Fast X

[wildcat09 29355]

 

[0xdeadbeef 1651]

Oh god, please make it stop.

 

 

We are well into Scorcher territory at this point.

[South Austin 52519]

Whew, thank God.  I thought this was about a Fast Times at Ridgemont High reboot.

[aggie08 21505]

Fuck it. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I'm in*.

 

*in being a relative term roughly translated to "I'll turn it on whenever it comes to HBO as background noise while I scroll through my phone"

[Pig Bellmont 8719]

The depressing thing is that it will probably make a shit ton of money. 

[mdmost 43004]

This is really going to test the resolve of all the incels who love these movies but hate Brie Larson. 

[YChang 3453]

Will a key plot line in this... be all about the family? 

[UT_OB1 2224]

I feel like I just watched most of the movie

[Parliament 14260]

Kill me now.

[Chips O'Toole 1325]

I'm in. These movies are idiotic and fun and constantly trying to eclipse the prior movies with the impossibly spectacular set pieces. The characters keep getting more invincible each installment to the point where they are basically Avengers without costumes now.  

I didn't care for the first 3 of these movies, I think they started hitting their stride about movie 4 or 5 when they figured out nobody cares about continuity or keeping things believable, just getting these shallow characters in the most preposterously exciting predicaments with vehicles flipping and exploding all around with Tyrese and Ludacris saying wacky things. 

[AUS-97HORN 11809]

1 hour ago, Chips O'Toole said:

The characters keep getting more invincible each installment 

GETTING invincible?

 

They straight up killed 2 main characters in the various movies, and then brought them back in other installments. 

[Deej 76830]

Well, except for Paul Walker.

[GoPokes83 2240]

I saw the first one. What’s happened since then?

[Hermanator 7110]

14 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

I saw the first one. What’s happened since then?

[aggie08 21505]

29 minutes ago, Deej said:

Well, except for Paul Walker.

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

On 2/10/2023 at 4:44 PM, UT_OB1 said:

I feel like I just watched most of the movie

If you watched any of the previous 9, then you've already seen this one too.

They say there are only 7 stories in the history of mankind. The Fast saga posits, what if there was just one?