Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[Ignatius 4000]

26 minutes ago, beer said:

When I was a kid we got a special Dr.Pepper "kid's season tickets"..a sheet of 10 tickets for something like $5. Of course a parent then had to buy one for each game too. 

Jim Sundberg’’s Junior Rangers….

[gofuckyourself 8121]

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Degrom won’t be back until late next season. 

Yep. Forgot deGrom is probably out until August 2024.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Another smooth one administered in San Diego. Maybe hitting is also on the shopping list. 

This too. They need Seager back but scoreless with 14 strikeouts felt like Rangers of recent years past.

[futureman 22414]

could be another today

[Radical Larry 28528]

No Jordan Hicks. Heading to Toronto.

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

How much of a pay raise did max get playing 82 home games in Texas next season instead of NY?  A few million?

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

[Radical Larry 28528]

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

Going to go ahead and take that as a terrible sign for eovaldi 

Edited July 30, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[Dr Fear 1265]

[Dr Fear 1265]

[beer 3215]

17 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Jim Sundberg’’s Junior Rangers….

OMG yes. 

[beer 3215]

And why isn't this UPS stadium? They really missed a marketing opportunity here. 

[gsoda3 3234]

i know about montgomery, who is chris stratton?

[Dr Fear 1265]

At a kid pool party, this like 8 year old starts talking to me about the Rangers, says his favorite player is Garcia, and says "I even got my chain" and pulls out a fake gold chain.

[BigDHornfan 6533]

We can’t hit shit

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

Our shitty bullpen is well rested!

[TexasGary 833]

36 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

 

These are both UFA's at the end of the season.

[beer 3215]

Sweet

[gsoda3 3234]

top of this inning the ump expanded the k zone and called 3 strikes on us that were completely outside the box.  bottom of the inning now and two pitches fully inside the box aren't strikes.

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Fuck you Huff

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Hey Aledo found the strike zone

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

There we go. Now do it again

[DougO 5239]

The return of LePew. His last few games must have been a fluke.

[TexasGary 833]

Well that was fast.

[BigDHornfan 6533]

well god damn

 

he just hit the bull.

[beer 3215]

And HBP. Dude not having a good afternoon 

[Scary Stranger 1712]

top of this inning the ump expanded the k zone and called 3 strikes on us that were completely outside the box.  bottom of the inning now and two pitches fully inside the box aren't strikes.

We’ve been getting fucked regularly for a while now. I am ready for our robot umpire overlords.

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

There we go Marcus

[beer 3215]

Fix 8s in, fucking umps

[TexasGary 833]

The last home run that the Rangers hit was the Garcia grand slam in the 5th against the Astros.  Since that home run in the 5th inning they have scored a total of 4 runs.

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

This is fucking swell. 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Grossman you stupid fuck

[DigDug 1649]

Jesus dude

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Here we go it's El Bombi time

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Get fucking big, Adolis. 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Quit that shit Josh

[futureman 22414]

this team sucks

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Mother fucker. 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Goddamn swinging at everything like a fucking lumberjack

[Get ln My Van 927]

Yep blow it up

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

Nobody will give bombi anything if jung keeps swinging at anything near his feet. 

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

Jung might be suffering from that rookie wall, but that doesn’t mean he can’t get it back. 

Need Seager and I know we’ll get him back, but I’d argue Heim might be the season MVP and the most important offense/defense dude we need. 

Eovaldi has me very worried, but the wheels are STAYING ON DAMMIT!

[ztejas 43262]

Our team at this point. 

 

 

[futureman 22414]

32 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Jung might be suffering from that rookie wall, but that doesn’t mean he can’t get it back. 

Need Seager and I know we’ll get him back, but I’d argue Heim might be the season MVP and the most important offense/defense dude we need. 

Eovaldi has me very worried, but the wheels are STAYING ON DAMMIT!

Heim is done.

[Don Johnson 4745]

 

[ztejas 43262]

5 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

 

I hear we're also involved in trade talks for Pedro Martinez and Tom Glavine.

[gsoda3 3234]

i'd take pedro for an inning.  i don't care if he maxes out in the high 70s.  he knew how to pitch.

[DougO 5239]

Bartolo coming out of retirement to join the Rangers?

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

Heim is done.

Well, I mean I think that’s likely, but do you have any reports on that? 

[futureman 22414]

9 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Well, I mean I think that’s likely, but do you have any reports on that? 

just my knowledge of physiology.