Another balloon object shot down over Alaska

[Hawndoh 2409]

If the Utah national parks are anything like the Grand Canyon there are already thousands of Chinese in them at all times. 

Perhaps they're all sleeper agents just waiting for their orders from balloon command to strike.

Then their selfie sticks will turn out to be guns and it will all go down.

[YGIFS 19456]

I mean, you're not that far off of the original plot of "Red Dawn."  I would invest in your next motion picture project.