SEC Catch-all Thread

[SubliminalHorn 7008]

6 hours ago, Tex48 said:

https://www.kxan.com/news/texas/texas-sized-celebration-set-for-longhorns-official-move-to-sec/
I wonder who they are going to get for live music for the event. The to be announced “Global Superstar” has me intrigued and I’m considering flying down from Midland for it (it’s $54 each way lol)

Beyoncé 

[TKthunder2 5059]

9 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Beyoncé 

Huge IF true

[thunderlounge 8407]

Worthy probably gave Kelse his lunch money to get Taylor to come down.

 

[gatormarc 937]

On 5/29/2024 at 8:27 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

I've been to it.  Hell, I was on the sideline for the second half.  It pales in comparison to TX/OU.  They split the crowd at the end zones instead of the 50 and the stadium is an NFL retread.  It's lame in comparison. 

SEC requires a certain number of rows behind the teams' benches to be populated by their own fans.

I would have thought that TX/OU would shift to endzone splits to accommodate as well as having to adjust home seating ticket allotment for visiting fans for other conference games.

[closetojumping 65379]

Just now, gatormarc said:

SEC requires a certain number of rows behind the teams' benches to be populated by their own fans.

I would have thought that TX/OU would shift to endzone splits to accommodate as well as having to adjust home seating ticket allotment for visiting fans for other conference games.

The SEC isn't going to dictate much of anything as it pertains to the Texas/OU game. That game is a crown jewel in the overall deal and numerous issues around it were discussed preemptively. The notion of flipping it to an end zone to end zone split is as foreign to all aspects of the Texas/OU game as literacy and taste are to Auburn and LSU. 

[utee94 16079]

2 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

SEC requires a certain number of rows behind the teams' benches to be populated by their own fans.

Well since the split is half-and-half behind each bench, I expect any such requirement will be satisfied.

3 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

I would have thought that TX/OU would shift to endzone splits to accommodate as well as having to adjust home seating ticket allotment for visiting fans for other conference games.

Uhhh... no.

 

[TrashMaster G 18073]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

The SEC isn't going to dictate much of anything as it pertains to the Texas/OU game. That game is a crown jewel in the overall deal and numerous issues around it were discussed preemptively. The notion of flipping it to an end zone to end zone split is as foreign to all aspects of the Texas/OU game as literacy and taste are to Auburn and LSU. 

Both funny and true.

I'm sure CDC and Joe C. made it clear that you don't fuck with perfection.

[bluto 4995]

gator sit a few plays out

[mdmost 43951]

Hey Texas and OU, take your unique, picturesque 50/50 down the middle split and shift it to the middle of the endzones so fans can sit behind their teams benches to satisfy our weird rule that's technically just for home games and the SEC championship game. 

[WBT 20966]

4 hours ago, gatormarc said:

I would have thought that TX/OU would shift to endzone splits

you seem regarded

[Chooky 13340]

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The SEC isn't going to dictate much of anything as it pertains to the Texas/OU game. That game is a crown jewel in the overall deal and numerous issues around it were discussed preemptively. The notion of flipping it to an end zone to end zone split is as foreign to all aspects of the Texas/OU game as literacy and taste are to Auburn and LSU. 

If I remember right, Dodds wanted it flipped end zone to end zone -- his metaphorical jetpack. 

[n64ra 1150]

22 hours ago, WBT said:

you seem regarded

There's no "seems."

[mdmost 43951]

19 hours ago, Chooky said:

If I remember right, Dodds wanted it flipped end zone to end zone -- his metaphorical jetpack. 

I'd imagine Deloss was trying to cradle Mack's fragility over being booed as soon as they ran out of the tunnel. 

[Chooky 13340]

35 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'd imagine Deloss was trying to cradle Mack's fragility over being booed as soon as they ran out of the tunnel. 

[DanTheHorn 5079]

I must say with these stupid embarrassing SEC OOC schedules I must give a hats off to LSU schedule.

[83Horn 1665]

So Rock Westfall and Mike Farrell seem like they suck:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/after-destroying-two-leagues-triggering-conference-realignment-texas-meets-its-match/ar-BB1nYf7s?ocid=mailsignout&pc=U591&cvid=357ef2fa1bf34cee97bb933fbc678dd1&ei=41

[mdmost 43951]

You are worrying about the writings of a guy who looks like this

[TexasBeta 1277]

On 6/3/2024 at 11:41 AM, closetojumping said:

The SEC isn't going to dictate much of anything as it pertains to the Texas/OU game. That game is a crown jewel in the overall deal and numerous issues around it were discussed preemptively. The notion of flipping it to an end zone to end zone split is as foreign to all aspects of the Texas/OU game as literacy and taste are to Auburn and LSU. 

This is correct - I have next to zero interest in what the gumps think or those hayseeds on the Brazos. I suggest they just say thank you and take their beatings and go home.

[83Horn 1665]

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

You are worrying about the writings of a guy who looks like this

What, me worry?

[Tex Pete 21483]

On 6/3/2024 at 11:38 AM, gatormarc said:

I would have thought that TX/OU would shift to endzone splits to accommodate as well as having to adjust home seating ticket allotment for visiting fans for other conference games.

Fuck no. We stick to tradition when it comes to the biggest rivalry game in the SEC.

[Tex Pete 21483]

3 hours ago, 83Horn said:

So Rock Westfall and Mike Farrell seem like they suck:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/after-destroying-two-leagues-triggering-conference-realignment-texas-meets-its-match/ar-BB1nYf7s?ocid=mailsignout&pc=U591&cvid=357ef2fa1bf34cee97bb933fbc678dd1&ei=41

Rock Westfall seems completely detached from reality. Dumb motherfucker. Or just a garden variety liar.

[Tex Long 4661]

On 6/3/2024 at 11:38 AM, gatormarc said:

I would have thought that TX/OU would shift to endzone splits to accommodate as well as having to adjust home seating ticket allotment for visiting fans for other conference games.

 

19 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck no. We stick to tradition when it comes to the biggest rivalry game in the SEC.

Fuck that shit.

The bottom line here is that EZ split puts one group in the sun and the other in the shade. Our way, it's a wash.

[Royale with cheese 1491]

8 hours ago, mdmost said:

You are worrying about the writings of a guy who looks like this

And to think, I liked him on Mash, and now he's an asshole. How things do change . . .

[mdmost 43951]

Maybe going to the SEC was a bad idea

 

[tx 3 putt 78669]

Nothing says SEC like PitBull !!!!!

[AUS-97HORN 12050]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Nothing says SEC like PitBull !!!!!

oooo who could forget the greatest commercial ever watched by big 12 teams.... and by watched i mean shown 40 times during each Texas game, sometimes 50 times....

 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3510]

On 5/31/2024 at 6:50 AM, SubliminalHorn said:

Beyoncé 

 

 

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13624]

It's that's one guy from that old commercial! 

[bejezuz 329]

15 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

It'll be jumpin' that night at the Holiday Inn!

 

Edited June 12 by bejezuz

[Horn of Gabriel 1886]

We couldn't get a country star?

[Evil Bill Obrien 3510]

47 minutes ago, bejezuz said:

It'll be jumpin' that night at the Holiday Inn!

 

Kinda incredible that as many times as I’ve heard that song in my youth while out drinking and dancing up on mid tier chicks I’ve never seen that music video… it’s perfect for what it is honestly 

[honolulu horn 6226]

Pitbull will be fantastic. 

[thunderlounge 8407]

1 hour ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

We couldn't get a country star?

King George

[Underdog 29162]

Throw in a chili-cookoff and you could've had Ted Nugent. 

[Armybrat 41390]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Nothing says SEC like PitBull !!!!!

Never heard of him.

[BigHorn'13 3494]

Dalé! 

And fuck the sec 

[gatormarc 937]

This is making the Aggie welcome to the SEC video look pretty solid right now.

[gatormarc 937]

6 hours ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

We couldn't get a country star?

Miami is a country.

[hornbri 1508]

Am I the only one that thinks its really weird we are having a day long celebration on the day we join the SEC? And who wants to go stand in the sun in late June in Texas for that celebration?

 

[83Horn 1665]

Rock Westfall and Mike Farrell strike again.  Westfall sounds like he's so mad he could just spit...and he wants his mommy.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/longhorn-network-flop-lack-of-nattys-expose-texas-as-a-legend-in-its-own-mind/ar-BB1ofbWY?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=0db72274bc404aee99e62485f8237909&ei=18

[Hookem10 870]

24 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Rock Westfall and Mike Farrell strike again.  Westfall sounds like he's so mad he could just spit...and he wants his mommy.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/longhorn-network-flop-lack-of-nattys-expose-texas-as-a-legend-in-its-own-mind/ar-BB1ofbWY?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=0db72274bc404aee99e62485f8237909&ei=18

Fuck those guys

[Funk Doctor Spock 13278]

1 hour ago, 83Horn said:

Rock Westfall and Mike Farrell strike again.  Westfall sounds like he's so mad he could just spit...and he wants his mommy.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/longhorn-network-flop-lack-of-nattys-expose-texas-as-a-legend-in-its-own-mind/ar-BB1ofbWY?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=0db72274bc404aee99e62485f8237909&ei=18

Big mad they can't have access to anything UT related and have to resort to covering aggy and middle school softball tournaments. 

[msucolt45 4227]

If UT is mired in mediocrity, in their opinion, it’s a wonder how they truly feel about aggy history over the last 80+ years?

Hook’em!!!

[Hookem10 870]

On 6/12/2024 at 8:40 PM, gatormarc said:

This is making the Aggie welcome to the SEC video look pretty solid right now.

Nothing about them shitheads is solid 

[Armybrat 41390]

12 hours ago, 83Horn said:

Rock Westfall and Mike Farrell strike again.  Westfall sounds like he's so mad he could just spit...and he wants his mommy.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/longhorn-network-flop-lack-of-nattys-expose-texas-as-a-legend-in-its-own-mind/ar-BB1ofbWY?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=0db72274bc404aee99e62485f8237909&ei=18

He is just a tiny dicked clickbaiter. 

[LTtxfan 49987]

 

[LTtxfan 49987]

Saw a Jawja guy upset about this.  Then this guy doesn't like Texas arrogance...

Texas QB Makes SURPRISING Claim that has Rivals LAUGHING! | UGA | Gators | Oklahoma | TAMU 

[Bevo14 8468]

This conference has a lot of oversensitive little bitches doesn't it?

Edited June 30 by Bevo14

[LTtxfan 49987]

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

This conference has a lot of oversensitive little bitches doesn't it?

Yeah, getting this worked up about Quinn's answer to a reporter at Manning Camp is crazy... 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

Finebaum and Sankey and others talking on SEC welcome to Texas festivities going on…Sark coming on…Sankey would not do the Hook’m Horns sign!  Audio not good….must be sec techs!