Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[beer 3215]

Interdasting 

Well I'll be

[mdmost 42775]

Wow!

[Herbie Hancock 7302]

That's how you baseball. All you bleeding vaginas can suck it

[ztejas 43244]

Well well well.

[Native Horn 3484]

Chapman time?

[Native Horn 3484]

Guess not!

[Herbie Hancock 7302]

Considering they showed the bullpen and he ain't the one up, and today would make 3 games in a row I'm gonna go ahead and say no. Maybe watch more and post less.

[Dr Fear 1265]

Straw is one of the worst everyday hitters in MLB, a walk there would be tough to swallow.

[beer 3215]

Seriously how can they fuck up video?

[AbeFroman 2107]

horseshit

[Herbie Hancock 7302]

Knew that was coming. MLB ain't ending a game like that

[Fudbelty 2785]

Needed that sweep.

[TrashMaster G 17379]

Fuck New York!

[mdmost 42775]

Nice sweep and a great start to the 2nd half. 

[Herbie Hancock 7302]

[ztejas 43244]

Stealing games always more fun than blowing them. 

[AbeFroman 2107]

HWC

[Had Enough 2054]

Maybe a season momentum building series.

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

Series against the Rays should be interesting. Dunning, Eovaldi, Gray for us. 

[mdmost 42775]

The sweep was pretty damn key given the next 3 series are against the best team in the AL, the 2nd best team in the NL, and the team on our ass looking to pounce. Won't catch a break until the Padres and White Sox. 

[Herbie Hancock 7302]

We don't need a break. Bring on the hard shit. We'll find out if we're contenders or pretenders real quick

[Fudbelty 2785]

This Webb guy for the halos isn’t helping us. Gave up B2b bombs to tie the game.

[Fudbelty 2785]

Fuuuuuuck the angels.

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

Just now, Fudbelty said:

Fuuuuuuck the angels.

Time to make Superman the closer too?

[Ghost of LL 15348]

On the upside, the possibility of the Angels trading Ohtani is going up.

[TrashMaster G 17379]

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

On the upside, the possibility of the Angels trading Ohtani is going up.

That would a very expensive rental.

[fellside 1076]

13 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

On the upside, the possibility of the Angels trading Ohtani is going up.

I feel like the best case scenario was him leaving in the offseason and the Angels getting nothing for him. 

[Ghost of LL 15348]

35 minutes ago, fellside said:

I feel like the best case scenario was him leaving in the offseason and the Angels getting nothing for him. 

And that's what Moreno has said he wants to have happen.  But as a playoff spot becomes less and less likely, one wonders how long that façade will hold.

[Guest]

23 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Series against the Rays should be interesting. Dunning, Eovaldi, Gray for us. 

Haven’t been this excited for 3 upcoming series in a long time. Would be ecstatic with 3 2-1 wins.  I like going 2-1 against the Rays with those guys on the mound. I don’t care if we lose the Dodgers series if we win the Rays and Stros.  The pitching matchups and Dodgers recent heat suggests these two more important AL series are more winnable. 

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

And that's what Moreno has said he wants to have happen.  But as a playoff spot becomes less and less likely, one wonders how long that façade will hold.

I’m more interested in him getting the fuck out of the division that getting him for the little Rangers. That guy is destined to end up a Dodger or Yankee, hopefully the former, via whatever idiot team rents him for one late summer / fall. 

[Trey3216 15325]

I’d think about the rangers getting him and then offering him a 3 year $210mm contract.  Give him the opportunity for another absurd contract and overpay him for what we hope is an honest window.  

[SameSame 1691]

Man there's a big difference between when Jonah and Mitch is back there.

[ztejas 43244]

This feels like a schedule loss. 

[TxTower 649]

They have more Lowes

[ztejas 43244]

Top of the order just getting mowed down. 

[DigDug 1649]

Ballys on the suck train

[ztejas 43244]

ZEKE

[AbeFroman 2107]

Hey hey

[beer 3215]

All is not lost

[mdmost 42775]

That was close. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

This feels like a schedule loss. 

 

30 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Top of the order just getting mowed down. 

[AbeFroman 2107]

Oh lordy here comes Jose

[mdmost 42775]

[ztejas 43244]

Is Smith not available tonight?

[ztejas 43244]

Textbook foul ball play there by that fan. 

[mdmost 42775]

Well F me, I suppose. 

[ztejas 43244]

Grossman is the best player on the team. 

[AbeFroman 2107]

Attababy stinky, nice stroke

[beer 3215]

Sounds like an insult.  You're a fucking poche.

[beer 3215]

Damn near got him in the poche