2023 Seattle Mariners Thread

[miguelito 11337]

  

  

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

It's fucking coooooold here.

 

 

Edited April 23, 2023 by miguelito
edit to quote Beau

[miguelito 11337]

Kolten Wong 3 for 3, now up to 0.143.

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

I was wondering when he was gonna get the Kelenic treatment. For whatever reason, this franchise murders 2Bs lately. 

[Beau Vine 54837]

3 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I was wondering when he was gonna get the Kelenic treatment. For whatever reason, this franchise murders 2Bs lately. 

Bret Boone curse.

Or maybe Harold?

Edited April 24, 2023 by Beau Vine

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

Probably Cano since he was traded for Kelenic. 

Edited April 24, 2023 by shadow_operative2.0

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

Biff is officially gone. 

 

Up 4-2, top 7 in Philly. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

5-3 winners. 

[miguelito 11337]

[Biff Tannen 45763]

Hey winner!  I’m gone, but then, I’m not gone. At least when I have service. 

Edited April 26, 2023 by Biff Tannen

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

On 4/1/2023 at 4:14 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Flexor strains very, very rarely end well. 

As expected, Robbie Ray done for season. 

[Biff Tannen 45763]

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

As expected, Robbie Ray done for season. 

Forgot he was even on the team. 

[miguelito 11337]

 

 

 

[Beau Vine 54837]

[miguelito 11337]

Definitely not as shitty as the other city uniforms. I actually kind of like these.

[Beau Vine 54837]

Until I saw the pants...

 

[miguelito 11337]

I know you've always preferred these pants. 

 

 

 

[miguelito 11337]

Julio pulled from the game for some reason, waiting to hear why.

Meanwhile some pitcher I've never heard of is ... doing OK.

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

Lower back tightness for JRod. 

18 Ks currently, fucking ouch. 

[miguelito 11337]

Lost 1-0 in the 10th.

Cal was the DH today: 0-4, 4Ks. 

[Biff Tannen 45763]

Well ain’t that some shit

[miguelito 11337]

No worries about a no-hit bid today.   Already 4-5, end of 2nd.

(M's with 4 runs on 1 hit). 

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

Down 8-4 now. 

 

And new dude may be gone for awhile. 

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The Mariners announced today that they have activated outfielder Taylor Trammell from the injured list, with right-hander Easton McGee headed for the 15-day IL with a right forearm strain in a corresponding move.

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

Tied this bitch up, don’t blow it in bot 9 now. 

[Biff Tannen 45763]

4 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Tied this bitch up, don’t blow it in bot 9 now. 

Not starting well

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

And of course leadoff double. 

Sweet bunt, bro. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

Helluva first game off the IL for TT. 

[Biff Tannen 45763]

Welcome back Mr. Trammel!

[Biff Tannen 45763]

Yeah Cal Raleigh!

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

Fucking boom! 

[miguelito 11337]

It's not over till we say it is!

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

And here we go. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

Easy game, never a doubt. 

[Biff Tannen 45763]

6 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Easy game, never a doubt. 

Just like all of em

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

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The next wave of top-end talent in the Mariners’ pitching-heavy pipeline is on his way to the Majors, as the club plans to recall right-hander Bryce Miller from Double-A Arkansas, according to a source. 

Miller, ranked as Seattle’s No. 2 prospect and MLB Pipeline’s No. 88 overall, will start Tuesday’s series opener against the A's in Oakland, and he will remain in the Mariners' rotation for the foreseeable future.

After a strong spring but a mostly uneven start to the regular season, Miller could represent Seattle's 2023 replacement for Robbie Ray, who suffered a left forearm strain in his first start. Ray learned last week that the injury would require season-ending surgery. 

https://www.mlb.com/news/bryce-miller-mariners-callup?t=mlb-pipeline-coverage

[Beau Vine 54837]

aggy

[miguelito 11337]

new guy pitching well, but the M's have 0 fucking hits through 6.

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

We both jinxed him. 

Edited May 3, 2023 by shadow_operative2.0

[Biff Tannen 45763]

What the shit y’all 

[miguelito 11337]

I just said he was pitching well, I didn't say shit about a no-hitter, except that our bats were not hitting.  sigh.  eh, we still have 9 8 outs left.

[Biff Tannen 45763]

Meh. Seems like we usually get no hit at least once a season. 

[miguelito 11337]

6. that was a fast inning. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

AJP yack, Jarred double for the lead. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

Never a doubt. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

Down 2-1 in top 9 to mighty Oak. Logan was good again, no bats again. 

Fucking BOOM, AJP ties it! 

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

3-run yack, Geno! 

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

7-2, top 10. Easy game. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

And that’s a wrap, folks. 

Spoiler

Never a doubt. 

[miguelito 11337]

Do you ever sleep?

That game had me passed out in the 5th inning. Whiskey helped.

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

There is plenty of time to sleep when dead. MLB season ain’t that. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

5-3 winners. 

Astros come to town for the weekend.