Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[Herbie Hancock 7,370]

That was fucking ugly Adolis

[Herbie Hancock 7,370]

0 for 9 with RISP tonight. Not ideal

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

For the love of fuck, Nate. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

Score, goddamnit. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

Or swing at one 58', either way. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

Gonna lose giving up 3 whole hits, fucking swell. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,313]

Everybody comes back late in games against our bullpen, but we never come back and win if down from the 7th inning on.

[gofuckyourself 8,374]

Seems like either that 1-0 Cardinals game or that extra innings Angels game broke the offense. The clutch hitting has dried up.

Hopefully they say fuck you jobu and do it themselves today.

[Pato del Muerto 52,567]

Losing is a disease

[beer 3,220]

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Losing is a disease

More cowbell

[Herbie Hancock 7,370]

Best start in franchise history and of course it's the fucks that never posted in this thread before early May of this year that are freaking the fuck out.

[cmontexas 3,275]

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

Seems like either that 1-0 Cardinals game or that extra innings Angels game broke the offense. The clutch hitting has dried up.

It was the Wainwright start where he gave up 6 hits to the first 10 batters then figured out we had a read on him.

[gofuckyourself 8,374]

13 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Best start in franchise history and of course it's the fucks that never posted in this thread before early May of this year that are freaking the fuck out.

Winning teams have more active and vocal fans?

Jim Carrey man walks on the moon.jpg

As for my personal fuckitude, I registered for this version of the site this year. I'll provide my bona fides as a true Rangers fan another time.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

Robbie over Jank against a righty is not ideal. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

Thank you, Adolis. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

That a kid, Josh. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

Jonah too. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,370]

They're making a lot of solid contact on Dane. Gonna need some more runs in a hurry.

[Herbie Hancock 7,370]

Damnit

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

Josh listened. 

[beer 3,220]

Boomer 3

[beer 3,220]

Oh shit 

[beer 3,220]

That old fucker got in the way of the replay

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

Stupid sport. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

Goddamnit, we are very few feet from a monster inning. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,370]

Damnit we can't catch a break

[DougO 5,256]

21 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Turned down a free ticket because I’m lazy. 

Go team. 

I rather enjoy the view from my comfy chair at home, and not having to drive to D/FW and fight traffic. I probably should make a trip one of these days, though.

[beer 3,220]

19 minutes ago, DougO said:

I rather enjoy the view from my comfy chair at home, and not having to drive to D/FW and fight traffic. I probably should make a trip one of these days, though.

Sborz!

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

Alright top, little insurance please. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

Corey listened. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,370]

Time for Grossman to not be completely worthless or he is officially public enemy #1 since Sandy's fatass is gone

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

I'd say that pitch-out worked. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

Alright, that's more fun. 

1:35 tomorrow. 

[Fudbelty 2,789]

Only good thing about 3-7 over last 10 is Hou has matched us. Need to turn it fully around before the series at the end of June start of July with them. 3-1 series win could go a long way for either team.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,313]

3 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Only good thing about 3-7 over last 10 is Hou has matched us. Need to turn it fully around before the series at the end of June start of July with them. 3-1 series win could go a long way for either team.

Anaheim has gained ground, they are 4.5 back same as Houston now.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

A team is back 

[beer 3,220]

Starting off boozeless

[beer 3,220]

Why ju no run main?

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

That certainly wasn't intentional, but we may get one back from them. Teams don't like losing their C. 

[beer 3,220]

Gray isn't feeling it today

Edited June 18, 2023 by beer

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

Get Sandy on the horn, stat. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

Well, this fucking sucks. 

[beer 3,220]

Well, lets let him face one more batter...

[beer 3,220]

This is helping

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

Alright, now we pay more attention again. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,370]

Jonah!

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

Jonah, bitches! 

[beer 3,220]

Boom

[DigDug 1,672]

His name is Jonah

[shadow_operative2.0 16,019]

Mitch, you got fucking lucky. Need to be much closer to halfway.