Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[beer 3,220]

Interdasting 

Well I'll be

[mdmost 43,056]

Wow!

[Herbie Hancock 7,376]

That's how you baseball. All you bleeding vaginas can suck it

[ztejas 43,546]

Well well well.

[Native Horn 3,516]

Chapman time?

[Native Horn 3,516]

Guess not!

[Herbie Hancock 7,376]

Considering they showed the bullpen and he ain't the one up, and today would make 3 games in a row I'm gonna go ahead and say no. Maybe watch more and post less.

[Dr Fear 1,268]

Straw is one of the worst everyday hitters in MLB, a walk there would be tough to swallow.

[beer 3,220]

Seriously how can they fuck up video?

[AbeFroman 2,207]

horseshit

[Herbie Hancock 7,376]

Knew that was coming. MLB ain't ending a game like that

[Fudbelty 2,790]

Needed that sweep.

[TrashMaster G 17,627]

Fuck New York!

[mdmost 43,056]

Nice sweep and a great start to the 2nd half. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,376]

[ztejas 43,546]

Stealing games always more fun than blowing them. 

[AbeFroman 2,207]

HWC

[Had Enough 2,088]

Maybe a season momentum building series.

[Gucci_Suit 2,660]

Series against the Rays should be interesting. Dunning, Eovaldi, Gray for us. 

[mdmost 43,056]

The sweep was pretty damn key given the next 3 series are against the best team in the AL, the 2nd best team in the NL, and the team on our ass looking to pounce. Won't catch a break until the Padres and White Sox. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,376]

We don't need a break. Bring on the hard shit. We'll find out if we're contenders or pretenders real quick

[Fudbelty 2,790]

This Webb guy for the halos isn’t helping us. Gave up B2b bombs to tie the game.

[Fudbelty 2,790]

Fuuuuuuck the angels.

[Pato del Muerto 52,616]

Just now, Fudbelty said:

Fuuuuuuck the angels.

Time to make Superman the closer too?

[Ghost of LL 15,544]

On the upside, the possibility of the Angels trading Ohtani is going up.

[TrashMaster G 17,627]

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

On the upside, the possibility of the Angels trading Ohtani is going up.

That would a very expensive rental.

[fellside 1,114]

13 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

On the upside, the possibility of the Angels trading Ohtani is going up.

I feel like the best case scenario was him leaving in the offseason and the Angels getting nothing for him. 

[Ghost of LL 15,544]

35 minutes ago, fellside said:

I feel like the best case scenario was him leaving in the offseason and the Angels getting nothing for him. 

And that's what Moreno has said he wants to have happen.  But as a playoff spot becomes less and less likely, one wonders how long that façade will hold.

[Guest]

23 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Series against the Rays should be interesting. Dunning, Eovaldi, Gray for us. 

Haven’t been this excited for 3 upcoming series in a long time. Would be ecstatic with 3 2-1 wins.  I like going 2-1 against the Rays with those guys on the mound. I don’t care if we lose the Dodgers series if we win the Rays and Stros.  The pitching matchups and Dodgers recent heat suggests these two more important AL series are more winnable. 

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

And that's what Moreno has said he wants to have happen.  But as a playoff spot becomes less and less likely, one wonders how long that façade will hold.

I’m more interested in him getting the fuck out of the division that getting him for the little Rangers. That guy is destined to end up a Dodger or Yankee, hopefully the former, via whatever idiot team rents him for one late summer / fall. 

[Trey3216 15,373]

I’d think about the rangers getting him and then offering him a 3 year $210mm contract.  Give him the opportunity for another absurd contract and overpay him for what we hope is an honest window.  

[SameSame 1,705]

Man there's a big difference between when Jonah and Mitch is back there.

[ztejas 43,546]

This feels like a schedule loss. 

[TxTower 652]

They have more Lowes

[ztejas 43,546]

Top of the order just getting mowed down. 

[DigDug 1,672]

Ballys on the suck train

[ztejas 43,546]

ZEKE

[AbeFroman 2,207]

Hey hey

[beer 3,220]

All is not lost

[mdmost 43,056]

That was close. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

This feels like a schedule loss. 

 

30 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Top of the order just getting mowed down. 

[AbeFroman 2,207]

Oh lordy here comes Jose

[mdmost 43,056]

[ztejas 43,546]

Is Smith not available tonight?

[ztejas 43,546]

Textbook foul ball play there by that fan. 

[mdmost 43,056]

Well F me, I suppose. 

[ztejas 43,546]

Grossman is the best player on the team. 

[AbeFroman 2,207]

Attababy stinky, nice stroke

[beer 3,220]

Sounds like an insult.  You're a fucking poche.

[beer 3,220]

Damn near got him in the poche