SEC Catch-all Thread

[SubliminalHorn 6,384]

6 hours ago, Tex48 said:

https://www.kxan.com/news/texas/texas-sized-celebration-set-for-longhorns-official-move-to-sec/
I wonder who they are going to get for live music for the event. The to be announced “Global Superstar” has me intrigued and I’m considering flying down from Midland for it (it’s $54 each way lol)

Beyoncé 

[TKthunder2 4,959]

9 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Beyoncé 

Huge IF true

[thunderlounge 7,636]

Worthy probably gave Kelse his lunch money to get Taylor to come down.

 

[gatormarc 902]

On 5/29/2024 at 8:27 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

I've been to it.  Hell, I was on the sideline for the second half.  It pales in comparison to TX/OU.  They split the crowd at the end zones instead of the 50 and the stadium is an NFL retread.  It's lame in comparison. 

SEC requires a certain number of rows behind the teams' benches to be populated by their own fans.

I would have thought that TX/OU would shift to endzone splits to accommodate as well as having to adjust home seating ticket allotment for visiting fans for other conference games.

[closetojumping 62,010]

Just now, gatormarc said:

SEC requires a certain number of rows behind the teams' benches to be populated by their own fans.

I would have thought that TX/OU would shift to endzone splits to accommodate as well as having to adjust home seating ticket allotment for visiting fans for other conference games.

The SEC isn't going to dictate much of anything as it pertains to the Texas/OU game. That game is a crown jewel in the overall deal and numerous issues around it were discussed preemptively. The notion of flipping it to an end zone to end zone split is as foreign to all aspects of the Texas/OU game as literacy and taste are to Auburn and LSU. 

[utee94 15,722]

2 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

SEC requires a certain number of rows behind the teams' benches to be populated by their own fans.

Well since the split is half-and-half behind each bench, I expect any such requirement will be satisfied.

3 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

I would have thought that TX/OU would shift to endzone splits to accommodate as well as having to adjust home seating ticket allotment for visiting fans for other conference games.

Uhhh... no.

 

[TrashMaster G 17,295]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

The SEC isn't going to dictate much of anything as it pertains to the Texas/OU game. That game is a crown jewel in the overall deal and numerous issues around it were discussed preemptively. The notion of flipping it to an end zone to end zone split is as foreign to all aspects of the Texas/OU game as literacy and taste are to Auburn and LSU. 

Both funny and true.

I'm sure CDC and Joe C. made it clear that you don't fuck with perfection.

[bluto 4,814]

gator sit a few plays out

[mdmost 42,459]

Hey Texas and OU, take your unique, picturesque 50/50 down the middle split and shift it to the middle of the endzones so fans can sit behind their teams benches to satisfy our weird rule that's technically just for home games and the SEC championship game. 

[WBT 20,253]

4 hours ago, gatormarc said:

I would have thought that TX/OU would shift to endzone splits

you seem regarded

[Chooky 13,278]

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The SEC isn't going to dictate much of anything as it pertains to the Texas/OU game. That game is a crown jewel in the overall deal and numerous issues around it were discussed preemptively. The notion of flipping it to an end zone to end zone split is as foreign to all aspects of the Texas/OU game as literacy and taste are to Auburn and LSU. 

If I remember right, Dodds wanted it flipped end zone to end zone -- his metaphorical jetpack. 

[n64ra 1,073]

22 hours ago, WBT said:

you seem regarded

There's no "seems."

[mdmost 42,459]

19 hours ago, Chooky said:

If I remember right, Dodds wanted it flipped end zone to end zone -- his metaphorical jetpack. 

I'd imagine Deloss was trying to cradle Mack's fragility over being booed as soon as they ran out of the tunnel. 

[Chooky 13,278]

35 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'd imagine Deloss was trying to cradle Mack's fragility over being booed as soon as they ran out of the tunnel. 

[DanTheHorn 4,868]

I must say with these stupid embarrassing SEC OOC schedules I must give a hats off to LSU schedule.

[83Horn 1,637]

So Rock Westfall and Mike Farrell seem like they suck:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/after-destroying-two-leagues-triggering-conference-realignment-texas-meets-its-match/ar-BB1nYf7s?ocid=mailsignout&pc=U591&cvid=357ef2fa1bf34cee97bb933fbc678dd1&ei=41

[mdmost 42,459]

You are worrying about the writings of a guy who looks like this

[TexasBeta 1,259]

On 6/3/2024 at 11:41 AM, closetojumping said:

The SEC isn't going to dictate much of anything as it pertains to the Texas/OU game. That game is a crown jewel in the overall deal and numerous issues around it were discussed preemptively. The notion of flipping it to an end zone to end zone split is as foreign to all aspects of the Texas/OU game as literacy and taste are to Auburn and LSU. 

This is correct - I have next to zero interest in what the gumps think or those hayseeds on the Brazos. I suggest they just say thank you and take their beatings and go home.

[83Horn 1,637]

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

You are worrying about the writings of a guy who looks like this

What, me worry?

[Tex Pete 20,082]

On 6/3/2024 at 11:38 AM, gatormarc said:

I would have thought that TX/OU would shift to endzone splits to accommodate as well as having to adjust home seating ticket allotment for visiting fans for other conference games.

Fuck no. We stick to tradition when it comes to the biggest rivalry game in the SEC.

[Tex Pete 20,082]

3 hours ago, 83Horn said:

So Rock Westfall and Mike Farrell seem like they suck:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/after-destroying-two-leagues-triggering-conference-realignment-texas-meets-its-match/ar-BB1nYf7s?ocid=mailsignout&pc=U591&cvid=357ef2fa1bf34cee97bb933fbc678dd1&ei=41

Rock Westfall seems completely detached from reality. Dumb motherfucker. Or just a garden variety liar.

[Tex Long 4,285]

On 6/3/2024 at 11:38 AM, gatormarc said:

I would have thought that TX/OU would shift to endzone splits to accommodate as well as having to adjust home seating ticket allotment for visiting fans for other conference games.

 

19 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck no. We stick to tradition when it comes to the biggest rivalry game in the SEC.

Fuck that shit.

The bottom line here is that EZ split puts one group in the sun and the other in the shade. Our way, it's a wash.

[Royale with cheese 1,425]

8 hours ago, mdmost said:

You are worrying about the writings of a guy who looks like this

And to think, I liked him on Mash, and now he's an asshole. How things do change . . .

[mdmost 42,459]

Maybe going to the SEC was a bad idea

 

[tx 3 putt 75,475]

Nothing says SEC like PitBull !!!!!

[AUS-97HORN 11,556]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Nothing says SEC like PitBull !!!!!

oooo who could forget the greatest commercial ever watched by big 12 teams.... and by watched i mean shown 40 times during each Texas game, sometimes 50 times....

 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,009]

On 5/31/2024 at 6:50 AM, SubliminalHorn said:

Beyoncé 

 

 

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,483]

It's that's one guy from that old commercial! 

[bejezuz 329]

15 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

It'll be jumpin' that night at the Holiday Inn!

 

Edited June 12 by bejezuz

[Horn of Gabriel 1,580]

We couldn't get a country star?

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,009]

47 minutes ago, bejezuz said:

It'll be jumpin' that night at the Holiday Inn!

 

Kinda incredible that as many times as I’ve heard that song in my youth while out drinking and dancing up on mid tier chicks I’ve never seen that music video… it’s perfect for what it is honestly 

[honolulu horn 6,143]

Pitbull will be fantastic. 

[thunderlounge 7,636]

1 hour ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

We couldn't get a country star?

King George

[Underdog 28,219]

Throw in a chili-cookoff and you could've had Ted Nugent. 

[Armybrat 40,544]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Nothing says SEC like PitBull !!!!!

Never heard of him.

[BigHorn'13 3,346]

Dalé! 

And fuck the sec 

[gatormarc 902]

This is making the Aggie welcome to the SEC video look pretty solid right now.

[gatormarc 902]

6 hours ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

We couldn't get a country star?

Miami is a country.

[hornbri 1,347]

Am I the only one that thinks its really weird we are having a day long celebration on the day we join the SEC? And who wants to go stand in the sun in late June in Texas for that celebration?

 

[83Horn 1,637]

Rock Westfall and Mike Farrell strike again.  Westfall sounds like he's so mad he could just spit...and he wants his mommy.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/longhorn-network-flop-lack-of-nattys-expose-texas-as-a-legend-in-its-own-mind/ar-BB1ofbWY?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=0db72274bc404aee99e62485f8237909&ei=18

[Hookem10 580]

24 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Rock Westfall and Mike Farrell strike again.  Westfall sounds like he's so mad he could just spit...and he wants his mommy.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/longhorn-network-flop-lack-of-nattys-expose-texas-as-a-legend-in-its-own-mind/ar-BB1ofbWY?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=0db72274bc404aee99e62485f8237909&ei=18

Fuck those guys

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,705]

1 hour ago, 83Horn said:

Rock Westfall and Mike Farrell strike again.  Westfall sounds like he's so mad he could just spit...and he wants his mommy.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/longhorn-network-flop-lack-of-nattys-expose-texas-as-a-legend-in-its-own-mind/ar-BB1ofbWY?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=0db72274bc404aee99e62485f8237909&ei=18

Big mad they can't have access to anything UT related and have to resort to covering aggy and middle school softball tournaments. 

[msucolt45 3,978]

If UT is mired in mediocrity, in their opinion, it’s a wonder how they truly feel about aggy history over the last 80+ years?

Hook’em!!!

[Hookem10 580]

On 6/12/2024 at 8:40 PM, gatormarc said:

This is making the Aggie welcome to the SEC video look pretty solid right now.

Nothing about them shitheads is solid 

[Armybrat 40,544]

12 hours ago, 83Horn said:

Rock Westfall and Mike Farrell strike again.  Westfall sounds like he's so mad he could just spit...and he wants his mommy.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/longhorn-network-flop-lack-of-nattys-expose-texas-as-a-legend-in-its-own-mind/ar-BB1ofbWY?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=0db72274bc404aee99e62485f8237909&ei=18

He is just a tiny dicked clickbaiter. 

[LTtxfan 48,721]

 

[LTtxfan 48,721]

Saw a Jawja guy upset about this.  Then this guy doesn't like Texas arrogance...

Texas QB Makes SURPRISING Claim that has Rivals LAUGHING! | UGA | Gators | Oklahoma | TAMU 

[Bevo14 8,196]

This conference has a lot of oversensitive little bitches doesn't it?

Edited June 30 by Bevo14

[LTtxfan 48,721]

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

This conference has a lot of oversensitive little bitches doesn't it?

Yeah, getting this worked up about Quinn's answer to a reporter at Manning Camp is crazy... 

[Cairn Horn88 8,086]

Finebaum and Sankey and others talking on SEC welcome to Texas festivities going on…Sark coming on…Sankey would not do the Hook’m Horns sign!  Audio not good….must be sec techs!