Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[Herbie Hancock 7376]

I like Texas

[mdmost 43056]

Nice shutout. 

[Pato del Muerto 52617]

1:58 game time. 

[DougO 5256]

Hello, win column. So nice to see you again.

[Sgt Hulk 13846]

Letaggggooo

[David Dennison 18951]

I think one of you dropped this is another thread.

11 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m here to jinx the no no.  Fuk the stros.  Go rangers 

 

[Sgt Hulk 13846]

🤣🤣🤣. The live chicken didn’t get here in time 

[BigDHornfan 6553]

No hitter didn’t do shit for those fucks.
Still up on em.
Fuck Houston.
So hard.

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

Bubba down for Hedges, little Josh gets to play. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

Ha, scratch that ^. Corey is back, they faked another injury to Brad. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

This one’s a lot cooler. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

Well, that was messy but a zero. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

Fucking BOOM!! 

[cactusflinthead 27606]

Welcome back Mr. Seager

[DougO 5256]

Corey seems like he's back.

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

He’s a fucking machine. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

Can the White Sox get a mulligan for not trading Cease? 

[beer 3220]

This is feeling nice

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

Need to get up big & sit our studs, we play early tomorrow. 

[Wally Pryor 5263]

So good to see quality, patient ABs. Taking the ball where it's pitched.

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

Yoan can’t count to 3. 

[Herbie Hancock 7376]

Jank likes pizza!

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

Jank for Heisman. 

[ztejas 43546]

Whip that fucking ass. Keep it up.

Just needed Corey Jesus back.

Also shout out @Porterhouse go fuck yourself you stupid fuck. 

[Wally Pryor 5263]

Not going to be an hour and 58 tonight. 

Edited August 3, 2023 by Wally Pryor

[beer 3220]

Awww one more inning.

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

Strong outing, Dylan. 

Could see a position player in bot 8. 

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Whip that fucking ass. Keep it up.

Just needed Corey Jesus back.

Also shout out @Porterhouse go fuck yourself you stupid fuck. 

It is simply amazing what he does most nights in the lineup. He crushes doubles in the gap on the reg. Glad you can watch the game without having a fit. Pony Up

[DougO 5256]

Cease and desisted.

[beer 3220]

2 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

It is simply amazing what he does most nights in the lineup. He crushes doubles in the gap on the reg. Glad you can watch the game without having a fit. Pony Up

When I read that ...All I could see was this

 

Edited August 3, 2023 by beer

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

That a kid, Dane. 

[Wally Pryor 5263]

Win tonight.

From there, have to get 6 of the next 7. Sox are shit and then a pedestrian Miami team (at home) over the weekend and then garbage for 3 in Oakland. Throw in one loss, somewhere over that 7.

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

Sam having a game too. 

[Herbie Hancock 7376]

Josh skrong

[BigDHornfan 6553]

Still leading Houston.
Fuck them. Hard.

[Herbie Hancock 7376]

Have a game Marcus

[Wally Pryor 5263]

53 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Win tonight.

From there, have to get 6 of the next 7. Sox are shit and then a pedestrian Miami team (at home) over the weekend and then garbage for 3 in Oakland. Throw in one loss, somewhere over that 7.

 

Houston's next 7:  4 at NYY, 3 at Baltimore.

Make a little hay.

[AbeFroman 2207]

Paying dividends

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Need to get up big & sit our studs, we play early tomorrow. 

Love when a plan comes together. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

Damn, sucks for Dane. 

[DougO 5256]

Dane seems like he wants to stay in the rotation. Nice game.

[Wally Pryor 5263]

One run allowed over the last 17 innings. (Yes, 1/3 of that with a newbie.)  Doesn't matter if it's a garbage opponent.

Bochy said on Monday that he hoped the new acquisitions would generate better performances from the existing staff as they vie to stay in the rotation.

So far, so good.

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

And now Max dominates tomorrow. 

[Zepol87 9195]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Need to get up big & sit our studs, we play early tomorrow. 

Beautiful

[DougO 5256]

Cole Ragans threw six scoreless innings to get the win for KC tonight. I hope that's not one that comes back to bite the Rangers.

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

It won’t. We need Aroldis WAY more. 

[futureman 22553]

On 8/1/2023 at 5:33 PM, DougO said:

Austin Hedges here to save the day...championship.

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16033]

And the flip side... 

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This season, Hedges is hitting .180/.237/.230 with one home run. Among catchers with at least 150 plate appearances, Hedges’ 28 wRC+ ranks last. 

Sounds like he’s not getting his first start ‘til Saturday. 

[ztejas 43546]

3 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Love when a plan comes together. 

Guide us, oh chieftain.

 

[Trey3216 15373]

Grabbed some tix for today on SeatGeek to take the wife and daughters (age 3 & 2 you sick fucks) for one more fun thing before school starts.   Should be fun!