Do NOT write negative reviews about German ballet directors

[smwhorn 483]

Or you will get dachshund poop smeared on your face.

Just sayin'

https://www.cnn.com/style/article/ballet-director-dog-feces-critic-intl-scli/index.html

[Matuka 1315]

Nazi play on words in 3..2..1..

[RDCanecutter 26473]

"Mom, were you ever in a German dachshund scheisse video?"

[Pato del Muerto 52602]

10 minutes ago, Matuka said:

Nazi play on words in 3..2..1..

So you do see it coming?

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

14 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

"Mom, were you ever in a German dachshund scheisse video?"

 Weinerdogshitzel.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

She's German, are we sure she didn't enjoy it?

[ztejas 43537]

Funnily enough there's a German word describing this exact situation. 

It's of course too long to properly spell or even fit within a post here - but it's a real word. 

[Steel Shank 9432]

So this was done with wiener shit?

[bernorange 8365]

[bolverk 29723]

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Funnily enough there's a German word describing this exact situation. 

It's of course too long to properly spell or even fit within a post here - but it's a real word. 

Dachshundschmierenscheissegesicht?

[Dnaguy 12069]

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Ordinarily I’d say someone like this never should have been accepted into ballet director school but……..

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[Vito Andolini 9132]

Derailing the jokes to comment on the actual action, the words “heat of the moment”: and “impulsive” are used, which is complete bull dog shit. The guy has a bag of dachshund scheisse on his person during the intermission of a major ballet performance, so it’s not an unplanned act. Granted, I don’t know what this sentence from the article means: He said that his dachshund left feces in his dog bag, which he then used to attack Hüster. The dog knows to shit in a bag? Whatever, he’s not going to be dealing with his dog’s shit in the intermission. Completely planned, and he needs to be fired, not suspended. Or, as noted above, weird shit happens there, and he’s celebrated: “Forget it Jakob, it’s Germany.”

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1693]

It’s twoo!! It’s twoo!!!

[Shoxthemonkey 1983]

Interesting to me that he used a small German breed to harvest turds. Imagine a German Shepard instead.

[bernorange 8365]

12 hours ago, bolverk said:

Dachshundschmierenscheissegesicht?

[Fudge Nuggets 19224]

On 2/15/2023 at 9:07 AM, Shoxthemonkey said:

Interesting to me that he used a small German breed to harvest turds. Imagine a German Shepard instead.

Rottweiler would be better.