at just how much of a difference Bruce and his staff have made. Chris Young is doing a good job too. Need another bullpen guy and a replacement for deGrom, but the farm looks good and players have gotten better. 

[Pato del Muerto 53568]

Heaney is new too, plus jung. But when you add in last year’s new players that’s when you see how the roster got to where it is. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Leody & Zeke chillin’ 

[Post Oak 20571]

Would've liked to see Zeke in the lineup since he's been out for 2 weeks but ok.

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Bruce ain’t sitting his vets all the time for any youngster. And Zeke only missed the minimum 10 days. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Fucking Jonah, man. 

[Herbie Hancock 7499]

Fuck Corey better not be broken

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

Was worried we were going to let him off the hook. 

[cmontexas 3377]

My name is Jonah

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Fuck, Adolis dead!!!!!! 

[Herbie Hancock 7499]

Oh fuck no

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Holy shit, he hath risen quickly. 

[ztejas 44267]

That was weird. Cramp maybe? 

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

He’s had a strange inning out there. Misread out 2 a little. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Corey, bitches. 

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

Holy guacamole. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

JRod's a badass CF, but he still ain't found that ball. 

[DigDug 1738]

Look at Nathaniel with the hustle

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Just fucking pounding fools. 

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

I enjoy Miller time. 

[SameSame 1752]

Ass kicking part 2 has commenced

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Hahahahahahahahaha. 

 

Pizza, bitches. 

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

One more foot, wow. 

[Radical Larry 28825]

This team can fucking rake.

[Pato del Muerto 53568]

Good start

[Bozo_Casanova 26898]

Uh, wow