2023 Seattle Mariners Thread

[miguelito 11254]

Well, you can't win 'em all. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Less than ideal start tonight, 3-0 in bot 1. 

[miguelito 11254]

I tapped out early.  Looks like 12-3 final.

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

7-2, top 7 on Fox after a Geno yack. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Good win. 

Kirby on the bump tomorrow at 12:35. 

[miguelito 11254]

This team has been fun to watch.

[miguelito 11254]

When do we start to worry about Julio?  He was 0-1 yesterday, but with 3 walks.  0-3 today so far.  His average is 0.206, getting pretty close to the Mendoza line. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

34 minutes ago, miguelito said:

When do we start to worry about Julio?  He was 0-1 yesterday, but with 3 walks.  0-3 today so far.  His average is 0.206, getting pretty close to the Mendoza line. 

Not great Bob

[Beau Vine 54207]

 

[miguelito 11254]

I think Castillo is pissed about his last start in Boston. 

And I should take back all the strikeout jokes I made about KKKelenik last year.  Sure, he struck out a lot.  But that was last year.  Maybe this year he could be JeHRed, "the HR is for HomeRuns." 

I don't know, it needs work.

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Caballero 3-run yack. Poor Kolten may not be long for the roster. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

51 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Caballero 3-run yack. Poor Kolten may not be long for the roster. 

Oh no anyway.gif

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

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Caballero’s immediate strong play further shines a light on the mounting struggles of veteran second baseman Kolten Wong, whose .177/.259/.208 batting line (108 plate appearances, 40 wRC+) ranks among the worst in baseball. Wong’s 20.4% strikeout rate is the worst of his career, and he’s making hard contact at career-worst levels as well (85 mph average exit velo, 24% hard-hit). Statcast ranks Wong in the fifth percentile of MLB players or lower in each of hard-hit rate, average exit velocity, barrel rate, expected batting average, expected slugging percentage and expected wOBA. His once plus sprint speed is down to the 37th percentile as well. 

[miguelito 11254]

O Captain, my Captain

 

[miguelito 11254]

I had the "One hit, one goddamn hit?" gif locked and loaded, but Murph doubled and JP homered(!).  2-2 B5.

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Lot of smoke in bot 8 for no fire. 3 to go for Sewald. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Spot them 2, get 3, call it a night. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

50 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Spot them 2, get 3, call it a night. 

Just like us mariners!  
 

meanwhile, blue jays dropped 20 on the rays. Ouch. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

1:15 ERA for Bryce the Kid, that dog will hunt. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Logan is dealing now. 2-2 going to bot 7. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

3-2 winners. 

[miguelito 11254]

I like playing Oakland. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Julio yack. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Not Kirby’s night, down 6-2 in top 5. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Fuck, 4 bombs off him now. 

[miguelito 11254]

Well, you can't play Oakland every game.

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Luis spun a gem, 4-0 after 7. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

3-3 in top 9, leadoff 2B for Pitt. 

[FartingMonk 3606]

I yelled weight room so much.  So many warning track balls

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Geno don’t need no fucking weight room! 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Ball went far

[miguelito 11254]

Bryce looking like a rookie against the Yankees. 

[miguelito 11254]

Well, this one's over.

3-0 in the 1st.

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

I swear Root NW, or whatever the fuck it’s called, leads the sport in in-game interviews. Made me flip to the Yankee broadcast. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Welp, now it’s really over. On to the next game. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

23 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I swear Root NW, or whatever the fuck it’s called, leads the sport in in-game interviews. Made me flip to the Yankee broadcast. 

Olerud tonight, basically admitted he doesn't watch the sport. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Going to bot 9 scoreless, Kirby was filthy. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

JP kicks one, that ain’t good. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Got out of it, now score the zombie runner. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Rando C listened. 

[Beau Vine 54207]

Love the Big Dumper!

[miguelito 11254]

Don't y'all ever sleep?

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Let’s fight!

[miguelito 11254]

New pitcher Woo gave up 6 in 2 innings today. 

We drove up for the game. Shitty game, but had a good time. My wife got a couple of autographs, met Bryce Miller's mom, then met Bryce at dinner (while waiting for a table).

I'll post pics tomorrow, maybe.

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Probably best to meet him & his family today with the way Texas is swinging it. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

New pitcher Woo gave up 6 in 2 innings today. 

We drove up for the game. Shitty game, but had a good time. My wife got a couple of autographs, met Bryce Miller's mom, then met Bryce at dinner (while waiting for a table).

I'll post pics tomorrow, maybe.

I almost went too.  It was my birthday today.  Glad I stayed home.

[miguelito 11254]

I guess meeting my wife wasn't good luck for Bryce.

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Not ideal.  Fucking Rangers man.

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

3-run lead on SD in bot 9. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

And that's a wrap. 

Logan shoved for 7 innings.