Too Beaucoup

[gofuckyourself 8230]

A concerning increase in societal penis size, or... if your country's penis size grows for 30 years, consult your doctor.

"Researchers discovered that the average penis size had grown a staggering 24% over nearly three decades."

From the esteemed journalists at the New York Post:

https://nypost.com/2023/02/16/average-penis-length-has-grown-doctors-call-it-concerning/

 

[Underdog 28627]

[Nivek 16928]

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I guess we found out what happened to her.

[dcbc 14482]

Our country's penis?  Florida?

Edited February 17, 2023 by dcbc

[Guadaloopy 10968]

This being Surly, I’m surprised no one’s taking credit yet for skewing the average so high.

[Nivek 16928]

I mean didn't we recently see an article that basically pointed out shrinkage being associated with some of the non-stick coatings which was particularly pronounced near one of the manufacturers?

 

[deadshank 24652]

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

Our country's penis?  Florida?

 

[dcbc 14482]

6 minutes ago, deadshank said:

 

Another tale of you are what you eat.

[SurlyBDR 22783]

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['stache 21815]

It's about time we adopted the Randy Marsh TMI system for measurement. Everyone is now "Nice."

[smuggs 9353]

18 hours ago, deadshank said:

 

 

 

[GoPokes83 2240]

I was born too soon

[atomheartbevo 89660]

21 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

I was born too soon

Don't worry too much, even if you have a tiny 5- or 6-inch dick, there's plenty of people who will overlook that.

[beer 3220]