Hungry and thinking about popping the question?

[Deej 76981]

Propose at a Cracker Barrel and win free food for a year. 

https://www.kxan.com/news/getting-engaged-you-could-win-free-cracker-barrel-for-a-year/

[cmontexas 3283]

Does she have to say yes?

[Deej 76981]

If you're taking her to a Cracker Barrel, chances are her standards are pretty low and she will say yes. 

[YGIFS 19453]

So it'll literally be 'A Shotgun Wedding'?  

I can only assume the reception will be somewhere classier though, like a Golden Corral?  

[Brisketexan 105464]

If you aren't proposing at Waffle House, you aren't doing it right.

[Kennythetiger 9483]

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

If you aren't proposing at Waffle House, you aren't doing it right.

Wait till The Boy pops the question at a Popeye’s. 

[Deej 76981]

17 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Wait till The Boy pops the question at a Popeye’s. 

Popeye's employees:

[DigglerontheHoof 21261]

At Arby's...to remind her who really has the meat. 

[MissingInAction 25216]

17 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Wait till The Boy pops the question at a Popeye’s. 

I'm a regular at the Popeyes on Cameron. It's quiet, customers say sir and mam when ordering, and no one complains about shit.

I get the feeling hands have been thrown there and word got around.

[tx 3 putt 77596]

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm a regular at the Popeyes on Cameron. It's quiet, customers say sir and mam when ordering, and no one complains about shit.

I get the feeling hands have been thrown there and word got around.

awhile back I ordered a sandwich on the app. Long line in the drive thru so I went inside. The manager was a legit 9. Maybe she was 20, tall and slender, absolutely stunning 

she gave me free fries

Edited February 7, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[Rimbo 26165]

On 2/6/2023 at 9:23 AM, Brisketexan said:

If you aren't proposing at Waffle House, you aren't doing it right.

Was that the Waffle House in Midland or Odessa?

[Nicole44 22079]

I wish HEB would do this. Free groceries for the year...

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Was that the Waffle House in Midland or Odessa?

[tx 3 putt 77596]

Cracker Barrel breakfast isn't bad, the lunch / dinner is horrible 

[SHOOTER12 8836]

Yeah, go ahead and propose. You'll be paying for those free Cracker Barrel meals x100 for the rest of your life. 

[Deej 76981]

The correct nomenclature is "Caucasian Barrel."

[ScottS 1076]

6 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Was that the Waffle House in Midland or Odessa?

 

[Wally Fairway 5593]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Cracker Barrel breakfast isn't bad, the lunch / dinner is horrible 

That my good man is 100% on point, but also you can order breakfast all day/night

[Rimbo 26165]

2 hours ago, ScottS said:

 

Have you ever been to Amarillo?

[futureman 22559]

On 2/7/2023 at 1:15 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Cracker Barrel breakfast isn't bad, the lunch / dinner is horrible 

breakfast lunch and dinner are all delicious. 

[smuggs 9353]

16 minutes ago, futureman said:

breakfast lunch and dinner are all delicious. 

 

 

[YGIFS 19453]

Breakfast is good at Cracker Barrel, no doubt.  Trouble is two-fold:  Cracker Barrels are usually too far from where normal people live to make it worth the effort.  It's good, but it ain't get on IH-35 and drive past San Marcos or Round Rock to eat at it good.  And second:  The kinda people that really love Cracker Barrel can usually be found at a Cracker Barrel.  

[Pig Bellmont 8742]

Quote

This Valentine’s Day, Cracker Barrel Old Country Store® will award five lucky couples who “pop the question” at any Cracker Barrel location nationwide with FREE Cracker Barrel for a year. From Feb. 10-16, couples who post their proposal video at Cracker Barrel and include a caption on why they decided to propose at the iconic restaurant will be entered for a chance to win

Five couples proposing at a Cracker Barrel from just Feb 10-16 seems… optimistic. Have five couples proposed at Cracker Barrel ever?

[TornACL 7732]

I went to Cracker Barrel for breakfast once.

Once.

Those pancakes are fucking bullshit. The pancakes in the McD Big Breakfast are better than those atrocities.

 

[YGIFS 19453]

13 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Five couples proposing at a Cracker Barrel from just Feb 10-16 seems… optimistic. Have five couples proposed at Cracker Barrel ever?

Do you even 'Murica, bro?  

[BigHorn'13 3387]

22 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Breakfast is good at Cracker Barrel, no doubt.  Trouble is two-fold:  Cracker Barrels are usually too far from where normal people live to make it worth the effort.  It's good, but it ain't get on IH-35 and drive past San Marcos or Round Rock to eat at it good.  And second:  The kinda people that really love Cracker Barrel can usually be found at a Cracker Barrel.  

Technically threefold, and first problem for me-- aggy establishment. 

But also as you alluded to, if you're already in a city, wayyy too many better options. If you're in SA, I highly recommend Snooze AM. Food is fantastic and it has a full service bar. 

[RDCanecutter 26480]

On 2/7/2023 at 1:03 PM, tx 3 putt said:

awhile back I ordered a sandwich on the app. Long line in the drive thru so I went inside. The manager was a legit 9. Maybe she was 20, tall and slender, absolutely stunning 

she gave me free fries

And yet, you failed to propose.

[Dnaguy 12126]

On 2/8/2023 at 3:06 PM, YGIFS said:

Breakfast is good at Cracker Barrel, no doubt.  Trouble is two-fold:  Cracker Barrels are usually too far from where normal people live to make it worth the effort.  It's good, but it ain't get on IH-35 and drive past San Marcos or Round Rock to eat at it good.  And second:  The kinda people that really love Cracker Barrel can usually be found at a Cracker Barrel.  

The Cracker Barrel in SA is  located on / just past Rittamin on 35 before you get to Eisenhauer.

So I guess that’s where normal White trash folks like myself work.

work … live…..

[YGIFS 19453]

Nobody mentioned San Antonio.  Nobody mentioned White Trash.  The two that I live closest two are far.  And the people that go there frighten me based on their backwards-ass value sets.  When people talk about restaurants near them, they tend to mean...you know...the restaurants near them.  I'm sure there are fine iHops on both sides.