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11 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

He’s great. Keep making fun of the clowns in their Senator Fetterman. Amazing how they can get a resolution put through so fast on a dress code, but can’t get anything of importance done.

In their what?

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"What happens between a Senator and their Embryos is their business.  No concern of the rest of the Senate!" 

-Uh, Senator Feinstein, we're talking about John Fetterman.  He and his Umbros, not Embryos...ma'am.

"Who are you people?!?!?  Then why does their logo look like a sideways vagina?"  

 

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I've definitely noticed far fewer couch medical experts on this thread detailing the unlikelihood of a stroke victim recovering to a degree befitting the responsibilities of a United States Senator. Odd.

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I've definitely noticed far fewer couch medical experts on this thread detailing the unlikelihood of a stroke victim recovering to a degree befitting the responsibilities of a United States Senator. Odd.

Yep. Came to this thread while watching his interview on Colbert. Fucking hypocritical shitstains will never admit they’re wrong.
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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:


 

Sad that he’s playing the political game that well established products shouldn’t be allowed to use the term, milk, because the dairy industry isn’t as popular these days and requires legal protection.

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2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Sad that he’s playing the political game that well established products shouldn’t be allowed to use the term, milk, because the dairy industry isn’t as popular these days and requires legal protection.

So I can look forward to almond juice?

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On 10/5/2023 at 8:23 PM, aggie08 said:

I've definitely noticed far fewer couch medical experts on this thread detailing the unlikelihood of a stroke victim recovering to a degree befitting the responsibilities of a United States Senator. Odd.

Mea culpa.  He's turning into one of my favorite Senators.  His recovery has been much better than I ever expected based on personal experience with someone that went through aphasia.

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Eh, not to get into a big uproar over what constitutes "milk", but the 2nd definition in Merriam-Webster seems to counter Fetterman's proposal:

a liquid resembling milk in appearance: such as
a
: the latex of a plant
b
: the contents of an unripe kernel of grain
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Two things:  1) Fetterman's right regarding Menendez  2) he's come a long way since his stroke 3) fuck those who said he should resign etc .... 4) of course there's already a tweet in response that says "oh they definitely swapped out the original Fetterman."  5) OU sucks
 


 

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On 11/3/2023 at 6:59 AM, Biff Tannen said:

So I can look forward to almond juice?

"Can you put some nut juice in my coffee?  Make it frothy."

Perhaps there should be a law that states cows' milk should be called "bodily fluids" since we are being all precise and shit. 

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calnaughton, "I like to picture Jesus in like a tuxedo hoodie.  'Cause like it says 'I wanna be formal, but I'm also here to party'!"  

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4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Ribeyes and Motorhead.  Sign me the fuck up.

He seems to have recovered pretty damn well. 

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He went to MAL a couple weeks ago to kiss the ring so the writing was on the wall. Seems like everyone is just getting in line. Why is it so different now than 2016 when we seemed to have a resistance to this shit?

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3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He went to MAL a couple weeks ago to kiss the ring so the writing was on the wall. Seems like everyone is just getting in line. Why is it so different now than 2016 when we seemed to have a resistance to this shit?

Why would he do this?  He hated everything maga. 

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why would he do this?  He hated everything maga. 

I’ve been having this conversation with friends for weeks. I don’t get it but people seem to be jumping ship this time around. It’s actually pretty scary. 

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I’ve been having this conversation with friends for weeks. I don’t get it but people seem to be jumping ship this time around. It’s actually pretty scary. 

Because we are a nation of cowards. They see the choice as “join the fascists, or risk the fascists coming after you.” It’s amazing how easily self-interest and power cause people to say “cool, I’m team fascism now.” It’s beyond easy. The dominoes aren’t even falling, they’re all laying down willingly.
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4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why would he do this?  He hated everything maga. 

Because politician.

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8 hours ago, DaysOff said:

The Adam Sandler wardrobe has really run its course if he's fully recovered. Just a performance clown now.

I know a handful of guys from Pittsburgh and they do their best to wear tshirt and shorts 365. But even the ones I know wouldn’t wear shorts in 20 degree weather like fetterman does. They would break out sweat pants and maybe jeans. Fetterman is just a weird guy and his clothes are one of the signs 

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8 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Smart move. Now his "obvious cognitive decline and vegetative state" will be magically cured.

In the land of broken brains, the stroke victim is king?

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12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why would he do this?  He hated everything maga. 

They all hate everything from the other side...until they don't. That's the gag. Full Stop. That little R and D mean absolutely nothing more than we've all been fucked for awhile now. 2 parties isn't real options. Its the illusion and we've all bought our tickets to the show.

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1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Not happening. Just wishcasting from the right 

This would track far more than one of the more left leaning senators jumping ship to join the fascists. 



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