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BTW,  this movie is currently on HBO Max for those interested.

One thing I realized watching last night that I don't think I ever noticed before... the writing credits are Steve Martin, Lorne Michaels and Randy Newman. I know he wrote the songs, but it's interesting he got a story credit too.

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El Guapo : Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.

Jefe : So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?

El Guapo : Tonight, or I will kill her!

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I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that, once again, you are angry at something else and looking to take it out on me?

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In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!

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Also related - one of the things that I (obviously) never picked up on as a kid was the fact that the arms dealers in Mexico were Germans.

I’m assuming this was purposeful given Germany’s attempt to create an alliance with Mexico if the U.S. entered WWI. 

 

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1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:

Even the name of the town is funny - Santa Poco. Nonsense name translated to “Saint Little”

I mean.. "El Guapo" (The handsome) is freaking hilarious too. 

 

"Today he is.... 33 years old!" :D

 

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"... and we pruned..."

"pruned..."

"... the hedges...."

"... the hedges...."

"... of many small villages."

"... of many small villages. Who in the god damn hell are you??"

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Mr. Perdue, Maitre D' at L'Idiot: Your usual table, Mr. Christopher?

Carlo Christopher: No, I'd like a good one this time.

Mr. Perdue, Maitre D' at L'Idiot: I'm sorry, that is impossible.

Carlo Christopher: Part of the new cruelty?

Mr. Perdue, Maitre D' at L'Idiot: I'm afraid so.

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On 2/27/2023 at 10:46 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

and my true actual all-time favorite line

 

Don't MOVE, or i will fill you so full of lead you will have to use your dick for a pencil

What does that mean?

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I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that, once again, you are angry at something else and looking to take it out on me?

I say this to my wife all the time. Never fails to fail to put her in a good mood.
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On 2/27/2023 at 8:31 AM, Da Fino said:

You two! You two! Look up here. Look up here. 

You TWOOOOOOOO. Lookuphere, lookuphere, lookuphere. 

Did ya find a pair of cuff links?

You WILL die like dogs. 

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