Salt Life ? No, the Prison Life !

[tx 3 putt 76979]

Douchebag co founder of ‘Salt Life’ shoots his 18 yo gf in the stomach and leaves her to die on the hotel bathroom floor. He was drugged up 
 

plead guilty and got a very light 12 year sentence 

https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/man-arrested-at-local-hospital-in-connection-with-south-florida-murder/77-200ac450-d2ec-4907-9d70-5c227c466745

 

 

Edited February 21, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[fattyflattie 4639]

Rough 57 and 18.  From some fucking stickers and shirts.   Dang. 

[Brisketexan 105151]

It's hard to write a more on-brand "Salt Life story" than that one.  It's a bullseye.

['stache 21816]

This is page 18 news in Florida.

[Mittens 8284]

Damn.  Was really hoping there had been a decision made to incarcerate every tool with one of those decals on their vehicle.

[Bevo 13577]

I love heavy cotton t-shirts with fish on them.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I love heavy cotton t-shirts with fish on them.

Common sticker on aggy vehicles next to former student and “ Saw’em off”

Edited February 21, 2023 by Nueces River Rat

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

I thought he finally got arrested for those fucking white sunglasses.

[TKthunder2 4992]

58 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Wood…have

[TexasHooch 5122]

Jeepers.  Looks like he's been living the Bath Salts Life.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

a very light 12 year sentence 

Understatement of the year.

I hope he enjoys Shower Life.

[JMFP 1120]

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Damn.  Was really hoping there had been a decision made to incarcerate every tool with one of those decals on their vehicle.

At least the ones in landlocked states.

[YGIFS 19450]

He couldn’t take out a few thousand sticker buyers with him?  I guess the punisher dude is up next for failing to deliver on his half of the murder-suicide?  

[BearSchlong 8098]

That poor girl. All she wanted to do was “Live. Laugh. Love.”

Talk about salt in the wounds. . .

[Shoxthemonkey 1981]

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Damn.  Was really hoping there had been a decision made to incarcerate every tool with one of those decals on their vehicle.

That's why the sentence is so light. Anybody with a sticker has to serve a year.

[SimonBolivar 10958]

1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Common sticker on aggy vehicles next to former student and “ Saw’em off”

I think I saw a Yeti sticker on there too

[markstanco 12577]

2 hours ago, Mittens said:

Damn.  Was really hoping there had been a decision made to incarcerate every tool with one of those decals on their vehicle.

I feel the same way.  Somewhere, an imaginary line exists between I-10 and I-20.  If you live North of that line and have salt life stickers you are a douche.  

[Upgrayedd 5812]

Where was the 12 years part?

[royiv 9323]

27 minutes ago, markstanco said:

If you have salt life stickers you are a douche.  

FIFY

[markstanco 12577]

17 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Where was the 12 years part?

Nothing in that article.  But here does: https://people.com/crime/salt-life-founder-pleads-guilty-manslaughter-death-18-year-old-girlfriend/

 

[Pig Bellmont 8719]

I don’t trust anyone over 25 that dates a teenager. 

[Wally Fairway 5550]

3 hours ago, Bevo said:

I love heavy cotton t-shirts with fish on them.

And otherwise naked 18 year olds in them

finished that sentence for you

[Brisketexan 105151]

3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I don’t trust anyone over 25 that dates a teenager. 

[blacklab 11939]

I wonder if that's the same shitbag that showed up on the old site and demanded we take some pictures of him down.

[Brothahorn 10087]

I'd just like to point out that he had his 'fucking' socks on when caught. That no slip grip is a game changer.

[blacklab 11939]

 

 

Shit, wrong company.  People seem to love salt. 

[Brisketexan 105151]

1 minute ago, blacklab said:

Shit, wrong company.  People seem to love salt. 

Dear sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop besmirching the name of my soon-to-be global brand "Surly Old Salts."  As I expect that the overlap between my expected customer base and your user base is nearly 100%, you can surely see how I will be economically harmed, and will be unable to fund my intended lifestyle of being a crusty old dude with a teenage girlfriend.  So, you know, fix it.

[Deej 76800]

It looks like someone shot their salt bae..

[Al Czervik 1229]

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I thought he finally got arrested for those fucking white sunglasses.

Glad I did not hastily replace my ‘Thermonuclear Protection’ back glass spanning sticker with this newer douche edition sticker. 
 

[Chad Fuck 17684]

16 minutes ago, blacklab said:

 

 

Shit, wrong company.  People seem to love salt. 

Thanks for that stroll down memory lane.  

I love it when you get salty with whiners.

[NorthLoop 14209]

27 minutes ago, blacklab said:

I wonder if that's the same shitbag that showed up on the old site and demanded we take some pictures of him down.

Was thinking the same thing. That's when Seth started bringing his gun to the office 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I feel the same way.  Somewhere, an imaginary line exists between I-10 and I-20.  If you live North of that line and have salt life stickers you are a douche.  

If you live anywhere and have that sticker on your vehicle, you are a douche. No exceptions.

[po elvis 2072]

39 minutes ago, blacklab said:

 

 

Shit, wrong company.  People seem to love salt. 

Never heard of the company. Just went to their website. IMO they suck.

[Brisketexan 105151]

15 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

If you live anywhere and have that sticker on your vehicle, you are a douche. No exceptions.

But if you've got THIS one....

you are one COOL motherfucker.  Right?  Guys?  Right?

[Beau Vine 54236]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

I feel the same way.  Somewhere, an imaginary line exists between I-10 and I-20.  If you live North of that line and have salt life stickers you are a douche.  

Correct.  Also if you live South of that line.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

But if you've got THIS one....

you are one COOL motherfucker.  Right?  Guys?  Right?

Nope, only Titty Bingo stickers

[Brisketexan 105151]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Nope, only Titty Bingo stickers

Don't make me tear off my Corona Beach Club t-shirt and fight you.  COME ON!  BRING IT!

[markstanco 12577]

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Correct.  Also if you live South of that line.

True, but I was taking the company name literally. 

"No you North Texas douche. Going to Galveston or Port A twice a year to play on the beach or fish does not equate to a Salt Life."

[Brisketexan 105151]

4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

True, but I was taking the company name literally. 

"No you North Texas douche. Going to Galveston or Port A twice a year to play on the beach or fish does not equate to a Salt Life."

What if you just don't give a shit about your hypertension?

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Don't make me tear off my Corona Beach Club t-shirt and fight you.  COME ON!  BRING IT!

I'll fuck you up without ever breaking a sweat in my Big Johnson shirt. 

[jeevsie 3734]

Not if I throw my Stüssy hat in your face first.

[royiv 9323]

41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

But if you've got THIS one....

you are one COOL motherfucker.  Right?  Guys?  Right?

We need our resident expert on being a cool motherfucker in HS to weigh-in here. @Porterhouse ?

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

31 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Nope, only Titty Bingo stickers

In high school, one of my friends went up to a senior and asked him about his titty bingo shirt. The guy replied "first you need to have access to titties."

 

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89677]

43 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Nope, only Titty Bingo stickers

I like to believe there was an entire factory in Asia cranking out Titty Bingo stickers for a few years.

They released a new album not too long ago.

 

[atomheartbevo 89677]

44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Don't make me tear off my Corona Beach Club t-shirt and fight you.  COME ON!  BRING IT!

My high school principal used to make me turn my Spuds Mackenzie and Corona Beach Club t-shirts inside out.

[atomheartbevo 89677]

2 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I don’t trust anyone over 25 that dates a teenager. 

Agreed, but ask me when I'm 56 and if I'm a millionaire..

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I like to believe there was an entire factory in Asia cranking out Titty Bingo stickers for a few years.

They released a new album not too long ago.

 

I still see them randomly around town

[Saint Tacky 1614]

the only saltwater sticker you need

[Steel Shank 9426]

[Longhornstampede 3182]

Sheeeeittttt....