2023 Surly Roto League

[shadow_operative2.0 15944]

Adley has already out-performed Yasmani from last year. 

Keibert Ruiz is 2-2, he’s available! 

[Scraps 13560]

I wonder who i rage drop 2 weeks into the season that then buttfucks me

Last year it was Matt Chapman

One year it was Brantley with Cleveland

I think I dropped Riley a couple seasons back but somehow was able to pick him back up


I think Mike Trout is my early frontrunner

[shadow_operative2.0 15944]

I traded Trea real early last year, that was poor. 

[Capn81 372]

I wonder who i rage drop 2 weeks into the season that then buttfucks me

Last year it was Matt Chapman

One year it was Brantley with Cleveland

I think I dropped Riley a couple seasons back but somehow was able to pick him back up


I think Mike Trout is my early frontrunner

Yeah, I would drop trout if I were you.

[shadow_operative2.0 15944]

CJ Cron heard I was gonna follow the Rockies some. 

 

And nice of both Ps in Cle/Sea to qualify for the QS. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15944]

Can’t bitch about 8/4/18/1.210. 

[Scraps 13560]

first time having Ohtani....this is jacked up.  So I can't bat him when he pitches.  I mean I still would have drafted him, but seems fucking stupid I can't get batting stats from him when he pitches.  

I know in yahoo they split him and I have him as a pitcher in that league and someone else has him as a batter.  

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15944]

Well, made it all the way to day 2 before bitching about the 5.2 IP scoreless start. 

[Scraps 13560]

Traded 3 homers and 8rbi by one guy for 1 hr and 1 rbi by the guy i replaced him with since he wasn't getting put in the lineup by Roberts previously

Super.

[shadow_operative2.0 15944]

Sure wish Capn had sat Duvall. 

[Capn81 372]

Sure wish Capn had sat Duvall. 

Duuuuvaaaaall

[shadow_operative2.0 15944]

I will not bitch about Senga's 5.1 IP today, because it looked like he was going to get fucking bombed in the 1st. 

 

And yes the Joey add is dumb, but I have a free spot.

[tokamak 6391]

Springs got pulled with a no hitter though 6 and just 81 pitches because Rays. At least he got the QS I guess. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15944]

Those 12 Ks sure didn't hurt though. 

Another ex-Ranger flourishing in Tampa. 

[Capn81 372]

Springs got pulled with a no hitter though 6 and just 81 pitches because Rays. At least he got the QS I guess. 

He was cruising.

[VolenteHawk 495]

My hitting...yikes.  I don't want to panic too early, but it's time to sacrifice a chicken.

[shadow_operative2.0 15944]

Sat Bellinger & his 0-11 for Joey, 3-run yack on bench. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15944]

Holy shit, Joey 3-run yack right after. I dig. 

[tokamak 6391]

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Holy shit, Joey 3-run yack right after. I dig. 

Enjoy it. Probably the only pitch he’ll connect with all week. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15944]

Josh Bell tryna get cut. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15944]

Up 8-0 Castillo gets pulled at 5.2, goddamnit. 

[Capn81 372]

Scherzer had a great last inning. Woof

[tokamak 6391]

41 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

Scherzer had a great last inning. Woof

I fucking hate it when your guy cruises for like 5 innings and then melts down.

That's like a plane crashing during landing. If you're going to crash this motherfucker, just go ahead and crash it on take off so we're not all wasting our time here.

[Capn81 372]

I hear you. I also cringe this time of year as it feels like it take 3-4 starts to feel confident in SPs and their pitch counts.

[shadow_operative 15932]

On 4/4/2023 at 10:39 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Up 8-0 Castillo gets pulled at 5.2, goddamnit. 

QS is a terrible stat for fantasy leagues these days. wins is much more fun as it a)doesn't require six full innings, and b)makes relief pitchers more valuable here and there. we gotta get rid of QS next year. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15944]

Co-signed. I was a big QS guy however many years ago, but it ain't the same now. 

[tokamak 6391]

Disagree. Prefer QS to wins because the pitcher has complete control over it. 

[Capn81 372]

Yordan

[Scraps 13560]

I am going to blow the league out in benched homers. I am at 7 already

[shadow_operative2.0 15944]

I have 6 total pts in 5 offensive categories, that is difficult. 

[Scraps 13560]

I am going to blow the league out in benched homers. I am at 7 already

8 fuck me

[Scraps 13560]

O Cruz

Double fuck me

[Scraps 13560]

Romano


Triple fuck me

[shadow_operative2.0 15944]

Of all the days to bench/drop Heaney... Ouch. 

[Scraps 13560]

Alcantara

Fuck me X whatever I am up to

9ER motherfucker?

[castolon 193]

Of all the days to bench/drop Heaney... Ouch. 

No shit.

But after that weekend in Chicago, who cares

[tokamak 6391]

well at least he didn't get the QS

[Brew 3049]

This pitching staff that auto drafted is f-ing terrible. The White Sox need to fire everyone that has anything to do with pitching on their team.

[Brew 3049]

Theme he comes back around and throws a QS after getting knocked around the first. 

[tokamak 6391]

I'd like to trade an OF for someone with SS eligibility. 3B might work also but priority is SS

[Scraps 13560]

I'd like to trade an OF for someone with SS eligibility. 3B might work also but priority is SS

Boy do i have a deal for you. Oneill Cruz has SS eligibility sir!

[shadow_operative2.0 15944]

I have a SS named Correa that’s about as useful as Oneil too. 

[tokamak 6391]

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

4 hours ago, tokamak said:

I'd like to trade an OF for someone with SS eligibility. 3B might work also but priority is SS

Boy do i have a deal for you. Oneill Cruz has SS eligibility sir!

Let's put a pin in that and circle back in August.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I have a SS named Correa that’s about as useful as Oneil too. 

What you really want to do is trade me Lindor and fill his spot with Correa.

[shadow_operative2.0 15944]

Second time this season I’ve got 2 QS when my Ps faced each other, so that don’t suck. 

[Capn81 372]

Second time this season I’ve got 2 QS when my Ps faced each other, so that don’t suck. 

The perfect outcome.

[shadow_operative 15932]

On 4/12/2023 at 10:01 AM, tokamak said:

I'd like to trade an OF for someone with SS eligibility. 3B might work also but priority is SS

we've got two good SS's and would be willing to deal for one of your OF. send us a counter if you don't like either of our offers.

[tokamak 6391]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

we've got two good SS's and would be willing to deal for one of your OF. send us a counter if you don't like either of our offers.

I’ll look at a counter tomorrow when I’m on a computer

[tokamak 6391]

13 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

we've got two good SS's and would be willing to deal for one of your OF. send us a counter if you don't like either of our offers.

sent you a counter and a PM

[Scraps 13560]

my OPS for a fantasy team is amazing.  I may drop into the .600s after today lmao 

 

[Capn81 372]

my OPS for a fantasy team is amazing.  I may drop into the .600s after today lmao 
 

Not great