Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

Sweet jesus, what a nut-kick. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

^ That post looks real bad after what happened right after out west. 

Horrifically shitty night. 

 

Of course now we score the zombie. 

[Gil Bang 25,865]

Look at the bright side: y'all got to see the best player in baseball up close.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

All the goofy-ass shit that happened tonight, & this was the single biggest play. 

Fucking baseball, man. 

[Dr Fear 1,265]

Owen White getting the call up.

[Post Oak 20,182]

13 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Owen White getting the call up.

LFG

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

Ragans & Yerry down. Bradford will go for Barlow after tonight, White's stay is likely short also. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

Zeke is apparently fine. Jonah catches his 5th straight, Robbie starts against a righty. Think Bruce got confused last two nights. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

My bad, Jank came in to play LF for Zeke last night in top 7. That makes more sense. 

[ztejas 43,244]

Astros have somehow fallen back in the standings despite the bumpy last few games we've had. 

Let's turn this back around. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

Gonna have to score with the kids throwing. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,084]

Trout not in the Angel's lineup tonight.

[Herbie Hancock 7,302]

Alright let's see how they fuck up my night this time

[Herbie Hancock 7,302]

Hang that slider to Adolis and it goes 415 to right center

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

That wasn't real close, Zeke. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

Alright bats, let's fucking go. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,302]

Nate smash!

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

They fucking listened. 

[fellside 1,076]

What percentage of Lowe's hits are oppo? Feels like a ton.

[Pato del Muerto 52,322]

Yeah Nate has a ton of power to left. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

Ball 4, Robbie. 

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That a kid, Aledo. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,302]

Holy fuck

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

Damnit, weight room. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

Can’t complain. 

Now don’t get killed, Owen. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

Good, good. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,302]

Corey said rob this bitches

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

Corey, bitches. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

Ha, nice play, C. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,302]

Ok that's twice now.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

I really don't like Herget going back to his days here. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

Please don't be 4-3 soon. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

Jesus fuck, Corey. 

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Mother fucker, I certainly called that one. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,322]

And it makes that other run earned.  

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

Steal here, Leody. 

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Thanks, blue. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

Jose's back. 

[DougO 5,239]

Last couple of games kinda seem like old times.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

May want to mix in a win tomorrow, ladies. 

[Gil Bang 25,865]

Fuck, y'all.  As a long-suffering Angel's fan, I've got an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.  If we leave her with a split or better, it's been a good series.

[gofuckyourself 8,115]

12 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Fuck, y'all.  As a long-suffering Angel's fan, I've got an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.  If we leave her with a split or better, it's been a good series.

Long-suffering Angels fan? LOL do you know what thread you're in?

Just in case, this fanbase owns one of, if not the most, painful World Series losses ever, twice coming within one strike -- IN CONSECUTIVE INNINGS -- of winning the franchise's first championship. I think I lapsed into a coma and stared at the TV in disbelief for about an hour after that one.

And if the end of that didn't destroy our souls enough, then there's the Toronto ALDS a few years later just when we might get our hopes up - win both in Toronto, lose both at home but then up 3-2 in the 7th of Game 5 before the team decides to fart in its own mouth and blow chunks all over itself then add a cherry on top with the fucking Bautista home run and bat flip.

And all that after sucking donkey balls for decades so there's more I'm not even mentioning.

But let's talk Angels fan "suffering" - a pathetically run team that can't win a fucking playoff game or even have relevant fall games with the two most transcendent players of the last 20 years and possibly two top 10 all-time players when it's said and done.

That organization deserves 500 consecutive years of misery just for that alone. Few other teams actually have other fans rooting for them, just so they can watch Trout and Ohtani play in games that mean a shit - other than the WBC. Congrats on that.

But fuck the Angels, now and forever.

And yes the username checks out, so a special fuck you to you too.

Have a nice day.

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

Lol at So Cal sports fans actually caring enough to suffer. They are on par with the Miami fanbase.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

Ha, Gray’s blister ended Sandy. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

Hey, I called the Zeke 1B move. 

[Dr Fear 1,265]

Ha, Gray’s blister ended Sandy. 
 

Long time coming lol

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

It’s actually most likely to open a 40 spot for a reliever to replace Bradford as soon as they’re sure Gray can make his next start. 

[Trey3216 15,325]

7 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

It’s actually most likely to open a 40 spot for a reliever to replace Bradford as soon as they’re sure Gray can make his next start. 

Maybe.  Or Bradford stays up to be the spot starter/long reliever that was Dunning's spot at the beginning of the year.    We'll see.  

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

He has more value staying stretched out to start every 5th day in RR. Hopefully Duffy's arm stays attached for another couple outings.  

[shadow_operative2.0 15,820]

May be this guy soon. Related to a big Ranger fan that posted on Shag.