4 Loko 2: Monster Boogaloo

[MissingInAction 25164]

https://www.findmeabrewery.com/monster-the-beast-unleashed/

What could go wrong?

[Pato del Muerto 52555]

@THUJONE

[ztejas 43526]

6%? Are they marketing it to sorority girls?

[MissingInAction 25164]

Yea its half the ABV of OG 4loko, but that energy drink factor is what turns things sideways.

[ztejas 43526]

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Yea its half the ABV of OG 4loko, but that energy drink factor is what turns things sideways.

There's no way they put alcohol in regular monster. I'm assuming it's toned down to a significant degree or uncaffineated. 

[Clintonaldo 2576]

This is how I lose my family. 

[NorthLoop 14222]

I'm gonna sit this one out.

[BearMace 2206]

Nothing will ever match the synergistic voodoo that was OG 4Loko. You could consume everything that was in a 4Loko separately all at once and never be as fucked up as you were on a 4Loko. Some true black magic shit.  

[Pescado_Rojo 19427]

Just what I need, an alcoholic laxative. 

[hookemATL 11825]

13 hours ago, BearMace said:

Nothing will ever match the synergistic voodoo that was OG 4Loko. You could consume everything that was in a 4Loko separately all at once and never be as fucked up as you were on a 4Loko. Some true black magic shit.  

Once they finally get around to building a proper monument to OG 4Loko on the National Mall, this quote should be carved into the plinth.

[Covri 6252]

Settle down, nothing to see here, shits just another hard seltzer without caffeine

 

['stache 21828]

People are going to get alcohol poisoning and black out regularly with this crap, meanwhile the DA in Tulsa is on a rampage to kill the recreational pot question because it's just so dangerous and bad.

[Deej 76883]

Had nothing on this stuff.

 

[SquishMitten 10425]

On 2/16/2023 at 5:29 PM, ztejas said:

There's no way they put alcohol in regular monster. I'm assuming it's toned down to a significant degree or uncaffineated. 

No, it’s stupid. Zero caffeine, sugar, or their energy blend. It’s just like any other hard seltzer

[Longhornstampede 3186]

If the OG 4Loko was released (unleashed) again my prediction would be thousands of TikTok videos with people recreating scenes from Cocaine Bear in their backyards

[Prepuce of Doom 21100]

23 hours ago, Deej said:

Had nothing on this stuff.

 

I see you and raise you. 

 

[Nuge 1979]

On 2/17/2023 at 5:57 PM, Deej said:

Had nothing on this stuff.

 

I was a freshman living at Castilian when the expose came out that tabbed these "liquid crack".

So we immediately when down and bought a case of the big ones.  Had to put them in the freezer and drink them ice cold.  They were nasty.

Had some crazy assed misadventures.  Ah, youth.

[That Guy 959]

 

Just a fantastic thread title. 

[Incredulity 11682]

18 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I see you and raise you. 

 

Or

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Or

I beer bonged a bottle of orange jubilee junior year of high school at a party. That was not a great decision.

[demos 3004]

I see you and raise you.