Historic Porcelain American Flag /clock combo (Rare)

[Neikea 245]

Do you love America or do you know somebody who does. This Antique one  of a kind clock from 1846 made by K company would make the perfect gift for your loved one. It is very shiny and is in great shape and would make the perfect gift for your loved one who was in The Service.

*Please note this is a Quartz clock and it may be difficult to find those nowadays. 

[Neikea 245]

$400 obo

[YGIFS 19449]

This is a breathtaking timepiece.  What's more is almost nothing about it from the registered logo to the paint to the generous use of high-quality plastics...suggests it was made in 1846.

If you provide documentation that a quartz clock of this age would survive an EMP deployment, I would offer $370.

[Nivek 16916]

29 stars may indicate it is older.  I suggest a swap for a Norman Rockwell commemorative plate.  It is both decorative and functional.  

[Sawbonz 27534]

Poor effort IMO

[YGIFS 19449]

7 hours ago, Nivek said:

29 stars may indicate it is older.  I suggest a swap for a Norman Rockwell commemorative plate.  It is both decorative and functional.  

Yeah, good catch.  In an effort to truly move merch, he claimed it was from 1846 but placed the time piece over 21 of the stars.  

Another nice touch was if you look at the 3 clock hands.  Call the second hand "1", it's on the 8 o'clock hour, at the 46th minute.  That's how he gets 1846.  He's a very clever bot using what is available to him via imagery.  In 10 years time, we'll all either be working for him at Hobby Lobby or dead by his hand.  

[Nivek 16916]

17 hours ago, YGIFS said:

  In 10 years time, we'll all either be working for him at Hobby Lobby or dead by his hand.  

Why did you repeat yourself?  

[SquishMitten 10403]

On 3/6/2023 at 8:27 AM, YGIFS said:

This is a breathtaking timepiece.  What's more is almost nothing about it from the registered logo to the paint to the generous use of high-quality plastics...suggests it was made in 1846.

If you provide documentation that a quartz clock of this age would survive an EMP deployment, I would offer $370.

The patent/trademark office existed prior to 1846. I think this is legit, and $400 is a steal. Unfortunately, I don’t have room for it and neither does anybody I know.

[YGIFS 19449]

Damn you, you're trying to undercut my bid aren't you---fucker?  

[SquishMitten 10403]

I’m not saying he offered me a cut of the profits, but I’m not saying he didn’t either

[Kennythetiger 9375]

On 3/8/2023 at 1:10 PM, SquishMitten said:

The patent/trademark office existed prior to 1846. I think this is legit, and $400 is a steal. Unfortunately, I don’t have room for it and neither does anybody I know.

Mrs. Cumsteen thinks you’re a pussy. There’s always room for a good deal. 

[troph 24781]

I thought I said American flag and a cock. Damn I had a disappoint. 

[TornACL 7698]

Nobody said God Bless America back in 1846 lol

[Neikea 245]

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

Nobody said God Bless America back in 1846 lol

they did but It wasn’t on the money yet 

[YGIFS 19449]

Speaking of ‘on the money’…how is your mom’s lazy eye?

[Neikea 245]

my mother  passed in December

[SquishMitten 10403]

Sorry to hear that. I don’t recall seeing you mention that kid-size coffin had been sold. Hopefully she was short or bendy

Edited March 17, 2023 by SquishMitten

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I missed the “L” when first reading the thread title 

[YGIFS 19449]

23 hours ago, Neikea said:

my mother  passed in December

According to that clock, time is passing and so is your mom.  
 

again, very sorry for your loss.  
 

This patriotic timepiece reminds me that must MAKE AMERICA LATE AGAIN

[Neikea 245]

15 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Sorry to hear that. I don’t recall seeing you mention that kid-size coffin had been sold. Hopefully she was short or bendy

no she was very tall but had been in a wheelchair for awhile.

Edited March 17, 2023 by Neikea
oh i understand.

[Neikea 245]

16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

According to that clock, time is passing and so is your mom.  
 

again, very sorry for your loss.  
 

This patriotic timepiece reminds me that must MAKE AMERICA LATE AGAIN

yes it works but it runs slow so I think it needs more Quartz. I am sorry I do not know where to get it

[YGIFS 19449]

So you’re saying you have a fever.  And the only prescription is more quartz?

Edited March 17, 2023 by YGIFS

[Neikea 245]

No it is for the battery

[YGIFS 19449]

A battery from 1846?

[Homercles 10205]

On 3/13/2023 at 10:08 PM, TornACL said:

Nobody said God Bless America back in 1846 lol

No quartz clocks either 

[Neikea 245]

On 3/20/2023 at 9:00 PM, Homercles said:

No quartz clocks either 

no it’s the battery

[YGIFS 19449]

the battery from 1846? 

[Neikea 245]

it can be from whenever but it is quartz. 

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

the battery from 1846? 

 

[YGIFS 19449]

Beautiful as the timepiece may be, I’m just trying to hammer home that you possess a battery powered quartz device that predates its technology by decades.  You are undercutting the value of your item tremendously. 

[Neikea 245]

no it is a quartz powered device. One like it was on Antique Roadshow. Look it up on YouTube.

56 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Beautiful as the timepiece may be, I’m just trying to hammer home that you possess a battery powered quartz device that predates its technology by decades.  You are undercutting the value of your item tremendously. 

 

[Scraps 13560]

bump for 4th of july since this guy sucks at promoting his own shit