Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[cmontexas 3248]

Fuck the Cardinals

[Radical Larry 28528]

https://www.theunticket.com/audio/drops//firstplacerangers.mp3

[Ignatius 4000]

Hello motherfuckin win column…

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

27 quality starts from our current rotation, 30 if you count deGrom. It feels like we haven't had 30 in an entire season in at least a decade.

[idigTexas 2265]

19 hours ago, idigTexas said:

That's much better than last season's 15-35 record.  Interestingly, as well as we are playing this season, we are still struggling in one-run games, currently sitting at 4-7.  This projects to 11-20 for the season, or roughly wining 1/3 of them.  Let's just keep winning 12-2 type games so we don't have to worry about it. 

Someone tell Bruce this wasn't a challenge.  Blowouts are fine. 

[SameSame 1692]

Just want to throw this out there for a comparative to that game we had in Detroit.  This is as good as it gets behind the plate.

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Probably Mitch’s last game for awhile. 

[Rholl 217]

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Probably Mitch’s last game for awhile. 

why???? 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Because he’s made of glass. He hurt himself last time going 1st to 2nd on a ground ball, now he needs to catch 9 innings. 

[Quagmire 2146]

Funny to read the start of the thread with how things are shaking out now. Crazy jump from the last few years . I thought we’d suck too

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

FUCK!!!!!!!! 

 

[Radical Larry 28528]

Of course.

[kingkoopa6 8312]

Unlucky 

[Fudbelty 2785]

Good news is we signed up for five years of this. He won’t be back until September of next year if at all.

[BigDHornfan 6533]

[dcar00 14028]

10 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

FUCK!!!!!!!! 

 

I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in this establishment!

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Scratch this guy off too. 

 

[Don Johnson 4745]

 

[freyguy 4245]

[mdmost 42827]

Really sucks. Glad it's not my money. So maybe we see him in July 2024?

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

No, he ain’t coming back in 13 months at 36. 

[Scary Stranger 1712]

[ztejas 43262]

It would be more fun to light $185M in cash on fire. 

[Firemans4Horn 17823]

Did we use the same Dr Nick that approved drafting Rocker to review DeGrom’s medicals?

[DigDug 1649]

Jesus H

[tx 3 putt 76294]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

FUCK!!!!!!!! 

 

hate to see this. Everyone wants to watch the best players play. Hopefully he has a speedy recovery, and comes back stronger - better 

Edited June 6, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[Guadaloopy 10917]

Yeah... I was just hoping for an extended cold streak for their bats like the Yankees ran into last year.

[Fudbelty 2785]

Shockingly this doesn’t feel like as bad as it should mainly because he’d only made 6 starts so far. Yes it sucks to lose your ace but we’ve kind of been without him already and on pace to win a lot more than we did last year.

[DougO 5239]

Can't say I'm shocked to see the news. Wasted a shitload of funds they ain't gettin' back.

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Win it for Jake's ligament. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22088]

deGrom news stinks, but shouldn't really surprise anybody here.  This is still one of the top rotations in MLB.  Eovaldi and Gray are pitching like #1 aces.  Heany has the occasional frustrating start, but he shuts down the opposition more times than not.  Perez so far is the "weak link" and he's 6-1 with an ERA under 4.  We'll see if Dane keeps up his magic.

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

And fuck. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

The video gig in NY must be fucking sweet. Anonymous & you never have to be right. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

This is trending poorly. 

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

I can’t see myself visiting Mo any time soon. 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

That was smoked

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

He played that funny. 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Leody is Spanish for rally killer.

[Scary Stranger 1712]

Robertson looks little like Awkwafina.

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Nate, bitches. 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Nathaniel busting out the boomstick!

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

That looked rather awful. 

[DigDug 1649]

Wearing that hat don't make you Ozzie Smith

[DigDug 1649]

Marcus!

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

That dog will hunt. 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Lol Leody almost lapped his ass at 3rd

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

Dope. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Shitty baserunning there though. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Don't give it all back, Dane. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Alright, go swing it some more.