2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!

[futureman 22484]

On 7/14/2023 at 8:03 AM, Tylerocks said:

A sidenote from all this will be the absolute ass kicking that will be handed down to both those schools come November.

22 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

Not if we leave holding the hardware. Fuck'em

y’all are like little naive children. 

[billfromlaketravis 11515]

57 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

herpaderp

emergency looch

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/experts-predict-big-things-for-ut-this-season/108984044/

The Tennessee is the real UT shit is going to deeply piss me off. Oh well, price of doing business in the SEC. 

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Tennessee is the real UT shit is going to deeply piss me off. Oh well, price of doing business in the SEC. 

Why? It’s meaningless drivel.

[billfromlaketravis 11515]

2 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Why? It’s meaningless drivel.

You’re not wrong, but an elite Tennessee is annoying AF. They’re a beating. 

[closetojumping 62746]

20 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

You’re not wrong, but an elite Tennessee is annoying AF. They’re a beating. 

They’re not elite. They’ll go backwards this year. Last year was Texas 2018 for them. 

I was in the southeast for the past two weeks and I had a Texas hat on a couple of times. Each time, a random person felt compelled to come up to me to tell me that Texas isn’t the “real UT”. I simply responded by saying “There’s only one Texas as far as I am concerned. “ Then they’d try to explain that they were Tennessee fans, to which I told them I didn’t realize Tennessee thought of themselves as “UT”. Both guys couldn’t believe it. That shit is going to be fun. 

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

For even more fun ask your local aggy why they refer to Tennessee as TU.

[Hagbard Celine 10871]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Tennessee is the real UT shit is going to deeply piss me off. Oh well, price of doing business in the SEC. 

the thing is, the ESiPN BOMC calls us UT and calls them Tennessee or 'The Vols'

the national media doesn't call them UT

only they call themselves UT

it's not even a thing

they could go full aggy w/ billboards and shit and we'd still be like 'wut?'

[Hagbard Celine 10871]

35 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

They’re not elite. They’ll go backwards this year. Last year was Texas 2018 for them. 

I was in the southeast for the past two weeks and I had a Texas hat on a couple of times. Each time, a random person felt compelled to come up to me to tell me that Texas isn’t the “real UT”. I simply responded by saying “There’s only one Texas as far as I am concerned. “ Then they’d try to explain that they were Tennessee fans, to which I told them I didn’t realize Tennessee thought of themselves as “UT”. Both guys couldn’t believe it. That shit is going to be fun. 

Confronted at BNA twice last month

derpyvol: "you're not the real UT"

admiral "no, aggy calls us TU"

derpyvol: cognitive dissonance crushes them in their tracks, facial expression frozen

give them 2 seconds to reply (they won't/can't, they have no idea what to say)

admiral: "look, you're going to have to work it out with them, we're off that day, hopefully we'll get you in '25"

give the vol another 2 seconds to reply, then shrug and move on

(narrator: they are literally frozen in their tracks from this, they don't move)

it's literally the best accidental jedi mind-fuck i've ever seen

 

[sith_horn 2407]

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Why? It’s meaningless drivel.

Pretty much sums up sec rant in general. No self-respecting Texas fan should ever try to fit in that cesspool of goobers.

Edited July 16, 2023 by sith_horn

[Rimbo 25975]

On 7/9/2023 at 9:51 AM, Redneck Mutha said:

AIR LENDY

[Rimbo 25975]

On 7/13/2023 at 5:33 PM, Gaffords said:

When the fuck did Bobby become a longhorns fan.

Like 1988 or so. At the very latest.

I know some really, really hardcore Longhorns fans. And exactly zero of them are more of a Longhorn fan than Bobby. Zero point zero.

[Rimbo 25975]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Then they’d try to explain that they were Tennessee fans, to which I told them I didn’t realize Tennessee thought of themselves as “UT”. Both guys couldn’t believe it. That shit is going to be fun. 

"And I'd have thought Utah would have a bigger claim than y'all on that abbreviation, anyhow."

[Herbie Hancock 7367]

Why? It’s meaningless drivel.

Because he's a fucking idiot. Put him on ignore

[Had Enough 2083]

Like 1988 or so. At the very latest.
I know some really, really hardcore Longhorns fans. And exactly zero of them are more of a Longhorn fan than Bobby. Zero point zero.

You were on his trivia team weren’t you?

[cochamps 1879]

We do have scoreboard on the "real UT", albeit 1/1/69.  We mopped the floor of the Cotton Bowl with "real UT" to the tune of 36-13.

 

😂🤘😂

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

The Tennessee is the real UT shit is going to deeply piss me off. Oh well, price of doing business in the SEC. 

This shit needs settled.

[Stinkpalm 687]

After pondering this UT thing that the Vols apparently have a serious hard-on about, I imagine my conversation would go one of two ways should one ever confront me about it..

A)
Vol Fan: “You’re not the real UT, we are.

Stinkpalm: “Does Tennessee have a Technical University?”

Vol Fan: “Yeah, Tennessee Tech University. Why?”

Stinkpalm: “Oh, do they have a stupid, one-sided quibble with Texas Tech over who gets to be the real TTU, like y’all do with UT?”

Or, way more likely….

B) Harrison Ford WHO GIVES A SHIT gif

[futureman 22484]

2 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Because he's a fucking idiot. Put him on ignore

I put your mom on ignore.

[Slacks 6821]

"You're not v the real UT." 

"It don't make a shit. "

[USMCHorn 1369]

39 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

This shit needs settled.

Lol no the fuck it doesn't. No one gives a shit.

 

[gmr548 16580]

On 7/15/2023 at 8:01 AM, LTtxfan said:

 

Here are notable numbers, heights, and weights from the roster:

• Redshirt sophomore quarterback Quinn Ewers is listed at 195 pounds, down 12 pounds from last season.
• Redshirt freshman edge J’Mond Tapp is now listed at 266 pounds, up 25 pounds from last season.
• Sophomore guard DJ Campbell is listed at 343 pounds, up 18 pounds from last season.
• Redshirt freshman offensive lineman Malik Agbo is listed at at 294 pounds, down 45 pounds from last season.
• Senior defensive tackle T’Vondre Sweat is listed at 362 pounds, up 16 pounds from last season.
• Senior defensive lineman Alfred Collins is listed at 317 pounds, up 26 pounds from last season.

[Red Five 40862]

“Real” UT? Whatever that means. But sure, make the argument. I’d be interested in how long you can talk about women’s basketball.

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

5 hours ago, sith_horn said:

Pretty much sums up sec rant in general. No self-respecting Texas fan should ever try to fit in that cesspool of goobers.

Made the mistake of reading that board a couple of times. Outside of modern NBA fans, I've never seen so much blatant stupidity. 

[Hagbard Celine 10871]

28 minutes ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

Made the mistake of reading that board a couple of times. Outside of modern NBA fans, I've never seen so much blatant stupidity. 

once the move is made, drive-by bdf traffic in-season will fall off because they don't really have any place to go

note to @immamac you should stand up a site for the bdf like the rant functions for our new friends - dumb down the surl - then make it neutral - and add farming as a sub-forum

al4isu gets to be king of the cornfield

also, all brethren get TempleTags (TM the Admiral 2023) which are mandatory and can never be removed once id'ed as brethren

users get to crowd-source their avatars and taglines, ergo Crockett's tagline might be "Book of Moses Supporter" or "Elk Mountain Monkey Boy"

[honolulu horn 6164]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

once the move is made, drive-by bdf traffic in-season will fall off because they don't really have any place to go

note to @immamac you should stand up a site for the bdf like the rant functions for our new friends - dumb down the surl - then make it neutral - and add farming as a sub-forum

al4isu gets to be king of the cornfield

also, all brethren get TempleTags (TM the Admiral 2023) which are mandatory and can never be removed once id'ed as brethren

users get to crowd-source their avatars and taglines, ergo Crockett's tagline might be "Book of Moses Supporter" or "Elk Mountain Monkey Boy"

How fucking high are you right now? 

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

36 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

How fucking high are you right now? 

I actually finished off a bowl about 10 minutes before reading that. I assumed that's why I was so confused. 

[Dbeasy 15068]

2015 poll across the country on Reddit - “who is UT”?

Don’t forget to express your condolences to Tennessee fans and send them thoughts and prayers

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

[closetohumping 17449]

3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

2015 poll across the country on Reddit - “who is UT”?

Don’t forget to express your condolences to Tennessee fans and send them thoughts and prayers

So they got five states and the Great Lakes 

Edited July 17, 2023 by closetohumping

[South Austin 52519]

4 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

2015 poll across the country on Reddit - “who is UT”?

Don’t forget to express your condolences to Tennessee fans and send them thoughts and prayers

What the fuck with that color orange?

[texasdago 7575]

Just ask them if they're referring to Tulsa or Utah.  

[tejas60 3533]

8 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

also, all brethren get TempleTags

greatness.

[Nivek 16945]

26 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Just ask them if they're referring to Tulsa or Utah.  

[Eggo 3977]

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

So they got five states and the Great Lakes 

And all of Canada and Mexico. We're fucked. 

[bejezuz 329]

Here we go again in October.  The PC tongue-twister re-re-rebranding is back.  I really thought "Showdown" was a decent compromise.  

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

Bring “shootout” back you cowards!

[futureman 22484]

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bring “shootout” back you cowards!

fascist. 

[Tex Long 4401]

Oh you game.

[texasdago 7575]

A simple Texas OU game will do

[Pam Cummings 9645]

I never understood why anyone gave a shit about calling it a "shootout" when multiple conference mates have gun-related mascots and use finger guns as their hand signal.

 

Then i realized that TTU and OK State are irrelevant and nobody cares what they do and that's probably why.

[Codaxx 5762]

15 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I never understood why anyone gave a shit about calling it a "shootout" when multiple conference mates have gun-related mascots and use finger guns as their hand signal.

 

Then i realized that TTU and OK State are irrelevant and nobody cares what they do and that's probably why.

This is the problem today. Everyone is worried about offending the 1% of the population, instead of saying maybe that 1% are just intolerant dicks. 

[Dbeasy 15068]

4 hours ago, bejezuz said:

Here we go again in October.  The PC tongue-twister re-re-rebranding is back.  I really thought "Showdown" was a decent compromise.  

 

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bring “shootout” back you cowards!

 

3 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Oh you game.

 

3 hours ago, texasdago said:

A simple Texas OU game will do

At least it’s not something gay like “worlds biggest cocktail party”. Nttawwt. 

Edited July 17, 2023 by Dbeasy

[Red Five 40862]

Does anyone actually use any of these phrases? I've probably typed out RRS for short before, but I've never in my life said the words Red River Rivalry or Showdown or whatever. 

Well now I have I guess. 

[Rimbo 25975]

14 hours ago, USMCHorn said:

Lol no the fuck it doesn't. No one gives a shit.

 

Only people who give a shit are losers from Tennessee.

Real. Fake. We're the guys with the gun.

[Hagbard Celine 10871]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

fascist. 

splitter!

[Hagbard Celine 10871]

2 hours ago, bejezuz said:

Here we go again in October.  The PC tongue-twister re-re-rebranding is back.  I really thought "Showdown" was a decent compromise.  

they better not put a sec logo on there next year

for comparison - would like to see logos for:

iron bowl

egg bowl

cocktail party

clean, old-fashioned hate

clemson/cock

 

 

 

[Michael Knight 12988]

1 hour ago, Codaxx said:

This is the problem today. Everyone is worried about offending the 1% of the population, instead of saying maybe that 1% are just intolerant dicks. 

So are you the 1% of the population that's offended by the name change?

[Codaxx 5762]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

So are you the 1% of the population that's offended by the name change?

You got me, that was insightful 

[Royale with cheese 1467]

20 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

So are you the 1% of the population that's offended by the name change?

I, for one, am in the vast majority of long-time fans of one of the greatest rivalries in all of CFB--probably the greatest--who are fed up with some corporate marketing department telling some pencil-dick intern who doesn't know sheep shit from wild honey when it comes to real football, because he probably identifies as a girl anyway, that the pure and unadulterated sobriquet of "The OU Game," which stood for, oh, 100 years or so (and is 63-50-5 in favor of UT), is woefully insufficient as a title, and that what we need is a catchy corporate branding moniker that'll help us sell more Lite Beer, or Chevrolet pickups, or cut-rate auto insurance, or some such, totally without regard to the value of history and  tradition, and without offending any self-styled protected class in the process, and while you're at it, make it the longest run-on sentence in the history of marketing and promotion, and by the way, we need it tomorrow. That's where I am on this "Red River Whatever-The-fuck" bullshit, and I refuse to compromise. 

[texifornia 56999]

Good lord, they can't just call it "the OU game" or "the Texas game" for obvious reasons. The Red River who-gives-a-fuck is a fine compromise, and no one actually says the sponsor's name outside of a broadcast anyway.

Also, that's a big account, the "pencil dick intern" is probably a creative director making $500-750,000 a year whose main job is getting all of the corporate big dicks to agree on something, the actual name is entirely secondary to the process.