2023 Seattle Mariners Thread

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France knocks in JP, 3-1 in top 7. 

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Teoscar & Jarred back-to-back, 5-1 top 8. 

[Biff Tannen 45661]

I will take back to back jacks by teoscar and holy shit Kelenic!

3 games in a row with homers for Kelenic?  What is happening?

[Biff Tannen 45661]

482 feet for Kelenic on that one. Wow.  

[Biff Tannen 45661]

Hey there’s a nice win. 

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You’re the big winners, Logan is a stud. Back at it Friday hosting the Rockies. 

[miguelito 11251]

Not today, Cubs!

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Milone hasn’t appeared in more than 9 MLB games in a season since ‘19, dude’s a trooper. 

[miguelito 11251]

Kelenic goes yard, 4th game in a row. 

[Biff Tannen 45661]

Fuckin A man

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France 2-run double, 5-1 in 4th. 

[Biff Tannen 45661]

Just barely missed it. Great slide by j Rod the play before to keep the inning going. 

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You’re the big winners. 

[Beau Vine 54203]

Kelenic looks like a different player.

[Biff Tannen 45661]

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Kelenic looks like a different player.

I hope he keeps it up.  He has to. 

[Biff Tannen 45661]

No soup for kelenic in his first ab

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I had to go to the Rockies' broadcast because that interview was so damn painful. 

[Biff Tannen 45661]

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I had to go to the Rockies' broadcast because that interview was so damn painful. 

That was interesting for sure

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JRod good. 

[miguelito 11251]

Stand-up triple, with bases loaded. 

[Beau Vine 54203]

48 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I had to go to the Rockies' broadcast because that interview was so damn painful. 

 

46 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That was interesting for sure

It took a couple of turns.  At first, he was sounding like one of the guys from Pioneer Square wandered up to the booth, but once Sims got him talking about his career, it wasn't bad at all.  

And I honestly think Drew Goodman is the worst PBP guy in baseball, so I would have stayed with Pioneer Square dude anyways.

[Beau Vine 54203]

So this is my godson (on the left):

Edited April 16, 2023 by Beau Vine

[Biff Tannen 45661]

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

So this is my godson (on the left):

Awesome. And great win too. Starting to feel it boys!

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Come on bats, give Luis some help. 

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Jarred walk, steal, 3rd on E. 

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Then a K on a pitch in the other batter’s box & two foul popups to 1B. Terrible. 

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RBI off a lefty for Jarred. 

[miguelito 11251]

I gave Kelenic a lot of shit last year because he deserved it.

It's nice to see him kicking ass this year. 

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1-0 final, Luis is rather good. 

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Lose in 11. 

 

@flatdawgs, where you at? Gonna need a Biff replacement soon. 

[flatdawgs 1277]

Watching hockey, good sir. And nobody gonna replace Biff 😁

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Shit, just yell at clouds & post Seinfeld gifs! 

[Biff Tannen 45661]

10 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Shit, just yell at clouds & post Seinfeld gifs! 

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Beau Vine 54203]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Biff Tannen 45661]

Marco striking out errrybody.

[Biff Tannen 45661]

J-ROD SMASH

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Loaded in bot 9 with 2 outs for the immortal Jose Caballero. 

And he predictably failed. 

[miguelito 11251]

Keep the brooms handy.  Sweep or get swept.

[miguelito 11251]

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

Keep the brooms handy.  Sweep or get swept.

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5-2 winners. 

[Beau Vine 54203]

40 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

5-2 winners. 

Holy shit, that was my first game in person with the new rules.

I got home and was sitting in front of a TV in Leschi before 10pm.  I really felt like I should have just sat in the stands for another hour.  Maybe each team could send a couple of guys out on the field to entertain us by pulling on their batting gloves, adjusting their cups, and lobbing throws over to first.

 

[miguelito 11251]

Kelenic with another dinger!

Special K

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Eugenio 2-run single, up 5-3 in bot 7. 

[miguelito 11251]

5-4 final. Series win.

[miguelito 11251]

18 hours ago, miguelito said:

Kelenic with another dinger!

Special K

Another!

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That top 4 didn’t go real well. 

This chick on color is fucking awful. 

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Apparently Sims & Blowers are both sick. 

[miguelito 11251]

I listened to a couple of innings, and I didn't think she was too bad.  She seemed to know a lot of details about the players, and was kind of funny. 

But that announcing team was definitely not the starting lineup.

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She’s apparently been some combination of studio host/dugout/fill-in chick for awhile, so she definitely knows the team. But this weekend’s late notice to the booth is rough. 

[Beau Vine 54203]

It's fucking coooooold here.