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43 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

They could have shown Texas asleep and smiling on the train for an instance.

That would have at least been funny.

21 minutes ago, Nivek said:

The omission of Texas is really kind of funny now. Kind of like a pet sitting on your chair and looking away as the ass returns to the seat.

Right

15 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Silly gumps don't want to recognize Texas at all. It's almost like they don't understand who's in charge now.

And this is why they talk about us...or don't, lol.

 

Anyways other than when we played Georgia they haven't really said shit about us...and we've been the only team to beat everyone we were supposed to beat.

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6 minutes ago, Drew said:

That would have at least been funny.

Right

And this is why they talk about us...or don't, lol.

 

Anyways other than when we played Georgia they haven't really said shit about us...and we've been the only team to beat everyone we were supposed to beat.

It was tongue-in-cheek, but seriously, fuck these silly, backwoods motherfuckers.

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15 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

It was tongue-in-cheek, but seriously, fuck these silly, backwoods motherfuckers.

Yes i knew that...it would have been perfect to add something along those lines in the video.

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Just now, satyanash said:

Anthony Hill snubbed by the Butkus Award... in favour of Danny Stutsman. Absolutely ridiculous.

 

That is some laughable bullshit, right there. 79 tackles, 15 tfl, 7.5 sacks, 1 INT and 4! forced fumbles leading the best defense in the country and he's snubbed for several asshats? Fucking dumb.

Chris Paul Jr. - 82 tackles, 10 tfl, 2.5 sacks, 0 INT, 0 FF 

Danny Stutsman - I wish this idiot was returning for another year of tackling ball carriers 10 yards past the LOS. - 100 tackles, 8 tfl, 1 sack, 0 INT, 0 FF

Carson Schwesinger - Leads the country in solo tackles with 79, 121 tackles overall, 8 tfl, 3 sacks, 0 INT, 1 FF

Barrett Carter - brand pick solely - 61 tackles, 10 tfl, 3.5 sacks, 0 INT, 0 FF

Jalon Walker - another brand pick, his only strong performance came against Texas with 3 sacks - 48 tackles, 7.5 tfl, 5.5 sacks, 0 INT, 0 FF

Hill has better stats, by a significant margin, than all 5 of those guys. The tfl + INT + FF numbers double or better every other guy from the impact stats perspective. He's also the only dude with a pick. Hill also leads the best defense in the country on the #3 ranked team.

Holy fuck, what a joke. 

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38 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Those SEC shorts are silly but they have a couple of good one liners "Are we still letting the naysayers know?" lol

Also I can't not laugh with their depiction of the aggy yell leader.

Aggy yell leader is definitely their 2nd best character after vandypimp.  He just gets the awkwardness perfect.

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29 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Anthony Hill snubbed by the Butkus Award... in favour of Danny Stutsman. Absolutely ridiculous.

 

 

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That is some laughable bullshit, right there. 79 tackles, 15 tfl, 7.5 sacks, 1 INT and 4! forced fumbles leading the best defense in the country and he's snubbed for several asshats? Fucking dumb.

Chris Paul Jr. - 82 tackles, 10 tfl, 2.5 sacks, 0 INT, 0 FF 

Danny Stutsman - I wish this idiot was returning for another year of tackling ball carriers 10 yards past the LOS. - 100 tackles, 8 tfl, 1 sack, 0 INT, 0 FF

Carson Schwesinger - Leads the country in solo tackles with 79, 121 tackles overall, 8 tfl, 3 sacks, 0 INT, 1 FF

Barrett Carter - brand pick solely - 61 tackles, 10 tfl, 3.5 sacks, 0 INT, 0 FF

Jalon Walker - another brand pick, his only strong performance came against Texas with 3 sacks - 48 tackles, 7.5 tfl, 5.5 sacks, 0 INT, 0 FF

Hill has better stats, by a significant margin, than all 5 of those guys. The tfl + INT + FF numbers double or better every other guy from the impact stats perspective. He's also the only dude with a pick. Hill also leads the best defense in the country on the #3 ranked team.

Holy fuck, what a joke. 

I like the thought of Hill playing even angrier.

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

I mean I guess, but at the time that was a non-conference game

By that logic, you have to also include 2021/2022/2023 OU game and 2021 Arkansas game as well lol 

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

I mean I guess, but at the time that was a non-conference game

An SEC win or loss to me is defined as a win over a team that was in the SEC at the time you played them regardless of your own conference.  Do you ignore BK's 3-3 record vs the SEC at Notre Dame?  Do we ignore Kirby Smart's 3-5 record vs the SEC in the SECCG & CFP?

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Just now, Js1 said:

By that logic, you have to also include 2021/2022/2023 OU game and 2021 Arkansas game as well lol 

Right...just seems like a dumb thing to do and I certainly am not going to figure out if any of those other coaches are getting hit with non-conference wins or losses against SEC teams.  

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Just now, Pimphand said:

An SEC win or loss to me is defined as a win over a team that was in the SEC at the time you played them regardless of your own conference.  Do you ignore BK's 3-3 record vs the SEC at Notre Dame?  Do we ignore Kirby Smart's 3-5 record vs the SEC in the SECCG & CFP?

And 2021 Arkansas?

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