Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Let’s dance. 

[Fudbelty 2785]

Forgot about the eye thing. Reminds me of this idiot.(who has a drug problem )

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

2 on, we lost the trade. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Well, this ain’t ideal. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Jesus shit, find it. 

[Native Horn 3487]

I'm getting Mad, Max.

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Mad Max. More like Bad Max

[ztejas 43262]

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Mother fucker. All 3 hits have been weak, but the two walks count too. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

36 pitches, ouch. 

[C-Man 27041]

Inauspicious start to say the least. Needed 37 pitches to get out of the first.

[Wally Pryor 5244]

And a 7-pitch inning for ChiSox.

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

That was rather weak. Not sure Scherzer even had time to take a piss

[gsoda3 3236]

if max got that strike zone that toussaint just got the white sox have zero runs.

[DougO 5239]

9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Inauspicious start to say the least. Needed 37 pitches to get out of the first.

He's assimilating quickly into the classic role of a Rangers pitcher.

[gsoda3 3236]

lol 6 hits.  an infield hit and the rest soft bloops or seeing eye grounders.  

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Excellent AB Mitchell. Way to be aggressive

Little Josh!

[BigDHornfan 6535]

Beasley needs to stop holding fuckers at 3rd

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Especially with 2 outs, fast Jank, & Leody up. 

[gsoda3 3236]

2 outs and #9 coming up you gotta go.

[DougO 5239]

It would have been close with a good throw, which means the Rangers likely would have suffered another shitty call at home. So I'm not going to question it too hard. Leody should have made it a non-issue.

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

At best, Leody is going to succeed 30% of the time there. It would have been more than 30% at home, Tony fucked that up. 

[ztejas 43262]

I haven't sports bet in awhile but we were like -300 today which seemed fucking absurd. Definitely would have thrown a dime on the Sox if I was a bettor. 

(Not saying the game is over - we can bring this back)

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Alright top, handle this shit. 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Much better Max

[Wally Pryor 5244]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I haven't sports bet in awhile but we were like -300 today which seemed fucking absurd. Definitely would have thrown a dime on the Sox if I was a bettor. 

(Not saying the game is over - we can bring this back)

Opened at -225 which is a very big # to begin with. Closed at -310 which is extremely rare for an MLB game. Extremely. 

Yes, terrible coaching by Beasley. Gotta be more situationally aware. Guessing Bochy tell him as such.

[Native Horn 3487]

Scherzer finally with a ho-hum inning.  Keep it up!

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

That a kid, Adolis. 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Let's go it's el bombi time

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Mitch, bitches. 

[C-Man 27041]

Crushed

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Mitchslap!

[Native Horn 3487]

0-0.  Let's get the lead.

[AbeFroman 2110]

Get Some!!!

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Marcus, bitches. 

[BigDHornfan 6535]

Boom!

 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Boomfuckinstick!

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

We’re facing a good lefty tomorrow, so we can’t really sit Leody for Jank, but he fucking needs a day off. 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

I'm willing to let you take a couple hacks in place of Leody. Dude looks fuckin lost

[ztejas 43262]

28 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Opened at -225 which is a very big # to begin with. Closed at -310 which is extremely rare for an MLB game. Extremely. 

Yes, terrible coaching by Beasley. Gotta be more situationally aware. Guessing Bochy tell him as such.

And we're winning. Vegas strikes again.

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Interesting, Max is letting Mitch handle PitchComm now. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

We’ll take that outing after the goofy 1st. 

Now let’s keep swinging. 

[gsoda3 3236]

QS

4 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Interesting, Max is letting Mitch handle PitchComm now. 

max asserting his dominance.  *shakes* *shakes* *shakes* *shakes* 

[ztejas 43262]

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

We’ll take that outing after the goofy 1st. 

Now let’s keep swinging. 

Told y'all mfers to relax. New park/team jitters are common. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Fuck it, play Adolis in CF tomorrow. 

[Dr Fear 1265]

Quality start, that will get it done with this offense most days.

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

Leody 1-11 at the plate in this series. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Shit, that was a sick play. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15824]

Josh couldn’t pull the Yoan on Yoan. 

[DougO 5239]

I'm gonna have to leave and miss the 9th. Might be a good thing for the Rangers, but I'm nervous.